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Argentina Bernd 2023-01-29 19:30:21 ⋅ 1y No. 251249
I promise not to shitpost and not to be mean to bernd
Turkey Bernd 2023-01-29 20:03:31 ⋅ 1y No. 251255
Poland Bernd 2023-01-29 20:27:43 ⋅ 1y No. 251258
>>251249 so you won't be posting anymore?
Germany Bernd 2023-01-29 20:55:43 ⋅ 1y No. 251265
Prove it by saying something nice.
Canada Bernd 2023-01-29 22:26:34 ⋅ 1y No. 251272
>>251249 He is german so his mom is depressed. It's Monday let's all take our cyancali pill.
California Bernd 2023-02-02 02:48:50 ⋅ 1y No. 251824
>>251255
Finland Bernd 2023-02-02 04:42:25 ⋅ 1y No. 251832
Please shitpost
Finland Bernd 2023-02-02 04:42:57 ⋅ 1y No. 251833
>>251824
Poland Bernd 2023-02-02 14:47:50 ⋅ 1y No. 251882
>>251255 >>251824 hippos are so cute, please post more
Austria Bernd 2023-02-02 19:50:35 ⋅ 1y No. 251961
>>251882
Germany Bernd 2023-02-02 20:22:24 ⋅ 1y No. 251966
>>251961 The middle pic is very appropriate for showing the hippos character
Poland Bernd 2023-02-02 20:41:10 ⋅ 1y No. 251973
>>251966 look at pic rel and say that again
Germany Bernd 2023-02-02 20:43:36 ⋅ 1y No. 251974
>>251973 baby hippo
Austria Bernd 2023-02-02 20:55:32 ⋅ 1y No. 251981
>>251973 Looks kinda cute & alien.
Germany Bernd 2023-02-02 20:56:27 ⋅ 1y No. 251982
>>251981 pigmy hippo
Germany Bernd 2023-02-02 21:24:09 ⋅ 1y No. 251989
>>251982 tasty
Poland Bernd 2023-02-02 21:27:29 ⋅ 1y No. 251990
>>251989 stop it!
Germany Bernd 2023-02-02 21:32:14 ⋅ 1y No. 251991
>>251990 Hippos are evil motherfuckers.
Poland Bernd 2023-02-02 21:45:39 ⋅ 1y No. 251992
>>251991 what is your opinion about rhinos?
Germany Bernd 2023-02-02 21:46:15 ⋅ 1y No. 251993
>>251992 Cute and adorable.
Poland Bernd 2023-02-02 21:52:44 ⋅ 1y No. 251994
>>251993 are you sure?
Germany Bernd 2023-02-02 22:00:54 ⋅ 1y No. 251996
>>251994 Yes. They are frens. Wouldn't hurt anybody.
Germany Bernd 2023-02-02 22:27:22 ⋅ 1y No. 252002
hippo = brutal monster tbh
Poland Bernd 2023-02-03 14:39:39 ⋅ 1y No. 252125
>>252002 > brutal monster
Germany Bernd 2023-02-03 15:00:11 ⋅ 1y No. 252138
>>252125
Poland Bernd 2023-02-03 15:02:47 ⋅ 1y No. 252141
>>252138 that's clearly photoshopped by the anti-hippo lobby
Slovenia Bernd 2023-02-03 16:33:08 ⋅ 1y No. 252163
reminder
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 10:11:15 ⋅ 1y No. 252412
>>252163 >dog 4th deadliest animal >no cat dog owners btfo
Poland Bernd 2023-02-04 10:15:21 ⋅ 1y No. 252416
>>252412 do you own a kot?
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 10:16:52 ⋅ 1y No. 252417
>>252416 I had one. She was the best fren I've ever had. But she died 7 years ago.
United States Bernd 2023-02-04 10:22:18 ⋅ 1y No. 252421
>>252417 I'll pour one out for the lost homie
Poland Bernd 2023-02-04 10:22:38 ⋅ 1y No. 252423
>>252417 I'm sorry, you must miss her what was her name? do you have any pictures?
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 10:23:46 ⋅ 1y No. 252425
>>252423 I will kill myself when my dog dies.
Poland Bernd 2023-02-04 10:27:19 ⋅ 1y No. 252427
>>252425 you've never been more relatable
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 10:28:05 ⋅ 1y No. 252428
>>252427 You in a general sense as everyone besides yourself or you in a personal sense (me the individual)?
