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United States Bernd 2023-03-28 01:43:26 ⋅ 15h No. 262937
Thinking I might just make up a bunch of shit on my resume. Say I went to college even though I didn't. Who's gonna check that?
Poland Bernd 2023-03-28 14:49:25 ⋅ 2h No. 262987
>>262984 OP can just say a giant bird flew inside his house and stole the originals
Germany Bernd 2023-03-28 15:36:03 ⋅ 1h No. 262992
>>262987 What kind of bird?
Hungary Bernd 2023-03-28 15:42:41 ⋅ 1h No. 262993
>>262992 mockingbird
Poland Bernd 2023-03-28 15:43:15 ⋅ 1h No. 262994
>>262992 the bald eagle, of course

Ukraine Bernd 2023-03-27 08:55:45 ⋅ 1d No. 262823
I hope this is just a joke. A man intends to introduce hogweed seeds to Australia in order to pollute the entire continent with this plant. Australian anon, beware.
Slovenia Bernd 2023-03-27 23:14:43 ⋅ 18h No. 262924
>>262888 I'm positive people did that here in the 70s lol
Russia Bernd 2023-03-28 07:17:52 ⋅ 10h No. 262968
this is evil even by russian standarts, borschevik is a doublenigger of a plant
Poland Bernd 2023-03-28 14:35:53 ⋅ 2h No. 262983
>>262923 what do you think about seed bombs?
Slovenia Bernd 2023-03-28 15:05:39 ⋅ 2h No. 262990
>>262983 Sneed's feed and seed

Russia Bernd 2023-03-24 23:57:04 ⋅ 3d No. 262498
Just had a horrible diahrrea explosion, and hows your day, Bernd?
Poland Bernd 2023-03-27 17:57:17 ⋅ 23h No. 262866
>>262864 you wouldn't, but the quality of sleep is great and if you're lucky you're going to have the weirdest dreams, so it's worth a little headache
Mexico Bernd 2023-03-27 18:12:12 ⋅ 23h No. 262867
i got a job, i feel sad :(
Germany Bernd 2023-03-28 14:49:09 ⋅ 2h No. 262986
>>262866 How to you deal with the heat in summer? You can‘t envelope yourself in complete darkness when the window is open.
Poland Bernd 2023-03-28 14:58:42 ⋅ 2h No. 262989
>>262986 in summer months I sleep with an open window and a fan blowing on my legs, obviously that means letting some light in, but I don't really mind since I don't need total darkness to sleep; I could always get a sleep mask but I'm not convinced it wouldn't give me wrinkles

Germany Bernd 2023-03-16 14:55:30 ⋅ 1w No. 260955
Have Bernds tried to learn any ancient language? I studied Babylonian for a bit and it was super weird. The writing system is the most complicated stuff to decifer and the expressions don't make any sense. They say "separate the backside" and mean "make a decision".
Finland Bernd 2023-03-28 12:48:08 ⋅ 4h No. 262979
The speculation that the host presents at the end of this video got me thinking How long until AI will be able to generate entire VR worlds, with their own, realistic histories and sprawling language families Really activates your actuators
Denmark Bernd 2023-03-28 14:06:49 ⋅ 3h No. 262982
>>262979 I've been getting an assburgers attack and talking to AI about things for about a week now, and I must say, when it comes to social issues it's actually rather retarded. I came in expecting some form of god machine like everyone on the internet refer to it as, but there's been points where I dissected the response I got, worded things in a certain way, and ended up making it admit to a different perspective that was more in-line with my own. I'm not saying I'm smarter than AI or anything, it just really warms up the filet.
Poland Bernd 2023-03-28 14:48:17 ⋅ 2h No. 262985
>>262982 AI isn't thinking for itself, it's just regurgitating things it's been trained on; so in this context you're absolutely smarter than AI
Denmark Bernd 2023-03-28 14:58:31 ⋅ 2h No. 262988
>>262985 I'm a human, so the qualities I possess are naturally in direct contrast to what AI says or thinks in its current stage. I wouldn't say that I'm smarter than AI, I'm just in a position where my existence is just different from AI, it predicts based on data alone. I am able to predict based on the fact that I am a human with emotions, and I can project these qualities into theoretical situations where I could try and predict what a human being would do, because I am one myself. I will say, though, it keeps repeating itself on certain social issues and the ability to have a meaningful and productive argument on that topic is basically non-existent, I've tried and have been, continue to even right now, and it's hard. Either way, I foresee a future where assberger retards such as myself can spend a long time talking to AI.

