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Bernd 2024-10-31 18:21:48 ⋅ 1mn No. 325335

I‘m on my way to the cinema to watch Anora. What are your plans for tonight, if you have any?

Bernd 2024-10-31 18:55:12 ⋅ 1mn No. 325339

Do uni homework and prepare presentations :/

Bernd 2024-10-31 19:04:00 ⋅ 1mn No. 325341

eat shawarma, drink beer and watch a movie in honor of my sudden day off

Bernd 2024-10-31 19:04:31 ⋅ 1mn No. 325342

>>325341 non-alcoholic so i will not be wasted

Bernd 2024-10-31 19:59:20 ⋅ 1mn No. 325350

>>325341 subhuman

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:12:18 ⋅ 1mn No. 325352

>>325350 i am ze übermensch!

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:13:46 ⋅ 1mn No. 325353

>>325352 subhuman farm animal filth

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:17:16 ⋅ 1mn No. 325354

>>325353 it's a tf2 medic quote, dummy

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:19:12 ⋅ 1mn No. 325356

>>325354 i was there before u were born retard ratmean animal i bought orange box upon release shut up

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:24:25 ⋅ 1mn No. 325357

>>325356 then you should know it was a tf2 quote, but it seems you touched any valve game but tf2

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:26:37 ⋅ 1mn No. 325358

>>325357 the only kind of exposure to mid 00s valve you might have is a bunch of crang video essays on youtube you dumb goblin

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:33:05 ⋅ 1mn No. 325363

>>325358 portal series were good, however it's late 00's, also don't tell me you didn't play postal series or serious sam, i don't believe you

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:35:49 ⋅ 1mn No. 325368

>>325363 2007 is late mid 00s retard plus yeah i played both when they were considered new games, I was also the first person to come up with the concept of playing p2 witout killing anyone

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:38:17 ⋅ 1mn No. 325370

>>325368 so you chose the pacifist route? i hated levels with muslims because they're annoying to deal with, idk how did you manage to pass the church and terrorist camp tasks without being killed once or twice by them >2007 is late mid 00s retard the key word is late, so im partly right

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:39:46 ⋅ 1mn No. 325371

>>325370 <idiot ratmean subhuman annoying retard farm animal doesnt know

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:45:39 ⋅ 1mn No. 325372

>>325371 i didn't use catnip this much, the more you know of course it's like using smoke bombs in assassin's creed, effective but no fun because it's too easy to kill like this, thus it's more boring

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:49:04 ⋅ 1mn No. 325374

>>325371 plus wtf why would you overuse catnip and then brag about being the first who played postal 2 as pacifist, you could just use cheats at this point and say you completed the game play like a man and try to survive, pussy

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:52:02 ⋅ 1mn No. 325375

>>325372 >effective but no fun because it's too easy to kill like this, thus it's more boring <a true gaming pro (unlike you the retard) would think of this, the subhuman thinks of ac >>325374 you are a fucking smellard, as in smelly retard i never said i had to use catnip, i only suggested it as an option for a handicapped smellard gollum like you

Bernd 2024-10-31 20:59:04 ⋅ 1mn No. 325376

>>325375 tazer is effective of you have to speedrun as pacifist, a true gaming pro wouldn't overuse items like you do and call it pro gaming >i never said i had to use catnip, i only suggested it as an option yeah seek for objections now, dumbo

Bernd 2024-10-31 21:01:19 ⋅ 1mn No. 325377

>>325376 smellard animal subhuman retard ratmean filth pigdog that tazer is from a whole different game provided as a pro gamer example of a mechanic that can be considered a legal cheat jesus i cant believe how dumb you are jesus christ i cant believe how fucking dumb you are your athe dumbest motherfuck

Bernd 2024-10-31 21:01:31 ⋅ 1mn No. 325378

>smellard kek

Bernd 2024-10-31 21:05:13 ⋅ 1mn No. 325379

>>325377 dumbo remembered about catnip slowing your pace but forgot about postal 2 tazer KEEEK

Bernd 2024-10-31 21:13:58 ⋅ 1mn No. 325380

>>325379 u r such a stupid filthy stinky rat animal that i dont even feel like explaining things i said but u failed to understand due to being stupid

Bernd 2024-10-31 21:16:38 ⋅ 1mn No. 325381

>>325380 you just shat your pants this much you don't have a time to explain, because you have to search for new pair now xD

Bernd 2024-10-31 21:19:06 ⋅ 1mn No. 325382

>>325381 and im sending the old pair to you so you get an idea of what a high quality article of clothing looks like

Bernd 2024-10-31 21:25:57 ⋅ 1mn No. 325383

>>325382 keep your stinky pants to yourself, they're too big for me

Bernd 2024-10-31 21:28:04 ⋅ 1mn No. 325384

>>325383 i doubt they would smell as bad as pants of a literal filthy animal such as urself there's literal dreadlocks of fecal matter growing on your dirty bunghole

