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Germany Bernd 2022-01-16 20:51:10 ⋅ 12h No. 132501
Based film music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCYndZn6wuk

Germany Bernd 2021-12-09 17:34:42 ⋅ 1mn No. 129201
Watching Dune in cinema tomorrow. What am I in for?
Moscow Bernd 2021-12-12 21:19:51 ⋅ 1mn No. 129451
>>129392 Well at least they didn't mix deserts, Balkans and Russia. Unlike Japanese. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ89B2kxdyw >>129411 People have already memefied this stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKM5qOZQwIE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxs59F6-S9I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHmcxrtTByE
Moscow Bernd 2021-12-12 21:20:48 ⋅ 1mn No. 129452
>>129451 Oh snap, my average eastern Slav unsticked.
Germany Bernd 2021-12-13 00:04:47 ⋅ 1mn No. 129456
>>129451 Unfunny tbh.
Moscow Bernd 2021-12-13 00:32:25 ⋅ 1mn No. 129458
>>129456 But still impressive.

Moscow Bernd 2021-12-05 09:13:16 ⋅ 1mn No. 128969
>“Cover yourself, I’m not going to touch you.” >Organa moved slightly to the side, leaned over and grabbed the sheet and wrapped it around herself and the brief costume Jabba had allowed her, and backed up again into the corner of the room that left her farthest away from Fett. “You’re not?” >Fett shook his head. He sat down in the corner facing hers, moving carefully, and propped his rifle across his knees. “Sex between those not married,” said Fett, “is immoral.” >“Yeah,” said Organa. “So’s rape.” >Fett nodded. “So is rape.” He sat in what was, for him, a comfortable silence, watching her. She settled down in the opposite corner, being careful of her covering; Fett approved of her modesty, but it did not prevent him from continuing to look at her. He had never so much as held a woman in his arms, Boba Fett, and the desire for a woman came to him less frequently, with the passage of the years; but in Fett’s mind his chastity made him no less a man, and she was worth looking at, still flushed from her struggles, with her dark hair cascading down over the pale sheet. Ultrachad. Actual honest to god cuckoldry < simping < falling for and marrying an unchaste woman < having no sex and being bitter about it < pumping and dumping scores of bitches < abstaining from sex due to moral reasons.
Hungary Bernd 2021-12-05 11:56:38 ⋅ 1mn No. 128986
If Boba Fett was American he would be called Jabba the Hutt.
Finland Bernd 2021-12-05 13:48:58 ⋅ 1mn No. 128992
>>128986 Boba Fat
Hungary Bernd 2021-12-06 07:38:09 ⋅ 1mn No. 129029
>>128992 Sounds a bit slim for the role, innit.

SQUID GAME

Germany Bernd 2021-11-08 23:04:33 ⋅ 2mn
No. 126531
How did this become so popular? I watched one episode and it was shit. 50% of the time it's just gooks with red heads screaming and the blood effects are so disgusting and excessive, anyone who has seen real accidents webms can only cringe. Even my YouTube is full of it despite I've never clicked on a squid game video.
Turkey Bernd 2021-11-10 11:34:22 ⋅ 2mn No. 126601
i watched it, it was watchable but nothing extraordinary. acting was really over the top tho, but maybe its normal for korean shows.
Germany Bernd 2021-11-10 21:41:18 ⋅ 2mn No. 126650
Damn Arcane is SICK. You don't need to have played league to enjoy this show so give it a try it's a 10.
Turkey Bernd 2021-11-10 21:51:49 ⋅ 2mn No. 126651
>>126650 Switchbro
United States Bernd 2021-11-11 00:33:57 ⋅ 2mn No. 126657
>>126650 I’ve been watching the Dragon Prince and I really like it

Germany Bernd 2021-11-05 00:13:53 ⋅ 2mn No. 126298
They need to bring this style back.
Moscow Bernd 2021-11-05 03:09:16 ⋅ 2mn No. 126317
Not tight and flashy enough for modern TV.
Germany Bernd 2021-11-05 19:07:36 ⋅ 2mn No. 126386
>>126313 no
Norway Bernd 2021-11-05 19:25:29 ⋅ 2mn No. 126393
>>126313 Yes, lookin' good
Canada Bernd 2021-11-05 19:49:36 ⋅ 2mn No. 126398
I only observe winter through trenchcoats or greatcoats.