Poland Bernd 2023-02-04 10:34:00 ⋅ 1y No. 252429
>>252428 You The Individual of course
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 10:35:08 ⋅ 1y No. 252430
>>252429 But you don't even know who I am
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 10:38:27 ⋅ 1y No. 252431
>>252421 ty fren >>252423 her name was Tiffy. When she died I cried several times a a day for a couple of days after it. This never happened to me before or since. I just got teary eyes remembering her. I doubt that I still have pictures of her. I believe most of them got erased in hard drive failures. Maybe the one from her last day but I wouldn't want to post it because she looked so rough on it. She went blind about two years before we had to put her down. Eventually we couldn't let her outside on her own anymore because she didn't find her way home anymore and she could only go in the garden. At the end her hind legs got so stiff that she couldn't walk anymore. She couldn't go to the toilet anymore and it looked like she was in pain constantly. So we put her down. I wished I would have spent more quality time with her in her last year. But I had to write my masters thesis and was very occupied with it. Who could have known that this was her last year.
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 10:48:30 ⋅ 1y No. 252435
>>252425 How old is your dog and what breed?
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 10:49:31 ⋅ 1y No. 252437
>>252435 Around 10 or 11 (we didn't have him from the beginning, so I don't know exactly) and mixed (don't know which breeds got mixed).
United States Bernd 2023-02-04 10:49:43 ⋅ 1y No. 252438
>>252431 Here's the last pic of my childhood doge i took back in 2014. She was about 14 years old at the time and struggled staying balanced on car rides. But she knew we were headed to the beach which was her favorite place. She died of sanser about 3 months later
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 10:51:44 ⋅ 1y No. 252439
>>252437 >smaller dogs often live over 15–16 years (the max is 20 years), medium and large size dogs typically 10 to 20 years, and some giant dog breeds such as mastiffs, often only 7 to 8 years. So you have only ~5 years before you are going to kill yourself. How are you going to use the little time you have left?
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 10:54:17 ⋅ 1y No. 252440
>>252439 Of course spend the time with doggo
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 10:55:13 ⋅ 1y No. 252441
>>252440 good answer.
Slovenia Bernd 2023-02-04 11:00:09 ⋅ 1y No. 252442
>>252439 Ans oldes't dog has been recorded to be over 30 on the Poortugal just last week. (Born 1992-05-11)
Poland Bernd 2023-02-04 11:39:16 ⋅ 1y No. 252447
>>252430 do I need to know you to find something you said relatable? >>252431 > When she died I cried several times a a day for a couple of days after it. This never happened to me before or since. I just got teary eyes remembering her. it's almost uncanny but I know exactly how you feel; losing a friend is awful but at least it won't erase all good memories you've made together if you could go back, would you still get Tiffy if you knew how it would end? >>252438 she was a cutie
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 11:42:52 ⋅ 1y No. 252449
>>252447 You said "you've never been more relatable". That implies you already know all my other posts, which apparently were as relatable as the one you're referring to.,
Poland Bernd 2023-02-04 11:44:58 ⋅ 1y No. 252451
>>252449 that's just a figure of speech, but alright; that one post of yours was extremely relatable; happy now?
United States Bernd 2023-02-04 11:50:24 ⋅ 1y No. 252452
>>252451 join https://www.boardgame-online.com?page=joingame&g=rXV3&k=b07Bz
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 11:50:33 ⋅ 1y No. 252453
>>252447 >if you could go back, would you still get Tiffy if you knew how it would end? Yes, of course. The pain of her passing only shows me how good it has been to have her. Also I think the first time experiencing to lose something you hold so dearly to you is always the worst because it hits you so unexpectedly. So it wouldn't be that bad a second time.
Poland Bernd 2023-02-04 12:00:30 ⋅ 1y No. 252456
>>252452 what's this? >>252453 for me it wasn't that unexpected, I've been thinking about putting my dog down for a while but decided against it since his quality of life was still good and meds were working well; ...or maybe it was unexpected since I thought we would have more time and one morning he just died in my arms do you think about getting another kot sometimes?
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 12:53:42 ⋅ 1y No. 252463
>>252456 My current flat is about 60m^2 with no chance to let a kot outside. I don't think this would be good enough for a kot. I was thinking about getting some rats but so far never got into it. How would you answer the question? Would you get your doggo back if you knew how it would end?