United States Bernd 2023-03-27 20:48:19 ⋅ 20h No. 262892
>I suffer in Europe
United Kingdom Bernd 2023-03-27 21:28:13 ⋅ 20h No. 262903
god I love my city, it is so beautiful
Peru Bernd 2023-03-27 22:50:54 ⋅ 18h No. 262919
What about Quebec city? I have never been there but from photos it looks extremely European despite being in the American continent
Slovenia Bernd 2023-03-27 23:11:48 ⋅ 18h No. 262921
>>262919 imagine north america if frons didn't surrender like they did
United States Bernd 2023-03-27 23:15:01 ⋅ 18h No. 262925
>>262921 The state with the most french influence (louisiana) is also one of the poorest and most dangerous. They do have amazing food though.

Finland Bernd 2023-03-27 20:22:24 ⋅ 21h No. 262886
hey im here for the tuna application
United States Bernd 2023-03-27 22:46:06 ⋅ 18h No. 262918
the council has denied your request

United States Bernd 2023-03-26 07:56:30 ⋅ 2d No. 262698
Remember when Russia and USA were friends?
Poland Bernd 2023-03-27 20:23:20 ⋅ 21h No. 262887
>>262885 gayness is illegal in Russia
Russia Bernd 2023-03-27 21:13:27 ⋅ 20h No. 262896
>>262887 its not gay if balls dont touch
Germany Bernd 2023-03-27 21:14:01 ⋅ 20h No. 262897
>>262887 It's only illegal if you get caught
United States Bernd 2023-03-27 22:05:47 ⋅ 19h No. 262914
>>262887 So all the Russian gays go to Poland?

Turkey Bernd 2023-03-27 00:40:21 ⋅ 1d No. 262772
this is why I hate JS, now you guys missed my epic blog post with biceps photo
Germany Bernd 2023-03-27 14:42:49 ⋅ 1d No. 262843
Slovenia Bernd 2023-03-27 15:49:52 ⋅ 1d No. 262849
>>262772 such cases
Moscow Bernd 2023-03-27 18:43:13 ⋅ 22h No. 262869
Content lost forever.
Finland Bernd 2023-03-27 19:36:54 ⋅ 21h No. 262883
>>262772 putin is at fault

Breakfast Threda

California Bernd 2023-03-25 19:54:38 ⋅ 2d
No. 262625
I will never go back to kohlshit. I will have my discussions only here Lets discuss the most important meal of the day
Germany Bernd 2023-03-25 22:16:21 ⋅ 2d No. 262644
>>262625 >most important meal Literal marketing campaign.
Peru Bernd 2023-03-25 22:31:05 ⋅ 2d No. 262646
>>262644 t. Auschwitz skelletor
Hungary Bernd 2023-03-27 18:50:56 ⋅ 22h No. 262871
>>262625 >butthurt belt Using tears to salt.
Finland Bernd 2023-03-27 19:16:33 ⋅ 22h No. 262877
I don't eat breakfast but I eat lunch at 10 o'cock at work I would pick salty if I ate dat

Germany Bernd 2023-03-23 17:01:14 ⋅ 5d No. 262278
Maded curry with red lentils It is customary to bow before me but not required
Peru Bernd 2023-03-25 03:18:44 ⋅ 3d No. 262550
>>262547 Anon, you are white.
Peru Bernd 2023-03-25 03:39:02 ⋅ 3d No. 262552
>>262550 I am unironically
Slovenia Bernd 2023-03-27 15:47:00 ⋅ 1d No. 262847
>>262543 I'd say it is distinctly German in its execution - the method of cooking, the choice of spices, the "Herrgottsbscheißerle" memes surrounding it, etc.
Hungary Bernd 2023-03-27 18:43:15 ⋅ 22h No. 262868
>>262381 >>262396 Cool. >>262397 Sames. Nestlé is cancer. They produce original Hungarian candy bars in "outside EU", which means on the Ukraine. They'll make Ukraine enter EU, buy up all the salo factories, then outsource salo production to Russia to feed the Ukros with that. Mark my word. >>262547 >thinly veiled "Peru is of white" post >>262550 >Anon. >>262552 Not even thinly I guess.