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Finland Bernd 2021-08-22 16:44:25 ⋅ 2y No. 120818
Quit my job that was manual labour, now been sitting inside for almost a year because nothing happens and I suddenly have a belly t. skeletor Need to burn it away but motivation for exercise is extremely low. ty for reading my blog, upboat and subrsibe
Germany Bernd 2021-08-22 16:49:18 ⋅ 2y No. 120820
No need to exercise, just eat less. t. experienced sames
Finland Bernd 2021-08-22 16:55:25 ⋅ 2y No. 120822
>>120820 Food is the only thing that is helping me cope in this loneliness. I love food now, before I didn't too much. Especially unhealthy junk food. But yeah I will have to eat less then, how little should one eat though if one sits at the computer the whole day?
Germany Bernd 2021-08-22 17:11:41 ⋅ 2y No. 120823
>>120822 Google a calorie calculator and calculate how much calories you burn every day by just sitting around and 0 movement and then just eat 100-200cals less constantly. You will have to learn to count the calories of all the food you eat but a Bernd will develop a good feeling for it quickly. t. lost 12kg since summer 2020
Germany Bernd 2021-09-02 09:44:39 ⋅ 2y No. 121853
>>120823 For the first time since I was 17 or so I managed to get below 70kg. Once I lost the remaining few kg of fat I will build a homegym with my brother and the gains will begin.
Finland Bernd 2021-09-02 12:22:54 ⋅ 2y No. 121862
>>121853 Very nice. I got a belly full of fat to burn away. They built an outside gym not so far away from me with cool machines, I have been exercising there now, very easy to go there as a B*rnd. Cut away the fast foods and sugars now, but I long for them every day, they were my copim mechanism.
Germany Bernd 2021-09-02 12:49:27 ⋅ 2y No. 121868
>>121862 you will get over it bro i believe in you
United States Bernd 2021-09-02 13:26:15 ⋅ 2y No. 121870
I got an alkie belly on me :) t. Skeleton with an alkie belly
Finland Bernd 2021-09-04 22:24:41 ⋅ 2y No. 122108
>>121868 >>121870 I'm fatter than I thought, time to admit it and face reality. Bought one of those scales that measure bodyfat and such, tested it 11 times in a row, seems sort of accurate but of course I don't know how exact the results are. Weight 79,43kg (high) BMI 25.4 (high) FAT 22,8% (high) Muscle 58,5kg (healthy) Water 54,1% (healthy) Visceral fat 10.5 (high) Bone Mass 2.89kg (healthy) Metabolism 1752.3 (high) Protein 19,5% (healthy) Obesity 17% (overweight) Body age 33 (oikea 31) LBM 61.36kg Time to start dieting seriously, I want to get rid of that fat.
Germany Bernd 2021-09-04 22:27:13 ⋅ 2y No. 122109
>>122108 how tall are you?
Germany Bernd 2021-09-04 22:28:39 ⋅ 2y No. 122110
Also look at buns. We're about to grill some juicy high-calorie burgers.
Finland Bernd 2021-09-04 22:33:11 ⋅ 2y No. 122111
>>122109 177cm >>122110 Regarding grain and wheat, I cut them off my diet a long ago (not related to this topic) because my belly was constantly swollen after consuming them. I "woke up" to this that they are not suitable to my stomach after I enjoyed some noodles with onion and pork and spent farting like crazy the whole night. Before that there were other signs, like farting and diarrhea after consuming peanuts and many other clues before I finally started paying notice that maybe this is not normal.
Germany Bernd 2021-09-04 22:38:42 ⋅ 2y No. 122112
>>122111 >177cm You have very similar settis to me last year You can do it.
Finland Bernd 2021-09-04 22:59:15 ⋅ 2y No. 122113
>>122112 Thanks for the support. How did you start, what motivated you, how did you train & diet and how is it going now and did you train alone or with friends? I'm cutting off sugar and experimenting with a lowcarb diet, removed apps like Wolt & Foodora from my phone. Shame is I moved to study here to a unfamiliar city to study but everything was distancelearning from the start so I don't know anyone here and my only cope in this loneliness was eating and going for a really good (sugary) special coffee at one of those trendy cafés, which I loved. Now that that enjoyment is gone... Well let's see how this goes.