Poland Bernd 2023-02-04 17:28:17 ⋅ 1y No. 252500
>>252463 he made me happy for 15 years so probably yes; but on the flip side life is indefinitely easier when you don't care about anyone
Germany Bernd 2023-02-04 17:32:17 ⋅ 1y No. 252501
>>252500 Ich bin bereit, denn es ist Zeit Für unser‘n Pakt über die Ewigkeit
Germany Bernd 2023-02-05 12:11:36 ⋅ 1y No. 252648
>>252500 >but on the flip side life is indefinitely easier when you don't care about anyone While this does sound very tough on the internet, I'm fairly certain that you do and always did care about your mom. She is a great woman after all. Also while it might be annoying to care for an animal it might be comforting to have something to care about and cuddle when you come home. This might make it easier to deal with other things in life.
Germany Bernd 2023-02-05 12:33:50 ⋅ 1y No. 252651
>>252648 >She is a great woman after all. How do you know that?
Germany Bernd 2023-02-05 12:45:10 ⋅ 1y No. 252652
>>252651 I concluded it from the posts I've read from poland so far. I read posts of Bernds very throroughly and create kitchen sink psychological profiles of every Bernd on this board. [spoiler]Even you. [/spoiler] This allows me to form hypotheses that reach further than the direct implications of single posts or threads.
Germany Bernd 2023-02-05 12:53:04 ⋅ 1y No. 252653
>>252652 Many Bernds seem to come from single mother households.
Germany Bernd 2023-02-05 12:55:11 ⋅ 1y No. 252655
>>252653 It's not about the single mother but about the lack of a father figure during childhood. Bernds form just as easily when they have fathers that failed in their role.
Poland Bernd 2023-02-05 13:57:20 ⋅ 1y No. 252656
>>252648 okay, but it's not like you picked your parents and chose to have them in your life and care about them; but you can choose not to let anyone else in I think I already said that in another thread, but taking care of my dog was never annoying, the worst part about having him was actually worrying that something bad would happen and that feeling is literally the only thing I don't miss about him >>252652 eh, I don't know if she's that great, she clearly cares about me but I've got issues that can be traced back to her so I'm not sure if her becoming a mother was a good idea >>252653 I'm not from a single mother household, but I don't really like my father as a person, does it count?
Germany Bernd 2023-02-05 15:04:36 ⋅ 1y No. 252661
>>252656 >but taking care of my dog was never annoying, A dog shits at least once a day. Assuming that you are a good person and picked up the poop to throw it into the garbage you picked up 5475 poops in the lifetime of your dog. With an average weigh of 340g per poop that are 1861.5kg of transported dog shit in a dog's lifetime. It feels a little surreal to me that dog owners willingly deal with dog shit everyday but I guess the rest of the dog experience somehow makes up for it.
Germany Bernd 2023-02-05 15:25:25 ⋅ 1y No. 252664
>>252656 Doesn't count for Bernadettes
Poland Bernd 2023-02-05 15:41:37 ⋅ 1y No. 252668
>>252661 it's not the most pleasant thing in the world, but what's the alternative? leaving it for other people and animals to step in? also I'm pretty sure dealing with your pet's shit isn't exclusive to dog owners >>252664 there is no such thing
Germany Bernd 2023-02-05 16:25:46 ⋅ 1y No. 252683
>>252668 >what's the alternative? The alternative would be to get a different pet. Vegetarian pets typically don't have that disgusting poops. Kots can poop at a single place that you don't have to clean everyday. On the other hand other pets are not bred in a way they get high just from seeing their owner. Also while it might be super annoying to have to walk your dog everyday it might actually be a good habit that you are happy to be forced into. So whatever. It was just a random thought I deemed interesting enough to post.
United Kingdom Bernd 2023-02-05 19:11:28 ⋅ 1y No. 252713
>>252668 get ans orchid mantis
Poland Bernd 2023-02-05 19:13:43 ⋅ 1y No. 252717
>>252713 you can't cuddle with insects
Germany Bernd 2023-02-05 19:17:39 ⋅ 1y No. 252719
>>252717 Wrong!
United Kingdom Bernd 2023-02-05 19:19:27 ⋅ 1y No. 252721
>>252717 have you ever tried? mantis is a solitary and cannibalistic animal, it has no past experience of affection. stroke its strange chitinous body and allow it to enjoy the warmth of yours. wonder what goes through its oddly shaped head when it sees you hand it food
Poland Bernd 2023-02-05 19:21:31 ⋅ 1y No. 252723
>>252721 have you ever stroked it?
