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Russia Bernd 2024-10-26 12:06:07 ⋅ 1w No. 324855
Did you ever buy things you don't need while being drunk?
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 12:26:47 ⋅ 6d No. 324857
Usually I don't impulse buy. When I want something expensiveish I put it on my amazon wishlist. Only if it has been there for a month and I still want it I decide to buy. I already have too much stuff cluttering up my flat and I really hate having stuff I don't need so I try to be careful about it - not that I'm always successful with it.
Russia Bernd 2024-10-26 13:13:56 ⋅ 6d No. 324862
i buy things i don't need when sober
Russia Bernd 2024-10-26 13:46:37 ⋅ 6d No. 324863
Not gonna make another bloghtread so I will bloggenposten ITT We're doing renovation and I can't use the toilet at home, so I went to the pizza place nearby. I took a huge dump in picrel position but in the middle of it a little goblin and her mom started pulling the door handle and knock on the door so hard that I had to finish quicker than I wanted. I cleaned up the shoe dirt trace on the edge of the toilet (I put the seat up ofc) but they forced me into such a hurry that some shit was stuck at the bottom, I tried to clean it with a brush but its handle broke off for some reason, so I put the brush back in place and left after hastily washing my anus with wet toilet paper and using sanitizer on my hands. My eyes met the eyes of the little goblin, she looked puzzled. I feel like I have some stuff left in me but maybe I will be able to use our toilet after repair workers leave. I noticed that this board has become a blogboard, I used to oppose it but I guess it's natural for smallboards.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 14:47:51 ⋅ 6d No. 324867
>>324863 That's the wrong attitude. If you feel like someone puts pressure on you unjustified you have to deliberately do the thing slower than you would usually do it. If I drive on ans road and someone tailgates me I will slow down to exactly the speed limit instead of driving 5-7 km/h above it.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 14:58:46 ⋅ 6d No. 324868
>>324867 Unnecessarily provoking other people is a bad trait. Just because they’re assholes doesn’t mean you must be one as well.
Russia Bernd 2024-10-26 15:12:50 ⋅ 6d No. 324869
>>324867 I dunno... honestly, in a situation as delicate as taking a poop under such circumstances it's hard to keep your cool.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 15:18:07 ⋅ 6d No. 324870
>>324869 And there was the risk of them actually opening the door, even though it was locked. Maybe if they had tried harder and long enough…
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 15:19:25 ⋅ 6d No. 324871
>>324868 Wrong. If you let bullies bully you they will only get worse. Someone has to show them their boundaries. And if you are the one doing that your are doing something good. >>324869 I get that. Maybe you could have said something to make them stop.
Russia Bernd 2024-10-26 15:21:33 ⋅ 6d No. 324872
>>324870 Plus don't forget that I already was in a not-so-comfortable pose (I prefer to poop this way, but when you're on the public toilet and don't want to touch anything, and wear shoes - it's a different story) which insenified the stresi worries. >>324871 I wanted to say "wait a minute!" or something but then realized that there's multiple kilograms of stinky, sticky shit that I have to clean up a bit in order to not feel like an absolute pig, it was a child after all, even if a goblinish one. Plus I needed to take some extra steps to wash my anus properly, dry wiping doesn't satisfy my hygienic demands. All in all the situation was stressful.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 15:27:16 ⋅ 6d No. 324873
>>324871 That’s just you being a bully as well. Bullying bullies is still bullying and bad behavior.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 15:37:38 ⋅ 6d No. 324875
>>324872 In any case it is good to know that you take huge, massive, and stinky shits. >>324873 There is nothing wrong with mirroring bad behavior back at someone. I practiced wheely with my mtb against today and almost fell back off my bike. This is a good thing because I never managed to get this high. If it continues this way I might be able to finally learn it this year. I always ride on top of a big empty parking garage to practice so nobody can see me failing.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 15:56:24 ⋅ 6d No. 324876
>>324863 Ah yes, acting as if you have never talked in detail about shit many times before.
