Son of KC

Bernd 2024-05-07 23:56:20 ⋅ 1d No. 309582

Why would Xi go to S*rbia?

Bernd 2024-05-08 05:04:46 ⋅ 19h No. 309679

US and A bombed their embassy. And they want build new silk road there.

Bernd 2024-05-08 18:32:05 ⋅ 6h No. 309715

Why would OP be jelly?

Bernd 2024-05-08 18:59:46 ⋅ 5h No. 309717

>>309582
Why not?

Bernd 2024-05-08 10:54:47 ⋅ 13h No. 309699

I use British spelling to feel smarter.
Saviour. Programme. Labour. Fuck you American spellchecker.

Bernd 2024-05-08 15:10:42 ⋅ 9h No. 309705

You misspelled "French"

Bernd 2024-05-08 17:46:25 ⋅ 6h No. 309711

Also don't forget to make every -ize into -ise.

I used to use british spelling too for the very same reason but eventually I stopped giving a fuck and now I butcher the english language because it deserves to get butchered.

Bernd 2024-05-08 18:22:36 ⋅ 6h No. 309713

oi m8 u got a loicense for that innit would be laff cheerio

Bernd 2024-05-08 18:30:30 ⋅ 6h No. 309714

We learn Bri'ish English in school. Since then the media I consume, written or other chiefly isn't Bri'ish. So now I write whatever I manage. I always type "learnt' - an American called it ebonics, kek.

Are you ready for Summer?

Bernd 2024-04-30 01:21:35 ⋅ 1w No. 308687

Summer - the most sunlight-blessed quarter of the year - is only a week away

Are you ready, Bernd?

Bernd 2024-05-07 03:18:00 ⋅ 1d No. 309525

>>309473
nice color palette

Bernd 2024-05-07 10:22:04 ⋅ 1d No. 309546

>>308687
my body is ready

Bernd 2024-05-07 15:56:26 ⋅ 1d No. 309557

I'm super ready. But it rainded today and yesterday :(

Bernd 2024-05-08 10:07:14 ⋅ 14h No. 309696

it is cancelled, i froze my hands outside

Bernd 2024-05-07 02:00:35 ⋅ 1d No. 309514

how do i upgrade myself from bydlo to based intelligent all-knower?

Bernd 2024-05-08 07:25:36 ⋅ 17h No. 309690

not worth it

Bernd 2024-05-08 09:09:59 ⋅ 15h No. 309693

>>309690
He's in FInland he will be okay

Bernd 2024-05-08 09:32:40 ⋅ 15h No. 309695

Eat one tablespoon of cod liver oil everyday.

Bernd 2024-05-08 02:16:56 ⋅ 22h No. 309624

there is a special place in hell for people who watch videos on their phone in public without headphones

Bernd 2024-05-08 02:17:25 ⋅ 22h No. 309625

especially if it's in Spanish btw

Bernd 2024-05-08 04:31:47 ⋅ 20h No. 309667

>>309624
Yes we are, pls banned this place

Bernd 2024-05-08 05:11:03 ⋅ 19h No. 309682

>plays shitty nigger music on the train

Bernd 2024-05-02 07:42:34 ⋅ 6d No. 308951

I will fly to Iceland tomorrow. What should I do there?

Bernd 2024-05-06 23:41:29 ⋅ 2d No. 309500

If you get the chance op, maybe go out on a date with a icelandic ladie that is a liberal.

Bernd 2024-05-07 02:01:59 ⋅ 1d No. 309515

>>309500
The liberal gf

Bernd 2024-05-07 07:29:54 ⋅ 1d No. 309545

>>309487
Here you go

Bernd 2024-05-07 10:26:52 ⋅ 1d No. 309547

>>309545
11g, haram

What should I do with my money

Bernd 2024-05-03 15:35:03 ⋅ 5d No. 309062

I have been a wageslave for ~10 years now and I've accumulated  over 200k€ in that time. 

I have no idea what to do with it. I already own a car. I don't really travel and don't think I would enjoy travelling alone to other countries that much.

Only think I can think about is buying a house. But houses start at 300k and in this case it would be in some village in the area which would mean that I have to spend way more time commuting to work.

I fear that I will unexpectedly die of undetected cancer any minute and then it will just be lost.

Bernd 2024-05-06 10:20:03 ⋅ 2d No. 309441

>>309439
it makes sense!  i wish i could do so, but despite of living alone now im still in contact with mother, she supports me with money and food sometimes, and unfortunately she's the only person i have (dad is at war), so it's a hard decision to cut thing off easily T___T

Bernd 2024-05-06 20:04:03 ⋅ 2d No. 309472

Maybe you should invest it and just never use it, because the accumulation of money is an end unto itself!

Bernd 2024-05-07 04:19:19 ⋅ 1d No. 309534

>>309472
Good idea fellow American.

Bernd 2024-05-07 22:30:25 ⋅ 1d No. 309579

>>309441
> dad is at war
hahhaha RATMEA moment hahahahhahahahahahhahah jesus hahahahahha fuck now that's some  NATIVE HARBOR stuff HAAAHAHAHAHA jesus laughing at you scumbags will never get boring fuuuck ahhahahah

man...

Bernd 2024-04-30 20:09:34 ⋅ 1w No. 308776

Hey, to whoever is reading this: hope you're doing alright. :)

Bernd 2024-05-06 05:37:41 ⋅ 2d No. 309429

I'm fine.

Bernd 2024-05-06 05:39:57 ⋅ 2d No. 309430

Bernd 2024-05-06 20:11:40 ⋅ 2d No. 309477

My heart is skipping beats and I feel weak and lightheaded. But no health insurance and no money.

Bernd 2024-05-06 21:36:29 ⋅ 2d No. 309486

>>309477
MY HEART SKIPS SKIPS SKIPS SKIPS SKISP SKIPS **A BEAT**

Bernd 2024-04-22 05:42:32 ⋅ 2w No. 307596

Tonight I almost got a girlfriend in my dream. But in the end it turned out that the woman was the leader of a following of simps and they wouldn't let me get close to her, even though I was the only person she had a genuine connection to.
I met her in the hall of a concert house. She had long dark hair, dark eyes and was Caucasian.

Pic only semi related

Bernd 2024-05-06 10:34:00 ⋅ 2d No. 309442

>>309440
in my defense i should say that i don’t jerk off to this shit, it’s like true crime documentaries or drama videos, just a background to listen to while doing stuff ┐⁠(⁠‘⁠～⁠`⁠;⁠)⁠┌

Bernd 2024-05-06 11:29:40 ⋅ 2d No. 309443

>>309440
i'm not, finasteride has made my cock completely numb

Bernd 2024-05-06 13:06:48 ⋅ 2d No. 309447

>>309443
Taking pharmaceuticals to numb your penus sounds like a sexually degenerate practice to me.

Bernd 2024-05-06 14:23:25 ⋅ 2d No. 309448

>>309443
Coming to think of it, you're right...