
im in love with a girl who doesnt even know me

>>282771
Damn do you at least know the guy she fucks every night?

>>282772
shes single and pure


You don't know her either, you are in love with the image you created of her in your head based on her attractive looks or some small pieces of information you gathered about her

>>282771
LAMO

>>282776
If only you knew....
https://crystal.cafe/b/

>>282796
Ban women from life, to the mines. Once we can grow people in tubes women will only be useful for digging uranium ore.


>>282802
Femcel bingo tl;dr watch KPOP that's been popular mainstream since gangnam style also
>had sex
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https://crystal.cafe/b/res/61088.html

dat sum gay shit

>>282810
Gay thread my dude

She's getting pegged op

Anonymous 5 months96803>>96829
I hate moids so much even their presence bothers me.
I am truly someone with misandry.
My coworkers never did much to me but I hate their guts.
To me, they are so disgusting, I have their voices. They smell. All moids smell. Even when they try not to.
Moids are so disgusting.
It causes me great suffering having to live among them.
Sorry for vent.

if only there was a foolproof way to make women want to fall in love with you, all you'd have to do is do the thing and then she'd care about you very much.


>>282771
Think that's bad? I'm in love with an 11-year-old girl from New Zealand who's never met me and has a bigger income.

>>282887
clearly you have not heard the good news.

>>282889
stay on kohlchan please

>>282899
Don't you mean čudan?
Also I thought kohlchan shut down or something.

>>282901
is it? well this explains why bg was so alive lately

she responded
im so fvcking back

>>282982
tell us more
backstory

>>282987
shes perfect, im in love


>>282989
how did u find out abot her existenk

I'm sad again.

>>283022
what's wrong baby? here have a video


>>283025
It's just that I'm with someone who's sad and I can't make her happy because I am a sad person too. If I was happy I could make her happy too but I can't so I get even sadder.

>>283030
when you know how to make yourself happy, you can make others happy the same way. learn how to make yourself happy and then you might be able to infect her with your good mood.
i used to be funny guy in school i know how to do it. it is not so much information that you are lacking but the conviction that it is possible, which is the source for the good mood to come in. it is a belief thing that can not be forced. it is not about learning jokes and absurdities like poems to shoot them out on occasion. if you believe in this attitude ways will enter your mind on how to express it.


>>283030
>Oh I am so sad I have gf and sex life is so horrible in my luxury first world european nordic country
Eeugh

>>283005
interpals, but shes from my city

>>283045
> writing to grils from u're country on interpals
Cringe but that's how I found a good friend, she lives in piderburg though and I don't therefore at least it makes some sense.
Grow a pair and go on dating apps, this girl is made for Eurocock and she's lookin for it on interp

Heard this song in my dream, except it was sung by Reba McEntire. Funny how brain can do something like that.

>>283063
https://youtu.be/xCMB1gYLiIk

>>282771
I!
AM GONNA GO GET ME SOME FOOD
AND MAYBE A DRINKS TOO

Great maui fires is so sad thoughts and prayers ;(((

>>283056
>this girl is made for Eurocock and she's lookin for it on interp
Can you link her profile @OP? I might have what she needs

>>282771
op is nfkrz imo.a jew stalker.
post info to contrary if req.

>>282771
Me

>>286273
mine said she got heartbroken and doesnt search for relationship
we had like a month long chat and it got pretty stable in the last week but now im ghosted for 2 days
guess its over, right, its fucking over

im the op tho

>>286276
How she looks like?

>>286276
it is but you can coom and forget

>>286281
slavic gray mice

>>286273
do you have ans 'tism

>>286301
More than one

>>286293
She is British and Chinese.

>>286332
i was talking about girl i love

>>286339
What she does for a living?

>>286344
OnlyFans



>>286492
powerful

>>286492
hohols keep stealing our women >:(

>>286526
made for BHC

>>286499
except it's not, Russian flag symbolizes genocide and war crimes and it's perplexing why anyone would drape it over themselves

>>286530
genocide = good, we're overpopulated

>>286533
you know what they say, be the change you want to see in the world

>>286533
Start with your own country then

>>282792
you were right all along

>>282792
1) This is absolutely correct regarding all online "relationships", as an ex-haver of interpals harem I guarantee it.
2) Is this the janitor dude from green mile on pic

>>286537
Honestly can't wait for srboids to chimp out so I can genocide them.

