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Bernd 2023-03-27 08:55:45 ⋅ 1d No. 262823

I hope this is just a joke. A man intends to introduce hogweed seeds to Australia in order to pollute the entire continent with this plant. Australian anon, beware.

Bernd 2023-03-28 15:05:39 ⋅ 3h No. 262990

>>262983 Sneed's feed and seed

Bernd 2023-03-28 18:11:50 ⋅ 35m No. 263003

>>262824 they should have bought some bats to occupy the house with those "flying mice" fuckers. Reason: AFAIK, bats* are protected by some federal law of USAgistan * maybe _some_ kind of bats is protected, IDK.

Bernd 2023-03-28 18:16:08 ⋅ 30m No. 263004

>>262823 Bayan. Have discussed it already: there's no place in Australia to grow it. 95% of Straya = desert 5% of Straya: KOALA PARADISE, flammable trees that SURVIVE fire while killing nearby plants (da eucaliptos, yeah), also, AUSSIE FARMERS. Aussies unironically should research if our glorious Borschtweed is indeed good for the Australia.

Bernd 2023-03-28 18:18:11 ⋅ 28m No. 263005

>>262836 Borschtweed: over 9000 seeds, you can't seize its means of reproduction

Pena de muerte para los antitrans

Bernd 2023-03-28 17:42:57 ⋅ 1h No. 263000

Los chuds apoyan la pena capital, pero la futura dictadura comunal del transproletariado anarco-muxezapatista latinoamericana y caribeña solo aplicará la pena de muerte para los chuds reaccionarios antitrans siguiendo las enseñanzas del camarada Lenin https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/6825820-the-capitalists-will-sell-us-the-rope-with-which-we https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ej%C3%A9rcito_de_Insurrecci%C3%B3n_y_Liberaci%C3%B3n_Queer

Bernd 2023-03-28 17:49:52 ⋅ 56m No. 263001

>>263000 No me hace falta leer nada para darme cuenta de que estás desesperado buscando una identidad en un sistema que no te lo da... y alimentas.

Estás en alguna parte de la Antártida, solo...

Bernd 2023-03-28 16:15:17 ⋅ 2h No. 262995

Estás en alguna parte de la Antártida (de noche), solo, en una carpa y desnudo. Lo único que hay en tu alrededor es el bloque de hielo del piso, la carpa en donde estás, en medio de esta carpa hay una vela grande encendida, el calor de esa vela es lo único que te mantiene caliente. También hay una sartén en la carpa y el encendedor que usaste para prender la vela. La carpa está hecha por tu ropa y las varillas de metal que la sostienen las sacaste de un kit profesional de supervivencia. También tenés tres bananas congeladas para comer. ¿Qué hace Bernd para sobrevivir el mayor tiempo posible? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You are somewhere in Antarctica (at night), alone, in a tent and naked. The only thing that surrounds you is the block of ice on the ground, the tent where you are, in the middle of this tent there is a big burning candle, the heat of that candle is the only thing that keeps you warm. There is also a frying pan in the tent and the lighter you used to light the candle. The tent is made from your clothes and the metal rods that hold it up were taken from a professional survival kit. You also have three frozen bananas to eat. What does Bernd do to survive as long as possible?

Bernd 2023-03-28 16:32:08 ⋅ 2h No. 262996

>>262995 me hago la paja, qué más puedo hacer.

Bernd 2023-03-28 16:54:32 ⋅ 1h No. 262997

>>262996 Primer post, mejor post. /Hilo

Bernd 2023-03-28 17:09:17 ⋅ 1h No. 262998

>>262995 Lo primero que haría es preguntarme como demonios llegué a esta situación tan absurda y desesperada. Luego de recordar todos los eventos que me trajeron aquí; mi desherencia y la posterior muerte de mis padres, como mi prometida me abandonó y como eso incito el absurdo viaje a este lugar maldito con mi hermano, que ahora yace, exánime, a mi lado; me hago la paja.

Ugabuga

Bernd 2023-03-28 17:12:18 ⋅ 1h No. 262999

>>262996 Zambo como siempre pensando en sexo.

Bernd 2023-03-28 01:43:26 ⋅ 17h No. 262937

Thinking I might just make up a bunch of shit on my resume. Say I went to college even though I didn't. Who's gonna check that?

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:49:25 ⋅ 3h No. 262987

>>262984 OP can just say a giant bird flew inside his house and stole the originals

Bernd 2023-03-28 15:36:03 ⋅ 3h No. 262992

>>262987 What kind of bird?

Bernd 2023-03-28 15:42:41 ⋅ 3h No. 262993

>>262992 mockingbird

Bernd 2023-03-28 15:43:15 ⋅ 3h No. 262994

>>262992 the bald eagle, of course

Si te ríes, pierdes.

Bernd 2023-03-28 15:22:39 ⋅ 3h No. 262991

Sobres, morros.

Bernd 2023-03-24 23:57:04 ⋅ 3d No. 262498

Just had a horrible diahrrea explosion, and hows your day, Bernd?

Bernd 2023-03-27 17:57:17 ⋅ 1d No. 262866

>>262864 you wouldn't, but the quality of sleep is great and if you're lucky you're going to have the weirdest dreams, so it's worth a little headache

Bernd 2023-03-27 18:12:12 ⋅ 1d No. 262867

i got a job, i feel sad :(

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:49:09 ⋅ 3h No. 262986

>>262866 How to you deal with the heat in summer? You can‘t envelope yourself in complete darkness when the window is open.

