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Switzerland Bernd 2022-07-02 20:33:06 ⋅ 1y
No. 190970
Feel that when Bernd was at the drugstore. Bernd wanted to buy condoms because it occurred to him that one should always be prepared for anything. You can't see into the future. That's why Bernd went to the drugstore. Bernd doesn't like dirgerie markets anyway because they are so narrow and everyone there always takes so long. Bernd searched for a long time until he found the right shelf and then took out a pack of small condoms (Bernd just has a normal cock and not a firecracker like 95% of KC) and stood at the cash register. That's when he realized it was going to be bad. There was a sweet girl in front of him and one behind the cash register. And while he was waiting, ANOTHER thing happened behind him and Bernd got a queasy feeling in his stomach and realized how red he was. When the mulle was finally ready in front of him, he put his condoms on the belt and when the cashier wanted to pull them over the belt, she looked at Bernd briefly and suddenly gave a surprised girl giggle. She then put her hand in front of her mouth and gave an "excuse me" while laughing, but then had to keep giggling. At that moment everything turned around for Bernd and he felt as if he was going to faint and he then simply slammed the €20 note he had prepared on the counter and half-stuttered "tip" and then left the store stormed home where he would have to cry ;_; Now he has to look for a new drugstore. And he also left the condoms in the store. I'm never going out again!!
Germany Bernd 2022-07-02 20:54:11 ⋅ 1y No. 190983
...is this a real story? well you know what to do
Denmark Bernd 2022-07-02 21:34:50 ⋅ 1y No. 190995
kc tier serves you right for buying condoms though
Germany Bernd 2022-07-02 21:50:44 ⋅ 1y No. 190996
Did not read the whole post. But thats what you get, when you don't order them online.
United States Bernd 2022-07-02 22:04:03 ⋅ 1y No. 191001
Protip: instead of called them condoms call them "dong bags" and pay in cash. t: American
Germany Bernd 2022-07-02 22:09:55 ⋅ 1y No. 191003
Protip: Normal-sized condoms are actually for small benis but they don't call them small t o make men feel more secure, so what you bought is extra small. Also who the fuck uses condoms? Are you gay? t. carrier of slightly above average benis that normal condoms are too small for
Netherlands Bernd 2022-07-03 08:35:39 ⋅ 1y No. 191356
>>191003 U want to get girl preggers?
Germany Bernd 2022-07-03 08:41:37 ⋅ 1y No. 191357
>>191356 just let them take the pill lol t. not him
Netherlands Bernd 2022-07-03 08:44:49 ⋅ 1y No. 191358
>>191357 My gf doesnt
Germany Bernd 2022-07-03 08:48:03 ⋅ 1y No. 191359
>>191358 why, she rather fucks with a condom? can't blame her tho i also wouldn't want to take in any hormons
Germany Bernd 2022-07-03 10:01:42 ⋅ 1y No. 191369
How retarded are you?
Belgium Bernd 2022-07-03 10:23:51 ⋅ 1y No. 191373
cute tbh
Netherlands Bernd 2022-07-03 10:32:59 ⋅ 1y No. 191377
>>191359 >i also wouldn't want to take in any hormons Exactly. Pills affect your behaviour, I wouldn't want that for my gf (or myself). t. another condoms user
Australia Bernd 2022-07-03 11:44:32 ⋅ 1y No. 191413
>>191373 are you with the canadian tranny?
United States Bernd 2022-07-03 14:05:41 ⋅ 1y No. 191430
>>190970
Finland Bernd 2022-07-03 14:37:47 ⋅ 1y No. 191438
>>190970 I couldn't find the condoms once so I asked the gitl cashier where they were and after getting directions to them from her I purchased them normally
Slovenia Bernd 2022-07-03 14:40:57 ⋅ 1y No. 191439
>>191356 god I wish
Germany Bernd 2022-07-03 19:49:33 ⋅ 1y No. 191554
>>191438 you have kein aura then, lucky Bernd
Netherlands Bernd 2022-07-05 23:21:58 ⋅ 1y No. 193875
Condoms are so fuggin expensive But then you also have these websites that give them for free to fags, teens and other '''vulnerable''' groups
United States Bernd 2022-07-05 23:24:09 ⋅ 1y No. 193876
>>193875 Contraception is a sin
Netherlands Bernd 2022-07-05 23:26:16 ⋅ 1y No. 193878
>>193876 Dont care lol
Peru Bernd 2022-07-06 00:16:24 ⋅ 1y No. 193894
>>193876 we already living under Satan
Moscow Bernd 2022-07-06 20:15:25 ⋅ 1y No. 194157
>>193876 >is of sin >contraception *sad nihilist noises* is of everything may be declared as one