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Bernd 2023-03-28 01:43:26 ⋅ 15h No. 262937

Thinking I might just make up a bunch of shit on my resume. Say I went to college even though I didn't. Who's gonna check that?

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:49:25 ⋅ 2h No. 262987

>>262984 OP can just say a giant bird flew inside his house and stole the originals

Bernd 2023-03-28 15:36:03 ⋅ 1h No. 262992

>>262987 What kind of bird?

Bernd 2023-03-28 15:42:41 ⋅ 1h No. 262993

>>262992 mockingbird

Bernd 2023-03-28 15:43:15 ⋅ 1h No. 262994

>>262992 the bald eagle, of course

Bernd 2023-03-27 08:55:45 ⋅ 1d No. 262823

I hope this is just a joke. A man intends to introduce hogweed seeds to Australia in order to pollute the entire continent with this plant. Australian anon, beware.

Bernd 2023-03-27 23:14:43 ⋅ 18h No. 262924

>>262888 I'm positive people did that here in the 70s lol

Bernd 2023-03-28 07:17:52 ⋅ 10h No. 262968

this is evil even by russian standarts, borschevik is a doublenigger of a plant

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:35:53 ⋅ 2h No. 262983

>>262923 what do you think about seed bombs?

Bernd 2023-03-28 15:05:39 ⋅ 2h No. 262990

>>262983 Sneed's feed and seed

Bernd 2023-03-24 23:57:04 ⋅ 3d No. 262498

Just had a horrible diahrrea explosion, and hows your day, Bernd?

Bernd 2023-03-27 17:57:17 ⋅ 23h No. 262866

>>262864 you wouldn't, but the quality of sleep is great and if you're lucky you're going to have the weirdest dreams, so it's worth a little headache

Bernd 2023-03-27 18:12:12 ⋅ 23h No. 262867

i got a job, i feel sad :(

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:49:09 ⋅ 2h No. 262986

>>262866 How to you deal with the heat in summer? You can‘t envelope yourself in complete darkness when the window is open.

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:58:42 ⋅ 2h No. 262989

>>262986 in summer months I sleep with an open window and a fan blowing on my legs, obviously that means letting some light in, but I don't really mind since I don't need total darkness to sleep; I could always get a sleep mask but I'm not convinced it wouldn't give me wrinkles

Bernd 2023-03-16 14:55:30 ⋅ 1w No. 260955

Have Bernds tried to learn any ancient language? I studied Babylonian for a bit and it was super weird. The writing system is the most complicated stuff to decifer and the expressions don't make any sense. They say "separate the backside" and mean "make a decision".

Bernd 2023-03-28 12:48:08 ⋅ 4h No. 262979

The speculation that the host presents at the end of this video got me thinking How long until AI will be able to generate entire VR worlds, with their own, realistic histories and sprawling language families Really activates your actuators https://youtu.be/qLGmj86-j4k

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:06:49 ⋅ 3h No. 262982

>>262979 I've been getting an assburgers attack and talking to AI about things for about a week now, and I must say, when it comes to social issues it's actually rather retarded. I came in expecting some form of god machine like everyone on the internet refer to it as, but there's been points where I dissected the response I got, worded things in a certain way, and ended up making it admit to a different perspective that was more in-line with my own. I'm not saying I'm smarter than AI or anything, it just really warms up the filet.

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:48:17 ⋅ 2h No. 262985

>>262982 AI isn't thinking for itself, it's just regurgitating things it's been trained on; so in this context you're absolutely smarter than AI

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:58:31 ⋅ 2h No. 262988

>>262985 I'm a human, so the qualities I possess are naturally in direct contrast to what AI says or thinks in its current stage. I wouldn't say that I'm smarter than AI, I'm just in a position where my existence is just different from AI, it predicts based on data alone. I am able to predict based on the fact that I am a human with emotions, and I can project these qualities into theoretical situations where I could try and predict what a human being would do, because I am one myself. I will say, though, it keeps repeating itself on certain social issues and the ability to have a meaningful and productive argument on that topic is basically non-existent, I've tried and have been, continue to even right now, and it's hard. Either way, I foresee a future where assberger retards such as myself can spend a long time talking to AI.

