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Bernd 2024-04-22 05:42:32 ⋅ 5d No. 307596

Tonight I almost got a girlfriend in my dream. But in the end it turned out that the woman was the leader of a following of simps and they wouldn't let me get close to her, even though I was the only person she had a genuine connection to. I met her in the hall of a concert house. She had long dark hair, dark eyes and was Caucasian. Pic only semi related

Bernd 2024-04-27 04:14:20 ⋅ 5h No. 308270

>>308179 Everyone is on KC

Bernd 2024-04-27 05:11:39 ⋅ 4h No. 308274

today i had a girlfriend in my dreams, we hugged each other, kissed and greeted the dawn on empty streets, i asked her if she is real, and obviously she wasn't, she was just a figment of the imagination

Bernd 2024-04-27 06:01:13 ⋅ 4h No. 308276

>>308274 that's so sad

Bernd 2024-04-27 07:04:27 ⋅ 3h No. 308284

>>308276 not a big deal, maybe one day things come true, hope you had a better dream friend

Bernd 2024-04-25 20:38:38 ⋅ 1d No. 308115

I had a quite irritating experience today and I need your help to understand it. Today I was at the office and a quite attractive female colleague was sitting beside me. We talked and I asked about her thoughts regarding a certain distant colleague we worked with in a project recently. She said he seemed young, but she also found him hot. What does it mean if an attractive woman calls another man hot in front of a male colleague? Does it say anything about our relationship or her thoughts about me? How should I have reacted?

Bernd 2024-04-26 14:05:04 ⋅ 20h No. 308190

>>308189 Then next time when such situation happens reply her with a question like "yeah? Is he hotter than me?" and post the results here. We need quality content.

Bernd 2024-04-26 14:38:49 ⋅ 19h No. 308194

>>308189 I just made fun of his statement that Ukraine writes like gpt. I think he is just being talkative.

Bernd 2024-04-26 15:12:48 ⋅ 18h No. 308196

she knows that you are gay and wanted to deepen the conversation about sucking your colleague's juicy young cock but you totally missed it because of your autism

Bernd 2024-04-27 07:03:19 ⋅ 3h No. 308283

A Stacy I talk to does the same thing. She frequently comments on how attractive our colleagues are and has called some of my friends hot on several occasions. Only difference is that she's called me relatively handsome as well, though she has a boyfriend and I sincerely doubt she feels any romantic interest toward me. I don't really know what to make of our "relationship."

Bernd 2024-04-21 13:21:09 ⋅ 5d No. 307421

when will the world acknowledge the polish death camps?

Bernd 2024-04-26 20:54:51 ⋅ 13h No. 308215

>>308213 I asked me mum and she said that I am too young to have a gf. I am not even 1 year old. She also said that she will report you to the police for grooming a minor. Sorry ;_;

Bernd 2024-04-27 04:08:16 ⋅ 5h No. 308268

>>308215 plot twist: im a kitty too

Bernd 2024-04-27 06:11:15 ⋅ 3h No. 308280

>>308268 Nice one! In this case I think nothing stands in the way of you becoming my kf **kotfriend**. Btw. me today.

Bernd 2024-04-27 07:00:55 ⋅ 3h No. 308282

>>308280 yippee!! so we can marry each other later for tax break :3

Bernd 2024-04-27 03:00:29 ⋅ 7h No. 308263

shart

Bernd 2024-04-27 06:44:01 ⋅ 3h No. 308281

dominik bertovik's specialized shart-covered dungnuggets with a side of ribuli-flavored roatmints. PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHHHHH

Bernd 2024-04-25 20:24:37 ⋅ 1d No. 308112

I listen to breakcore because I think breaking our reality can be cathartic.

Bernd 2024-04-26 23:04:56 ⋅ 11h No. 308224

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sq3SSPU4uc

Bernd 2024-04-26 23:27:04 ⋅ 10h No. 308225

i remember going my university half asleep and breakcore music would always give me the energy as if taking in the drug of some sort https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL1TgpHYzl8

Bernd 2024-04-27 00:40:20 ⋅ 9h No. 308231

I listen to ebin spurdo music because it is ebin. https://www.udio.com/songs/vtS3Aprr7FMWS5RTt326XG https://www.udio.com/songs/cmJdJLzSAidesTAsFKFhcJ

Bernd 2024-04-27 04:13:09 ⋅ 5h No. 308269

>>308223 Venetian Snares is based https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJ63spk48s

Bernd 2024-04-26 17:00:37 ⋅ 17h No. 308201

i found a job, im waitress now

Bernd 2024-04-26 20:49:27 ⋅ 13h No. 308214

>>308212 toilet

Bernd 2024-04-26 21:03:32 ⋅ 13h No. 308216

>>308209 that's too much sugar, next time only pick one of these i would suggest ice cream, water and some sort of nuts instead of popcorn

Bernd 2024-04-27 01:05:49 ⋅ 9h No. 308235

>>308209 >6,50 Noice.