Bernd 2024-10-31 21:32:52 ⋅ 1mn No. 325385

>>325384 stop trying to sell your smelly worn out pants, i don't buy them anyway

Bernd 2024-10-31 21:36:29 ⋅ 1mn No. 325386

>>325385 of course you wouldn't have enough to pay for my crisp vintage versace, you were supposed to save up cash for something else if your goldfish retard animal 26iq brain didnt forget already

Bernd 2024-10-31 21:38:51 ⋅ 1mn No. 325387

>>325386 >crisp vintage versace doubt.jpeg

Bernd 2024-10-31 22:03:27 ⋅ 1mn No. 325389

This thread is for frens. Non-frens, get out! Didn’t you read the sign?

Bernd 2024-10-31 22:15:14 ⋅ 1mn No. 325390

>>325389 we're frens, just fren playful banter

Bernd 2024-10-31 22:20:14 ⋅ 1mn No. 325392

drink tea and play video games

Bernd 2024-10-31 23:18:16 ⋅ 1mn No. 325398

>>325392 what games? I've been playing the newest dragon age for the past 5 hours

Bernd 2024-10-31 23:19:34 ⋅ 1mn No. 325399

>>325335 Pray the rosary for the conversion of satanic people that celebrate this evil shit.

Bernd 2024-10-31 23:28:14 ⋅ 1mn No. 325401

>>325399 What’s evil and satanic about it exactly?

Bernd 2024-11-01 06:18:00 ⋅ 1mn No. 325422

>>325398 How is it? Has it made you trans, yet?

Bernd 2024-11-01 09:49:45 ⋅ 1mn No. 325429

>>325422 Are you trans

Bernd 2024-11-01 10:00:19 ⋅ 1mn No. 325431

>>325429 No. I'm this train. Choo choo.

Bernd 2024-11-01 10:23:27 ⋅ 1mn No. 325432

>>325431 Why don't you take the nighjet to Paris? Might be fun.

Bernd 2024-11-01 10:29:40 ⋅ 1mn No. 325433

>>325432 Look at my photo. I'm a double decker. I'm not equipped to be a nighjet, backa.

Bernd 2024-11-01 10:39:58 ⋅ 1mn No. 325434

>>325433 The beauty of being trans is you can be another train altogether

Bernd 2024-11-01 11:33:47 ⋅ 1mn No. 325440

>>325431 how it feels to be a train? you must be having a lot of sweaty people inside of you throughout the day

Bernd 2024-11-01 14:27:28 ⋅ 1mn No. 325449

>>325440 Normal for Germany.

Bernd 2024-11-01 18:00:32 ⋅ 1mn No. 325468

>>325449 hope you're more punctual than db

Bernd 2024-11-01 18:04:20 ⋅ 1mn No. 325469

watching ""Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" at work and drinking tea with herbs and lemon, painful to swallow T__T

Bernd 2024-11-01 18:08:29 ⋅ 1mn No. 325470

>>325469 Nice, I will be watching the newest Almodóvar flick in cinema.

Bernd 2024-11-01 18:10:47 ⋅ 1mn No. 325471

>>325470 omaigah enjoy the movie! leave a review on movie later :D

Bernd 2024-11-01 18:11:53 ⋅ 1mn No. 325472

>>325471 Thanks, enjoy your evening as well. I wish I had a tea right now as well, but there's no time, I leave in two minutes.

Bernd 2024-11-01 22:18:43 ⋅ 1mn No. 325485

>>325471 Sadly have to give a negative review. The dialogues are a disaster (Almodovar should really stick to making Spanish movies), the acting is unnatural and lifeless and the pacing is ridiculous. I'm disappointed, was really looking forward to this one.

Bernd 2024-11-02 06:35:23 ⋅ 1mn No. 325509

>>325485 aw man im sorry for that :( had the same experience with crow (2024), i didn't know about original version and decided to give it a shot and disappointed the only good thing is basement jaxx as bgm and slashing scenes, however they may seem edgy for amount of blood, gore and various ways of killing

Bernd 2024-11-02 09:18:18 ⋅ 1mn No. 325516

>>325509 What was wrong with it? I haven’t watched it. Did it take itself too serious?