Bernd 2023-03-27 20:48:19 ⋅ 20h No. 262892

>I suffer in Europe

Bernd 2023-03-27 21:28:13 ⋅ 20h No. 262903

god I love my city, it is so beautiful

Bernd 2023-03-27 22:50:54 ⋅ 18h No. 262919

What about Quebec city? I have never been there but from photos it looks extremely European despite being in the American continent

Bernd 2023-03-27 23:11:48 ⋅ 18h No. 262921

>>262919 imagine north america if frons didn't surrender like they did

Bernd 2023-03-27 23:15:01 ⋅ 18h No. 262925

>>262921 The state with the most french influence (louisiana) is also one of the poorest and most dangerous. They do have amazing food though.

Bernd 2023-03-27 20:22:24 ⋅ 21h No. 262886

hey im here for the tuna application

Bernd 2023-03-27 22:46:06 ⋅ 18h No. 262918

the council has denied your request

Bernd 2023-03-26 07:56:30 ⋅ 2d No. 262698

Remember when Russia and USA were friends?

Bernd 2023-03-27 20:23:20 ⋅ 21h No. 262887

>>262885 gayness is illegal in Russia

Bernd 2023-03-27 21:13:27 ⋅ 20h No. 262896

>>262887 its not gay if balls dont touch

Bernd 2023-03-27 21:14:01 ⋅ 20h No. 262897

>>262887 It's only illegal if you get caught

Bernd 2023-03-27 22:05:47 ⋅ 19h No. 262914

>>262887 So all the Russian gays go to Poland?

Bernd 2023-03-27 00:40:21 ⋅ 1d No. 262772

this is why I hate JS, now you guys missed my epic blog post with biceps photo

Bernd 2023-03-27 14:42:49 ⋅ 1d No. 262843

Bernd 2023-03-27 15:49:52 ⋅ 1d No. 262849

>>262772 such cases

Bernd 2023-03-27 18:43:13 ⋅ 22h No. 262869

Content lost forever.

Bernd 2023-03-27 19:36:54 ⋅ 21h No. 262883

>>262772 putin is at fault

Breakfast Threda

Bernd 2023-03-25 19:54:38 ⋅ 2d No. 262625

I will never go back to kohlshit. I will have my discussions only here Lets discuss the most important meal of the day

Bernd 2023-03-25 22:16:21 ⋅ 2d No. 262644

>>262625 >most important meal Literal marketing campaign.

Bernd 2023-03-25 22:31:05 ⋅ 2d No. 262646

>>262644 t. Auschwitz skelletor

Bernd 2023-03-27 18:50:56 ⋅ 22h No. 262871

>>262625 >butthurt belt Using tears to salt.

Bernd 2023-03-27 19:16:33 ⋅ 22h No. 262877

I don't eat breakfast but I eat lunch at 10 o'cock at work I would pick salty if I ate dat

Bernd 2023-03-23 17:01:14 ⋅ 5d No. 262278

Maded curry with red lentils It is customary to bow before me but not required

Bernd 2023-03-25 03:18:44 ⋅ 3d No. 262550

>>262547 Anon, you are white.

Bernd 2023-03-25 03:39:02 ⋅ 3d No. 262552

>>262550 I am unironically https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peruvians_of_European_descent

Bernd 2023-03-27 15:47:00 ⋅ 1d No. 262847

>>262543 I'd say it is distinctly German in its execution - the method of cooking, the choice of spices, the "Herrgottsbscheißerle" memes surrounding it, etc.

Bernd 2023-03-27 18:43:15 ⋅ 22h No. 262868

>>262381 >>262396 Cool. >>262397 Sames. Nestlé is cancer. They produce original Hungarian candy bars in "outside EU", which means on the Ukraine. They'll make Ukraine enter EU, buy up all the salo factories, then outsource salo production to Russia to feed the Ukros with that. Mark my word. >>262547 >thinly veiled "Peru is of white" post >>262550 >Anon. >>262552 Not even thinly I guess.