Russia Bernd 2024-10-26 15:58:52 ⋅ 6d No. 324877
>>324876 I do remember having a discussion about pooping positions with one of you but I never expected to be judged for this by a germball.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 16:16:27 ⋅ 6d No. 324878
>>324875 >There is nothing wrong with mirroring bad behavior back at someone. Not really, at least I don’t want to be a person that’s being bad and mean to other people. I think forgiving others and turning the other cheek are signs of a great character, not being a bully oneself. That’s just letting the hate and bad things inside of you and replicating it.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 16:17:26 ⋅ 6d No. 324879
>>324877 Poop discussions with germans are always difficult for us because we have to type one handed [spoiler] because we have our cock in the other hand.[/spoiler]
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 16:28:38 ⋅ 6d No. 324880
>>324878 Letting bullies push you around won't make the world a better place. Quite the contrary.
Russia Bernd 2024-10-26 16:30:07 ⋅ 6d No. 324881
>>324880 >>324878 Both of you are correct, I don't know who's more correct.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 16:35:33 ⋅ 6d No. 324882
>>324880 You can stand your ground without being a bully yourself. I don’t see how being bad oneself will bring one happiness.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 16:37:31 ⋅ 6d No. 324883
>>324882 How is taking your time on the toilet or adhering to the speed limit bad?
Russia Bernd 2024-10-26 16:48:21 ⋅ 6d No. 324884
>>324883 >>324882 Okay now I understand how both of you were correct Don't bully in return = the right way if you were in the wrong tbqh Bully in return = when the bully is clearly in the wrong tbqh
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 16:59:36 ⋅ 6d No. 324886
>>324884 So what stupid stuff have you bought while being drunk?
Russia Bernd 2024-10-26 17:05:55 ⋅ 6d No. 324887
>>324886 A red suede vest out of thrift store that was in bad condition, I'm probably going to wear it twice and throw out. It was ~7 dollars. Looks like picrel but dirty and the leather is scarred in one place.
United Kingdom Bernd 2024-10-26 17:50:13 ⋅ 6d No. 324892
>>324883 There's a speed limit for shittenigns in Germany? Is that so you don't foul up public bathrooms? How can that even be policed?
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 18:17:59 ⋅ 6d No. 324902
>>324892 There is a public officer with a stop watch in every toilet who listens very well on what your are doing and issues fines if you are going too fast.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 19:29:16 ⋅ 6d No. 324905
>>324883 It’s your intention that makes it bad. You actively provoke people and enjoy making them miserable.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-26 21:08:27 ⋅ 6d No. 324907
>>324905 This is not about personal enjoyment. This is about being a regulatory element in the system in order to make it better.
Russia Bernd 2024-10-30 11:41:27 ⋅ 3d No. 325160
downing one beer after another to finish the work i hate again
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 11:48:42 ⋅ 3d No. 325162
>>325160 What work and what do you hate about it?
Russia Bernd 2024-10-30 13:10:26 ⋅ 2d No. 325167
>>325162 I have to do porn descriptions again because I gave the big cash from proper job to my mom, drank away the little I left for myself (it would suffice if I wasn't drinking) and failed a project that could've pushed me forward as a writer.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 14:02:41 ⋅ 2d No. 325168
>>325167 Can’t you just let chat gpt do 90% of the work?
Russia Bernd 2024-10-30 14:12:55 ⋅ 2d No. 325169
>>325168 No, it has to include a ton of humorous euphemisms.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 15:54:05 ⋅ 2d No. 325172
>>325160 >>325167 >>325169 Kek Would you be a mod on fapforfuture.com?
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 15:57:15 ⋅ 2d No. 325173
>>325172 ;_;
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 16:00:48 ⋅ 2d No. 325175
>>325173 I don't even own the url anymore. In the end I think I needed just one more person to believe in this project and commit some time to it. It is just too much for a single person, especially with the bureaucracy in Deutschland, that was the biggest cockblock.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 16:04:11 ⋅ 2d No. 325176
>>325175 What kind of help would you need?