The Brent Method

Germany Bernd 2021-09-05 00:46:15 ⋅ 2y
No. 122118
>>122113 i became fat and ugly when I fell for the gym meme for 1.5 years. **i went there 3 times / week** It is so fucking easy to lose weight. Listen here Padawan, I'll tell you what to do: 1) calculate the calories you burn / day 2) learn the calorie numbers of the food you usually eat 3) constantly eat less than what you burn, have a minus of ~100-200/kcal a day 4) ??????? 5) One year later your belly is gone. You saw my pic above, last summer I was 83kg at 178cm **with a good amount of muscle tho** You don't need to restrict the food you eat. Eat whatever the fuck you like but make sure that you get the minus ~100 kcal every single day. ==It's simple maths: You - 365*100kcal = a beautiful man== Fuck all these "no X", "only Y" tire diets, calorie mumbers are what matters. Think of it as a minigame you get to play each day. You want to get to the point where you know by heart how much you can eat of what each day depending how much you moved etc. It's easily learnable in a month and it's a great skill for life anyway. Example thoughts: "Hmm, I had 3 slices of bread with goney in the morning, I'll eat menu X and a salad for lunch and an apple in the evening..." "..Hmm I'd like to eat a kebab but then I'm in 300 calorie +... I can go jogging for 30m and then eat the kebab as a reward!" A few weeks into this your average appetite will go down, which helps. Quitting alcohol if you drink helps a LOT. You probably won't even have to chsnge your food at all. Cutting down on the sugar helps too, it's also just toxic as fuck so really try not to eat more than ~25g of it each day, if you do that you'll crave sugar less in no time and less sugary things start to taste more appealing. Yeah, learn the sugar numbers for food as well, it helps. Rules exist to be broken. Remember that your goal is to be happy and happiness isn't achieved by suffering. Follow these rules only for 80-90% of your next year and you'll look awesome. Good luck, Bernd.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-05 01:29:27 ⋅ 2y No. 122119
>>122118 Legit, altho im skinny af, but i always felt that way about people trying losing weight. Also consider lowering sugar levels.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-09-05 02:36:08 ⋅ 2y No. 122125
>>122119 Just cut out sugar completely. The fat will burn off rapidly. t.potato diet pro
Finland Bernd 2021-09-06 22:47:02 ⋅ 2y No. 122281
>>122118 Thanks, I'll be working on it from now on. So much new stuff to learn. New target is set, picture related, me 9 years ago. I wanna be that skinny again. I am also cutting out stuff for my guts sake, it's not normal to have this "swollen feeling" in my stomach some foods give me, and even less normal is going to some party and keep farting like crazy, nobody else does that either. I injured my left foot and can't run now and can't even take longer walks, frustrating. Have to wait for it to heal. I wasn't even doing anything heavy with it. >>122125 I'm gonna do that
New Zealand Bernd 2021-09-06 22:55:13 ⋅ 2y No. 122286
>>122281 Try cutting out wheat entire from your diet and add more probiotics and prebuotics. Farting could be a sign of bacterial overgrowth if its really stinky.
Finland Bernd 2021-10-26 21:50:39 ⋅ 2y No. 125504
>>122286 Some progress, I did that, tested Keto and fasting, it really did wonders for my stomach. I do OMAD (one meal a day) now. Gases and such are gone. I have lost 10kg and returning to my younger normal size again, feels good. Still want to get fat% down and then I'm happy.
Canada Bernd 2021-10-26 22:40:42 ⋅ 2y No. 125506
>>125504 Good to hear, Bernd. I need to find my pull up bar and exercise while I'm busy quarantining.
Norway Bernd 2021-10-27 08:44:34 ⋅ 2y No. 125541
I'm trying 16:8 intermittent fasting. Three meals a day.
Norway Bernd 2021-10-27 12:47:11 ⋅ 2y No. 125562
>>125541 I am doing two meals the first day, it is quite interesting for hungry and relaxed I am. I will eat at 16.

t. hint pro

Finland Bernd 2021-10-27 14:32:17 ⋅ 2y
No. 125565
>>125562 if the hunger starts feeling like too much, drink caffeine free coffee to suppress the feel
Canada Bernd 2021-10-27 15:06:42 ⋅ 2y No. 125567
>>125565 >caffeine free coffee May as well drink sludge.
Finland Bernd 2021-10-27 15:29:49 ⋅ 2y No. 125571
>>125567 the point is that coffee lowers tye levels of grelin which is the hunger hormone
Canada Bernd 2021-10-27 15:36:11 ⋅ 2y No. 125574
>>125571 I found drinking caffeinated coffee helped avoid hunger pangs, though doing what works for you is easier.
Germany Bernd 2021-10-27 17:59:30 ⋅ 2y No. 125596
>>125571 >>125574 try out green tee
Finland Bernd 2021-10-28 10:09:15 ⋅ 2y No. 125647
So prior to starting this my freezer was stocked up with several litres of berries and some vegetables, I can't have them there forever so I need to add them to my meal now. Pic is yesterdays meal. I was happy to notice there was clear progress in my body picture from when I started, fat belly is almost gone. Almost exciting to see how the body will look like when I get the fat% down a little more. >>125506 Thanks friend, I hope you make it! >>125541 Have you tried doing 1 meal or 2 meals? I think it gets easier the more you do it and get accustomed to it, especially when you eat good food. I notice if I eat bad carbs like doing a cheat day of Burger King, the next day is difficult to stay fasting due to hunger. >>125565 I also add a teaspoon of MCT-oil to my coffee, afaik it should not kick you out of ketosis or fasting and helps combatting hunger feels. >>125596 I love green tea but there is that one ingredient (I forgot its name) in it that does something to my stomach if I drink tea on an empty stomach, it can give me this complete hangover feeling and need to puke.