>>282776
I, too, once thought that my 11-year-old waifu was innocent and pure...

>>286690
1) Not just online relationships but all kinds of relationships and crushes for people that you have known for less than at least a year and spent extensive time with
2) It's Harry Dean Stanton, apparently he was in Green Mile yes but he is more famous for movies like Paris Texas, Alien, Lucky and more


👍

Girls are in love with me and I don't even know them.

>>282771
Love is in knows I don't even girl.

What is love?
It is merely the lust that I feel for a little girl's throat.

baby don't hurt me

don't hurt me

No more

>>283025
this guy, i know him.

>>286938
dude has been playing the way he wanted to for many many years without giving a fuck. everyone goes archmage and the dude refuses to respect the meta and instead plays bloodmage.

>>282771
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

>>283056
> writing to grils from u're country on interpals
I dont get your point. Russia is like so many countries within one, there are even girls who look asian in siberia.

>>287809
All same shit, nothing new to learn culturally.

stop posting in this thread, it is inactual by now

>>287811
I might have believed you if you were talking about Argentina, 99% of the people here speak the same crappy rioplatense spanish dialect kek.
But man Russia has like 200 different languages in it's many regions and almost the same number of different ethnic groups.

>>287815
any updates?

>>287819
i think i fucked shit up

>>287864
such cases

>>287818
Places where Russian isn't the majority language are desolate villages, muscovite assimilation has turned these people into average russian drunkards. It was actually a state policy like in the US where they gave indians the fire water.

>>287818
Cmon, Argentina has a couple dozen injun tribes too, isn't that exotic /s

>>287864
drunk texting?

HOW IS LOLI FORMED

>>287915
more like drunk breaking. I found her address and tried to ask her out thru commiblock intercom, she didnt answer but im pretty sure she knew it was me and i scared her to death. god i need to be put into a mental ward for my own good, I cannot even remember how this idea was supposed to work.

>>287933
holy fuck big if true

>>287937
im a creep, right?

>>287939
you're a weirdo

>>287939
yeah, there is no coming back from that; just leave her alone [spoiler]you could probably apologize first but I'm not sure if contacting her at all is a good idea[/spoiler]

>>287951
It's not a good idea at all but I want him to do it to amuse us
Also OP pls post logs

im in stone throw from stalking her near her commieblock or a workplace. Somehow im so sure that i only need to show up and everything gonna be alright. At this point i searching for excuses to not to do it.
>>287952
maybe i will post logs and her pics when its truly and undeniably over

i realized i got obsessed with her not because of illusion as german claimed, but because i know too much about her. This month we were chatting i was asking her questions i
to which i already knew answers. And somehow i still fucked shit up. At first i scared her insisting on a date knowing that shes not really social then these intercom calls.

i will wait till october, then i write her again like i didnt really care

>>288234
>maybe i will post logs and her pics when its truly and undeniably over
jesus christ the hell do you expect after doing the whole domofon thing in MOSCOW out of all places
of course it's UNDENIABLY over, be glad federal agents are not at your door yet. give us the content at last


>>288271
im not in moscow, its just my mobile internet
look, now im at home and i have a rusball
>of course it's UNDENIABLY over
its really not. look, the whole domophone thing was nothing, i mean yes i called her 4 times but she never know it was me, i told her i will come but she ghosted me two days before i came. and she actually was ghosting me two times before that, in august.
Something like that happened half a year ago with another girl and she was like "wow how did you find me haha" and i quickly asked for a date, she agreed, but turned out she was 8 years younger than me, quite stupid and with boyfriend who mogs me in looks, she still texted me a month after but i was busy evacuating myself out of ukrainian artillary range. So my actions are based on experience, not on my insanity
>>288273
im in full yolo mode now, i just cant let it go. its not even about girl anymore, its how far can i go in simping

>>288275
that's not simping, that's being a stalker and traumatizing some poor girl
don't be a piece of shit, Bernd

>>288286
^He is being a white knight on KC but he is speaking facts.

"oh shit I did that haha god I must have been so drunk"
works every time

>>288413
Good suggestion, sadly, social acceptability of being drunk has dramatically decreased in Russia due to nationwide alcoholism complex. It actually was a pretty common excuse for shit back in the better times. If he looks for a hip and currently socially acceptable justification to his actions, he should go for the bath salts/methedrone excuse.