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 16:18:16 ⋅ 2d No. 325178
>>325176 Someone who can deal with all the legal paper work and who believes in the vision. The steps of signing up a business, having to deal with taxes etc. is just too much for me. I don't know anything of this and i think german law is fuckong stupid so I really don't see myself learning about this anytime soon. In fact I know many people who tried to start a small business and they all end up getting annoyed by the Finanzamt, even years after they stopped. IT skills would be benefitial too obviously but not required, I will somehow be able to setup an infrastructure for basic video streaming myself. The site in its current state - absolutely doomscrolly fappable btw - is still hotlinking content from other sites which is just too slow and unstable.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 17:30:07 ⋅ 2d No. 325182
>>325178 Why would you start the business in Germany? You're living in the age of the internet, just set it up in some shithole where nobody cares about laws like Ukraine.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 18:09:31 ⋅ 2d No. 325183
>>325182 How could I make money then? If I accept payments, they would have to go on a bank account that the Finanzamt does not know, and I do not have such a bank account. I considered travelling to Serbia once to open up an account there but then again, what protects me from them just taking all my money and freezing my account? And even if I had a foreign bank account, how could I get the money from there to Germany? **well actually for that i have a plan: open up a VPN service and launder dollars by crypto payments and then legally cash them out** Can you give me guidance?
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 18:12:43 ⋅ 2d No. 325184
>>325183 >How could I make money then? Crypto and foreign bank accounts. >what protects me from them just taking all my money and freezing my account? Why would they do that? That risk exists in literally every country, but is much higher in Germany, because we live in a bureaucratic monster state. >how could I get the money from there to Germany? SWIFT or crypto
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 18:14:30 ⋅ 2d No. 325186
>>325183 Btw I don't have any experience in money laundering or starting foreign business, I'm just a chap sharing his opinion with you.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 18:14:34 ⋅ 2d No. 325187
>>325184 Thinking about it, brave Ukrainian woman starting fff to fight climate change sounds much more epic than when a german does it.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 18:16:14 ⋅ 2d No. 325188
>>325186 What do you think is the cheapest yet best option to start a business? Perhaps one can even create businesses remotely today?
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 18:18:36 ⋅ 2d No. 325190
>>325188 Pay a homeless Eastern European to register the business for you under his name
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 18:35:50 ⋅ 2d No. 325195
>>325188 inspiration https://www.rbb-online.de/doku/das/das-strohmann-kartell.html
Russia Bernd 2024-10-30 18:36:51 ⋅ 2d No. 325197
>>325172 No I hate fap and porn
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 19:17:40 ⋅ 2d No. 325212
>>325178 Well, I believe in the vision. So now we just have to find another one to deal with all the paperwork and then everyone of us will get a third of the earnings.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 19:18:35 ⋅ 2d No. 325215
>>325212 Why do you believe in evil things? And yes a platform designed to make people addicted to porn and suck out their soul is evil in my opinion.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 19:22:14 ⋅ 2d No. 325216
>>325215 > in my opinion. Here is your problem. Don't expect everyone else to share your particular morals.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 19:23:14 ⋅ 2d No. 325217
>>325216 There's not a single person who thinks porn is healthy and good, no matter how much you are convinced of your moral relativism.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 19:26:25 ⋅ 2d No. 325219
>>325217 Nothing wrong with porn as long as you don't overdo it. People who think that all porn is evil are freaks. There is no science that backs this stance.
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 19:30:09 ⋅ 2d No. 325221
>>325219 The problem is that porn is a very potent drug, which is why many people get hooked on it and "overdo it" as you said. And there definitely is scientific evidence that this excessive pornography consumption is bad for people (regarding brain chemistry, mental health, relationships and sexual capacities).
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 19:32:51 ⋅ 2d No. 325222
>boohoo porn ebul there's too many of us anyway, there's absolutely no loss in a few more people not breeding
Germany Bernd 2024-10-30 19:35:54 ⋅ 2d No. 325225
>>325221 Do you consume alcohol? Covfefe?
Russia Bernd 2024-10-30 21:22:08 ⋅ 2d No. 325238
>>325219 You are the freak, as there's real lives broken behind the cum.