Germany Bernd 2021-10-30 09:45:13 ⋅ 2mn No. 125763
How come every movie is so goddamn long nowadays? Every time I'm interested in a new movie the runtime is well over two hours. Sometimes three. Why? I have no interest in sitting that long in a cinema and usually it gets boring as hell after 100 minutes or so. 90 minutes is the ideal length for a movie. Lörs?
Canada Bernd 2021-10-30 14:02:48 ⋅ 2mn No. 125798
Have you seen the original Lynch Dune? The newest one is better cut than his, but lacks the intricate plot details we saw included to build the universe and explain the politics too complex for the fruit fly attention span zoomers and millennials. Even the fan edit of Lynch's Dune is 2h25 minutes and worth a watch.
Norway Bernd 2021-10-30 14:06:14 ⋅ 2mn No. 125800
By that logic films should be 10 minutes or less to accommodate zoomers
Germany Bernd 2021-10-30 14:07:19 ⋅ 2mn No. 125802
>>125800 BS. I just want movies to be 90-120 minutes again instead of 3 hours and beyond.
Slovenia Bernd 2021-10-30 15:21:25 ⋅ 2mn No. 125814
Imo best movies are ~300mins eg. 1900, Potop, 赤壁

The Distance From Me To You Book

United Kingdom Bernd 2021-10-07 13:40:22 ⋅ 3mn
No. 124280
The Book The Distance From Me To You by Marina Gessner is being made into a movie starring Sabrina Carpenter playing the lead role McKenna Berney. The Novel's about a teenage (18yo) girl who goes hiking backpacking on her own meets up with a guy and ends up falling for him and has sex with him a whole bunch of times, and been mentioned that, surprisingly this book has some pretty graphic sex scenes in it, most notably the very first one. They spend most of the first half of the book having sex, where it get's so intense that they decide to start having sex while on the hiking tail, that they end up falling off the path and get lost in the woods/forest, where it get's really interesting and something seriously messed up things happens to them while they're lost in forest. that's the thing/part that's intrigued me the most about wanting to read this Novel, I really wanna know what happens to them. would like to know if anyone has ever read the book, what's it like, what parts of it did they like the most and what are we expect to see in the movie?
Slovenia Bernd 2021-10-07 18:28:07 ⋅ 3mn No. 124293
>The Novel's about a teenage (18yo) girl who goes hiking backpacking on her own meets up with a guy and ends up falling for him and has sex with him a whole bunch of times, and been mentioned that, surprisingly this book has some pretty graphic sex scenes in it, most notably the very first one. >They spend most of the first half of the book having sex, where it get's so intense that they decide to start having sex while on the hiking tail, that they end up falling off the path and get lost in the woods/forest, where it get's really interesting and something seriously messed up things happens to them while they're lost in forest. how am I supposed to relate to this
Moscow Bernd 2021-10-07 18:43:10 ⋅ 3mn No. 124295
SEX SEX SEX
Moscow Bernd 2021-10-07 18:47:11 ⋅ 3mn No. 124296
Are women (and gays) capable of musing over something else than benis in bagina and other bodily functions?
Russia Bernd 2021-10-07 18:52:09 ⋅ 3mn No. 124298
wow if i was 14 years old girl who never read anything pornographic i would prolly buy this shit right away.

Germany Bernd 2021-08-14 11:38:32 ⋅ 5mn No. 119873
Community is a pretty good and funny show.
Norway Bernd 2021-08-14 20:10:54 ⋅ 5mn No. 119944
>>119894 I hate Rita, she is the stereotypical annoying macho white woman. It's horrible.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-08-14 22:04:46 ⋅ 5mn No. 119963
I tried watching it again on Comedy Central. Don't ask me what season is airing, I don't know or care. It's pretty bland. Characters are quirky, ironic and have flat emotions to their surroundings. Scenes are bending towards the improbable as most shows are forced to do as originality bleeds dry the simplicity of a regular set. The writing isn't complex or witty or challenging enough to make my food heavy mind nod or smile, I'm just bored. I'd rather grate my fingers off than watch this rubbish.
Finland Bernd 2021-09-22 10:26:16 ⋅ 3mn No. 123159
Looks lile maximum americringe
Russia Bernd 2021-09-22 10:35:10 ⋅ 3mn No. 123161
it was, but then it went shit as always

Free Guy

Brazil Bernd 2021-08-22 23:19:55 ⋅ 4mn
No. 120882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2m-08cOAbc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6di34z0eAaI Post hebe
Germany Bernd 2021-08-22 23:21:11 ⋅ 4mn No. 120883
>Post hebe are you ans pedo?
Brazil Bernd 2021-08-22 23:22:36 ⋅ 4mn No. 120885
>>120883 No, i'm normal
Brazil Bernd 2021-08-22 23:42:45 ⋅ 4mn No. 120904
>>120885 n*rmalfags out

Russia Bernd 2021-08-14 07:23:01 ⋅ 5mn No. 119830
This thread is dedicated to the Spoony movie.