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:58:42 ⋅ 3h No. 262989

>>262986 in summer months I sleep with an open window and a fan blowing on my legs, obviously that means letting some light in, but I don't really mind since I don't need total darkness to sleep; I could always get a sleep mask but I'm not convinced it wouldn't give me wrinkles

Bernd 2023-03-16 14:55:30 ⋅ 1w No. 260955

Have Bernds tried to learn any ancient language? I studied Babylonian for a bit and it was super weird. The writing system is the most complicated stuff to decifer and the expressions don't make any sense. They say "separate the backside" and mean "make a decision".

Bernd 2023-03-28 12:48:08 ⋅ 5h No. 262979

The speculation that the host presents at the end of this video got me thinking How long until AI will be able to generate entire VR worlds, with their own, realistic histories and sprawling language families Really activates your actuators https://youtu.be/qLGmj86-j4k

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:06:49 ⋅ 4h No. 262982

>>262979 I've been getting an assburgers attack and talking to AI about things for about a week now, and I must say, when it comes to social issues it's actually rather retarded. I came in expecting some form of god machine like everyone on the internet refer to it as, but there's been points where I dissected the response I got, worded things in a certain way, and ended up making it admit to a different perspective that was more in-line with my own. I'm not saying I'm smarter than AI or anything, it just really warms up the filet.

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:48:17 ⋅ 3h No. 262985

>>262982 AI isn't thinking for itself, it's just regurgitating things it's been trained on; so in this context you're absolutely smarter than AI

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:58:31 ⋅ 3h No. 262988

>>262985 I'm a human, so the qualities I possess are naturally in direct contrast to what AI says or thinks in its current stage. I wouldn't say that I'm smarter than AI, I'm just in a position where my existence is just different from AI, it predicts based on data alone. I am able to predict based on the fact that I am a human with emotions, and I can project these qualities into theoretical situations where I could try and predict what a human being would do, because I am one myself. I will say, though, it keeps repeating itself on certain social issues and the ability to have a meaningful and productive argument on that topic is basically non-existent, I've tried and have been, continue to even right now, and it's hard. Either way, I foresee a future where assberger retards such as myself can spend a long time talking to AI.

Los vikingos eran más sanos?

Bernd 2023-03-27 04:25:53 ⋅ 1d No. 262801

Se sabe por las sagas de Leif Eriksson y asentamientos en Canadá del siglo XI que America fue explorada por los vikingos al menos 400 años antes que los manolos y que mantuvieron un contacto constante con los nativos pero no murieron millones de indígenas por las enfermedades, además de que los vikingos traían ovejas, caballos y otros animales que transmiten enfermedades que deberían haber diezmado a las poblaciones indígenas de Norteamérica que no contaban con los anticuerpos para resistirlas... ¿Que explicación hay a esto bernds?

Bernd 2023-03-27 21:09:44 ⋅ 21h No. 262895

>>262893 parece que si hubo y nosotros descendemos de los que quedaron.

Bernd 2023-03-27 21:26:15 ⋅ 21h No. 262900

>>262893 Sí hubo. https://www.jstor.org/stable/41636608

Bernd 2023-03-28 09:44:21 ⋅ 9h No. 262972

>>262893 >>262894 Nadie está hablando de las enfermedades de los españoles, colombiano ignorante y estúpido. Aporta algo o vete a tomar por culo.

Bernd 2023-03-28 12:39:35 ⋅ 6h No. 262978

>>262853 Seamos honestos, tenían la desventaja numérica, desconocimiento total del terreno y aunque estaban mejor avanzados tecnológicamente por tener caballos, armaduras, espadas, escudos, ballestas todo lo anterior les jugó en contra. Si hubieran enviado más gente al nuevo mundo podrían haber logrado una colonización. >>262893 >>262894 Soy el OP eso ya lo saben todos, lo que yo me cuestiono es como esas mismas enfermedades no afectaron a los indios del norte de Canadá donde se asentaron durante un tiempo los exploradores vikingos.

Bernd 2023-03-28 11:43:55 ⋅ 7h No. 262976

https://twitter.com/i/status/1640661093105139714 https://twitter.com/i/status/1640653594465640449

Bernd 2023-03-28 11:44:41 ⋅ 7h No. 262977

https://twitter.com/i/status/1640653135520710656

NO QUIERO ACABAR SOLO PERO

Bernd 2023-03-28 01:45:21 ⋅ 17h No. 262938

pero siento que cualquier relacion que intente va a acabar en la mierda, ya sea x mi incapacidad para socializar o la absurda poca variedad de intereses en comun con otras personas.

Bernd 2023-03-28 06:24:06 ⋅ 12h No. 262965

>>262938 OPenmind simplemente termina de sanarte, aceptate tal como eres, mejora para ti y ya vendra las anonas a querer estar contigo, trabaja mucho tu seguridad en ti como la confianza, te llevara tiempo pero no seras wizzard para siempre, al menos que tu lo decidas aldo no falta la degenerada que quiera contigo kek

Bernd 2023-03-28 07:57:04 ⋅ 10h No. 262970

>ya sea x mi incapacidad para socializar o la absurda poca variedad de intereses en comun con otras personas https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0PZiA14EEAs Minuto 6:20 - 7:15 Puede que ese sea tu problema bernd, toma el consejo del sanbotrun, puedes intentar socializar con personas por medio del ajedrez

Bernd 2023-03-28 09:52:35 ⋅ 8h No. 262973

>>262938 Te recomiendo comer las frutas junto con su cascara, es el camino a la iluminación.

Bernd 2023-03-28 10:51:50 ⋅ 7h No. 262974

>>262938 Bernd, buenas noches. Yo comparto lo que dices, más porque vivo en una zona aislada del pueblo.. han pasado tantos años desde que tuve una conversación con un hombre.. en la vida real, y aún más, con una mujer..