United Kingdom Bernd 2023-02-05 19:23:07 ⋅ 1y No. 252724
>>252723 no, i don't own a mantis. soon i will have hundreds of tiny flesh eating beetles living in my boiler cupboard, perhaps then i will get a mantis to control their population. you should get one, tell me how it is
Poland Bernd 2023-02-05 20:21:31 ⋅ 1y No. 252742
>>252724 but I really don't want to touch an insect, it's repulsive
Germany Bernd 2023-02-05 20:25:13 ⋅ 1y No. 252743
>>252742 Deal with your phobia. Insects aren't repulsive.
Poland Bernd 2023-02-05 20:29:08 ⋅ 1y No. 252744
>>252743 have you ever seen a moth or a butterfly?
Slovenia Bernd 2023-02-05 20:30:58 ⋅ 1y No. 252747
>>252744 moths are ans cute :3
United Kingdom Bernd 2023-02-05 21:36:32 ⋅ 1y No. 252753
>>252744 moths are like flying mice >>252747 yes
Poland Bernd 2023-02-05 21:54:04 ⋅ 1y No. 252759
>>252753 now I'm convinced you've never seen a mouse
United Kingdom Bernd 2023-02-06 01:11:41 ⋅ 1y No. 252774
>>252759 mice are small, furry and have beady black eyes but no wings. moths are small, furry and have beady black eyes and wings. therefore, moths are like flying mice. simple as
Poland Bernd 2023-02-06 14:37:09 ⋅ 1y No. 252831
>>252774 except mice are cute and moths are terrifying, so clearly they aren't even close
Argentina Bernd 2023-02-06 16:41:49 ⋅ 1y No. 252862
>>252163 Seems fair enough to me, humans kill far more animals a year than anything else.
Germany Bernd 2023-02-06 18:16:59 ⋅ 1y No. 252889
>>252862 Graphics seems to be bullshit though. Number of cases of Tick-borne encephalitis is 10000-12000 cases ans year. Death rate is 1-2%. So a tick kills 100-240 people a year with TBE alone. But they don't list them in the graphic. And this is from TBE alone. Ticks especially from warmer climates can give you several other deadly diseases.
United Kingdom Bernd 2023-02-07 06:45:52 ⋅ 1y No. 252976
>>252831 the horror!
Poland Bernd 2023-02-07 15:08:50 ⋅ 1y No. 253020
>>252976 you must be very brave if you're not afraid
Austria Bernd 2023-02-07 17:17:33 ⋅ 1y No. 253039
>>252976 Sheer terror!
United Kingdom Bernd 2023-02-07 20:40:51 ⋅ 1y No. 253114
>>253020 i am a born coward. when i was younger i was afraid of spiders, slaters (don't know what others call them), milli/centipedes and other things with many legs, but my contrarian nature compelled me to pretend as though this wasn't the case. after a while i ceased to be afraid, and from there the affected fondness for them became genuine. moths on the other hand i've always been fond of. their helpless dittering is endearing to me. they are born to search for the moon
Poland Bernd 2023-02-07 21:11:12 ⋅ 1y No. 253119
>>253114 moths don't have two brain cells to rub together and all they do is fly erratically all over the place, who's to say they won't try to fly into your mouth or sit on your face? how more people aren't scared of them is beyond me; other insects you mentioned, while pretty disgusting, aren't that bad because they are more predictable
Slovenia Bernd 2023-02-07 21:20:42 ⋅ 1y No. 253124
moths are ans cute :3
United Kingdom Bernd 2023-02-07 21:24:34 ⋅ 1y No. 253125
>>253119 >moths don't have two brain cells to rub together and all they do is fly erratically all over the place i know that feel
Poland Bernd 2023-02-07 21:37:09 ⋅ 1y No. 253128
>>253125 at least you're cute
United Kingdom Bernd 2023-02-07 22:38:53 ⋅ 1y No. 253140
>>253128 i am odious and vile as a tabloid cliche m80
Poland Bernd 2023-02-08 15:10:02 ⋅ 1y No. 253244
>>253140 no one said I had good taste
United Kingdom Bernd 2023-02-09 23:23:04 ⋅ 1y No. 253684
>>253244 you have good taste
Poland Bernd 2023-02-10 15:10:33 ⋅ 1y No. 253766
>>253684 you little rascal