Bernd 2024-04-27 04:05:58 ⋅ 6h No. 308267

>>308216 thanks! I'll note it :)

Bernd 2024-04-25 22:29:49 ⋅ 1d No. 308134

They accepted me! I have always wondered where all this adult bullshit in the internet comes that nobody clicks on anyway... guess I am in control now!

Bernd 2024-04-26 15:47:46 ⋅ 18h No. 308199

How will they pay you? Per click on a ad, per view, per subscription? How much?

Bernd 2024-04-27 01:16:50 ⋅ 8h No. 308241

>>308199 The only true answer is: it depends You can make money per ad shown, ad, clicked, or even get a part of the revenue lifetime if a user on your site becomes a paying member somewhere else through your advertisement As you can see in OP pics, if your ad makes a user subscribe to an onlyfans model, you can get up to 35% of whatever the user pays to onlyfans until he cancels the subscription. Surprisingly most onlyfans model can only be advertised in US, UK, Canada, Australia and NZ. Few allow sjowing ads to European or even Asian traffic. Perhaps onlyfans is much bigger in the anglosphere than it is here? There are also fixed bounties for generating someone a paying user. Everything from a few euros to as much as 160€ direct payout. However the real reason why I want ads is that I want to show them as an excuse to keep my site online to sell my users a premium account, with the main benefit being an ad free experience.

Bernd 2024-04-26 23:36:00 ⋅ 10h No. 308226

this goes hard

BAITING CRIMINALS

Bernd 2024-04-25 19:27:35 ⋅ 1d No. 308101

Tittle, i'm planning to bait criminals into attack me, i'll dress as a wealthy nerd to catch their attention and walk trought dangerous zones, i will be carrying a pepper gel in my right pocket and a fake gun in my animu backpack in case things get a bit serious My plan is to call their attention with a damaged cellphone, act scared when they approach to me and as soon as they get close enought pull out the pepper gel and fill their lungs with the oleoresin capsicum How do you see my plan bernd? Are there some holes to cover i'm not taking into account?

Bernd 2024-04-25 20:25:24 ⋅ 1d No. 308113

How likely is it that the criminal will just pull out a gun/knife and shot/stab you?

Bernd 2024-04-25 22:33:25 ⋅ 1d No. 308136

>>308113 exactly my thoughts It might be fun to do but LA is the place where I'd respect the criminals lol.

Bernd 2024-04-26 08:22:05 ⋅ 1d No. 308168

>>308113 I think melee weapons are under control, since pepper gel is a distance one, he either gets the load or covers his face, in both cases he gets disabled The problem comes with guns and groups, with guns unless i do a preventive attack i'm fucked, the groups' difficult deppend on the quantity (and if they have guns obviously), in case they outnumber me like 1:5 i just pull out the fake gun >>308136 >LA is the place where I'd respect the criminals lol. criminals here do whatever they want to do because the population never fight back, they know the police golems are always prottecting them from popular justice and the prosecutors setting them free for a few shekels, it would be interesting to see what happens, look how this girl scared out an armed criminal with just a generic pepper spray https://www.publinews.gt/gt/tendencias/2023/03/02/mujer-frustra-asalto-en-tienda.html

Bernd 2024-04-26 10:43:17 ⋅ 23h No. 308177

>>308101 Two holes: 1. Criminals never attack alone. I don't think your pepper gel is fast enough to cover different sides. 2. If you somehow succeed, what are you going to do next?..

Bernd 2024-04-24 05:10:56 ⋅ 3d No. 307910

Do you prefer limes or lemons. I prefer limes in most cases

Fun fact

Bernd 2024-04-25 05:16:34 ⋅ 2d No. 308061

there are only 3 original true citrus fruits. the mandarin orange, pomelo, and citron. all other citruses that you eat today are some sort of hybrid that humans created

Bernd 2024-04-25 10:39:49 ⋅ 1d No. 308065

I asked for orange

Bernd 2024-04-25 15:33:51 ⋅ 1d No. 308077

>>308061 + kumquat, papeda, kaffir lime (not used for fruit), and several australian bushfruit species

les deux

Bernd 2024-04-25 18:15:12 ⋅ 1d No. 308092

Citron et citron vert.