Norway Bernd 2021-10-28 13:14:27 ⋅ 2y No. 125658
>>125647 How long have you done omad? I ate 2 meals yesterday. I did 24h fasts a few times last year. 16h makes me quite tired as well but I guess the body gets used to it so Funny thing about not eating is how I'm suddenly chugging water all day.
Finland Bernd 2021-10-28 13:29:14 ⋅ 2y No. 125660
>>125658 Around 5 weeks, did twice a +77 hour fasting period (77h & 75h) and sometimes a 48h fast. But there has been a lot of parties like a friends wedding that meant that I was drinking and eating badly the whole weekend, taking me back almost a weeks progress. Your tiredness can be because of lack of salts or something, when fasting you need to eat oils too that carry you through. Try adding himalaya salt to your water. If you are drinking water, don't drink too much, drink only when tirsty, you will be pissing out all the minerals in your body and dehydrating yourself
Germany Bernd 2021-10-28 13:39:13 ⋅ 2y No. 125661
>>125660 why do the extremes like 3 days no food? its so much easier to just change a few, small things and keeping them in everyday life its like practising instruments, doing a 8 hours of practise once a week gets you nowhere compared to practising half an hour every day
Finland Bernd 2021-10-28 13:41:39 ⋅ 2y No. 125663
>>125661 Read up about what health benefits fasting for 24 hours, 48 hours and 72 hours brings to your body.
Finland Bernd 2021-10-28 15:02:51 ⋅ 2y No. 125668
>>125661 long term fasting activates cell autophagy, causing unfit and damaged cells and cell organalles to be recycled into functioning ones It is one of the best things you can do to slow down biological aging >according to experts
Canada Bernd 2021-10-28 16:00:00 ⋅ 2y No. 125673
>>125663 24 is easier once you get the hang of 16/8. I did 16/8 for about a month, then a few weeks again this year. I felt amazing and my poops were better than ever. The few 48 hour fasts I did were horrible, and not because of the pangs, rather because I had diarrhea every time I broke my fast. No matter how small or slowly I ate, it was always diarrhea.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-10-28 17:00:40 ⋅ 2y No. 125678
>>125673 I read 16/8 and instantly thought it'd be a proggy time signature r8
Canada Bernd 2021-10-28 17:59:29 ⋅ 2y No. 125682
>>125678 i r8 6/8
Germany Bernd 2021-10-31 11:12:37 ⋅ 2y No. 125875
Lost another 3 kilos, am at 66 now. All my fat is gone and I could start to work out but I actually like this low weight, it has never been easier to cycle up hills and I literally never get exhausted. t. lives on hill
Germany Bernd 2021-10-31 11:25:52 ⋅ 2y No. 125877
>>125875 Looking good!
Finland Bernd 2021-10-31 19:58:51 ⋅ 2y No. 125907
>>125875 Very nice! I am slowly following up. Can't wait for it when I get under 70kg too. However, I was forced to drink this weekend so progress was halted for now, but no worries, I'll be back on track the upcoming week again.
Germany Bernd 2021-10-31 20:07:23 ⋅ 2y No. 125909
>>125907 Cute forest fren :3
Germany Bernd 2021-10-31 21:06:53 ⋅ 2y No. 125913
>>125907 post pics
Finland Bernd 2021-10-31 22:40:05 ⋅ 2y No. 125924
>>125913 Well sure, belly is almost gone now.
Germany Bernd 2021-10-31 23:59:39 ⋅ 2y No. 125930
>>125924 based bulls also nice tits
Germany Bernd 2021-11-01 08:23:49 ⋅ 2y No. 125943
>>125924 I would like to see some injury statistics on that sport.
Germany Bernd 2021-11-02 17:44:46 ⋅ 2y No. 126043
I didn't find me keys so I ran to the supermarket instead of cycling. Way back and forth was 30m so I probably burned around a BigMac of calories, crazy how much energy these fuckers contain. On my way there I quickly passed by a group of 3 turks and the one closest to me tried to stretch out his arm to prickle my belly with his finger when I was approaching them and I dodged his attack last second mid-air even looking at them and then his friends laughed at him.
Finland Bernd 2021-11-02 21:28:34 ⋅ 2y No. 126065
>>126043 >On my way there I quickly passed by a group of 3 turks and the one closest to me tried to stretch out his arm to prickle my belly with his finger Wtf???
Germany Bernd 2021-11-02 21:40:40 ⋅ 2y No. 126068
>>126065 turks being turks, easy to deal with them tbh just be more alpha
Finland Bernd 2021-11-02 22:00:00 ⋅ 2y No. 126071
>>126068 Are they homosexuals or why did he want to touch your belly? Were you without a shirt?
Germany Bernd 2021-11-02 22:08:25 ⋅ 2y No. 126073
>>126071 he was trying to act cool/funny infront of a wimin by causing trouble to a stranger don't you understand basic turk behaviour?
Finland Bernd 2021-11-02 22:11:31 ⋅ 2y No. 126075
>>126073 No, I am not familiar with subhuman caveman behaviour like that, here you are left alone. Only drunk people during weekends or some total narkoman could cause anything similar, but they wouldn't be tickling your belly either.