Bernd 2024-11-02 09:25:17 ⋅ 1mn No. 325517

>>325516 the beginning is rushed, the movie has too much pathos and tries it's best to make you sympathize the characters you know a little about, not even explaining why we should sympathize them, we just should, no wonder the rating is mid

Bernd 2024-11-02 10:48:24 ⋅ 1mn No. 325523

>>325422 I feel like I should hold off on forming a full opinion until I finish it, but here’s what’s bothering me so far (I'm 17 hours in, 2 of which were spent in character creation) 0. it’s missing the elements I’ve always loved about DA games - engaging companion interactions that make you genuinely care about them and continuity with choices from previous games (example: when [spoiler]Morrigan[/spoiler] appears, she introduces herself but makes no mention of the Fifth Blight or the Hero of Ferelden, which feels disconnected) 1. it treats the player like they can’t figure things out on their own - something happens, and then the game immediately explains it (example: you choose a drink preference at a café with a companion, and the screen announces, “companion X will remember your favorite drink”; just show it by having them remember and order it for you later!) 2. the combat is a nonstop series of dodges, rolls, and flashy effects; playing as a mage, I sometimes can’t even get a hit in because I’m too busy dodging, with enemies locked onto my character and ignoring my companions 3. (it's not a big spoiler, but if you want to go in blind I suggest not reading this part) previous installment built up the big bad for this game and [spoiler]he's completely sidelined, and by the way, Solas is just misunderstood and had good intentions, and now he's actually helping you, because he's such a good shiny Egg[/spoiler]; I hope something happens with that before the game concludes because I'm annoyed with that said, I don't think it's a bad game, I just expected something more from a Dragon Age game

Bernd 2024-11-02 19:51:22 ⋅ 1mn No. 325554

> have to do job as a porn descriptin writer because drank all my money away again and dont wanna take loans > the amount of trans porn doubles every time i ask that site's admin for job

Bernd 2024-11-02 20:10:07 ⋅ 1mn No. 325555

>>325554 At least most sites separate straight from trans stuff so I don't have to see it

Bernd 2024-11-06 16:37:09 ⋅ 3w No. 325948

>>325523 just finished the game, [spoiler]Veilguard took a steaming pile of shit on the rest of the Dragon Age franchise[/spoiler], so I'm just going to pretend it's not canon

Bernd 2024-11-06 17:10:29 ⋅ 3w No. 325953

>>325948 What happened? Your first review sounded way more optimistic than this.

Bernd 2024-11-10 13:26:26 ⋅ 3w No. 326257

>>325953 [spoiler]Veilguard undermines the entire legacy of the series. the ending rewrites the story by introducing a shadowy organization that, apparently, was behind all major events since Origins. this one group is now suddenly responsible for everything, from Loghain's decision at Ostagar to the chaos in Kirkwall. even Corypheus (who was lame to begin with, but still had agency) is diminished as a villain because he's portrayed as a mere puppet of this organization. it's like they took all the complexity and personal motivations of these characters and tossed them out the window.[/spoiler] [spoiler]the twist about Varric being dead the entire time? it makes no sense. there's a scene where Harding walks in on Rook "talking" to Varric and doesn't even comment on it. she just watches Rook talk to empty air and thinks that's fine. also, none of Varric's friends (Isabela, Morrigan, Dorian) mention it? there's no funeral, no grief, nothing. and if Solas is able to manipulate Rook's mind to hide Varric's death, why wouldn't he just use that power to stop Rook from going after him altogether? it's as if the writers didn't bother to make it make sense.[/spoiler] [spoiler]it also doesn't help that they've completely wiped out or annihilated most of the main settings and characters players have come to care about over the years. Denerim and Redcliffe are gone, Orlais is decimated, and Ferelden is practically razed. major characters like Alistair, Anora, and the Warden? their fates are vague at best. it's like nothing we did in previous games matters. even with all our choices and the alliances we forged, the story plows through everything as if it's all meaningless. it's like the writers are wiping the slate clean for the next game.[/spoiler] [spoiler]and don't get me started on companions. they have almost zero chemistry with Rook. it's ironic that Rook seems to have the most connection with Solas, who's one of the antagonists. there's no real depth in Rook's relationship with the others, and it feels forced, like the game is struggling to build the same bonds we saw with Inquisitor, Hawke or Warden.[/spoiler] [spoiler]then there's the character of Taash, who's supposed to represent the game's trans storyline, but it's handled so clumsily. Taash is incredibly frustrating, acting more like an angsty caricature than a fully developed character, and it just feels like they're using trans issues as a box to check off. I hate it because DAI handled representation well; we had trans and gay characters, but their whole identity wasn't reduced to their sexuality or gender. they were complex individuals with unique stories. Taash, on the other hand, feels like a stereotype, and it's disappointing and harmful.[/spoiler] it's not a bad game, but it's a bad Dragon Age game. just like Andromeda was a bad Mass Effect game.

Bernd 2024-11-10 14:11:01 ⋅ 3w No. 326258

>>325470 >The Room: Next Door

Bernd 2024-11-10 17:13:38 ⋅ 3w No. 326284

>>326257 It has been 10 years since BioWare made a game that is universally considered as great. Anthem bombed pretty hard, and apparently now Veilguard bombed as well. If the new mass effect game won't be a success, BioWare will be in real trouble if they are not already. But I doubt that the people that were responsible for the great games of the past work there anymore.