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Bernd 2024-06-11 18:51:55 ⋅ 7mn No. 312567

What did you cook for yourself today? I made a stir fry consisting of carrots, peppers, mushrooms, broccoli, chicken breast and potatoes. r8

Bernd 2024-06-11 19:03:05 ⋅ 7mn No. 312568

spooky i literally just made something very similar 15 minutes ago but with passed tomatoes, carrots, potatoes, onions, garlic and white beans

Bernd 2024-06-11 19:06:06 ⋅ 7mn No. 312569

Porridge with brotein powder, oat milk, nuts, dark chocolate and frozen banan, raspberries, and blueberries..

Bernd 2024-06-11 19:09:00 ⋅ 7mn No. 312570

>>312568 Nice, I didn't know you could use beans in a stir fry. >>312569 Do you eat porridge cold or warm?

Bernd 2024-06-11 19:17:15 ⋅ 7mn No. 312571

>>312570 Cold. I put oats with twice the volume of milk into the microwave. Heat it up until the oats start to puff up. If you wait too long the oats will puff up so much that the container will overflow so you have to stand next to the microwave and watch it. Then I put the container on the counter and mix in the frozen fruit. After 10-15 minutes the porridge is cold and the fruit is thawed up and you can add the dark chocolate without melting it.

Bernd 2024-06-11 19:32:17 ⋅ 7mn No. 312572

>>312570 >stir fry oh my bad i misread, it's more of a stew

Bernd 2024-06-11 19:44:33 ⋅ 7mn No. 312574

>>312567 I don't cook, because I'm lazy and I have problems with my kitchen. I only eat fruit and uncooked vegetables carrot, cucumber, tomatoes, etc. Never being healthier in my fucking life. Why bother? When I used to cook I was a fat useless bum, nowadays I have energy of a bull and I'm fit, like Patrick Bateman fit. So again WHY BOTHER?

Bernd 2024-06-11 19:56:17 ⋅ 7mn No. 312576

>>312574 > I only eat fruit and uncooked vegetables carrot, cucumber, tomatoes, etc. Sounds very low in macronutrients. No protein, no fats, low amoutn of carbs, lots of water and fiber.

Bernd 2024-06-11 20:00:53 ⋅ 7mn No. 312579

>>312574 >Why bother Because cooked food if properly seasoned tastes soooo much better

Bernd 2024-06-11 20:12:47 ⋅ 7mn No. 312580

>>312579 Do not be gluttonous. Just eat to live, not live to eat. "Taste" is overrated.

Bernd 2024-06-11 21:02:40 ⋅ 7mn No. 312582

i fried vegan imitation nuggets, metballs and three burger patties

Bernd 2024-06-11 21:44:10 ⋅ 7mn No. 312584

nothing i just eat what they give me

Bernd 2024-06-11 22:22:18 ⋅ 7mn No. 312590

>>312584 who are "they" schizo

Bernd 2024-06-11 23:39:37 ⋅ 7mn No. 312597

>>312567 Beef steaks with onion accompanied by baked potatoes, rice and Coca-Cola.

Bernd 2024-06-12 00:45:49 ⋅ 7mn No. 312612

Oatmeal and berries with a drizzle of honey and a glass of berrie juice. Mac and cheese and a glass of 1% milk.

Bernd 2024-06-12 00:46:58 ⋅ 7mn No. 312613

Oatmeal and berries with a drizzle of honey and a glass of berrie juice. Mac and cheese and a glass of 1% milk.

Bernd 2024-06-12 08:32:57 ⋅ 7mn No. 312627

>>312597 Do you have a rice cooker?

Bernd 2024-06-13 01:02:10 ⋅ 7mn No. 312654

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoKoOI1BUSc cooked chicken breast last time videorel. it was bretty good. >>312597 did you slowcooked that meat?

Bernd 2024-06-13 15:52:45 ⋅ 7mn No. 312674

>>312654 cringed really hard when he put the chicken crispy skin side down into the sauce. Turns the delicious crispy skin into a soggy mess in ans seconds.

Bernd 2024-06-13 16:30:32 ⋅ 7mn No. 312676

Today I made a completely cursed stir-fry: shrimps, egg, potatoes, zucchini, mushrooms, pepper and carrots.

Bernd 2024-06-13 16:31:50 ⋅ 7mn No. 312678

>>312676 Do you cook something different everyday?

Bernd 2024-06-13 16:36:23 ⋅ 7mn No. 312679

>>312678 I don't cook everyday, maybe every second day, because I always cook a lot. Lately I mainly made stir-frys, because they're easy and quick.

Bernd 2024-06-13 17:18:56 ⋅ 7mn No. 312684

I had a minority deliver me food, like every other day. Today I had chicken tikka masala.

Bernd 2024-06-13 17:27:22 ⋅ 7mn No. 312686

>>312684 That must be very expensive.

Bernd 2024-06-13 18:21:48 ⋅ 7mn No. 312689

>>312686 People come to give me their cash every day.

Bernd 2024-06-13 18:31:34 ⋅ 7mn No. 312692

>>312689 Are you a hooker (male)?

Bernd 2024-06-13 18:51:36 ⋅ 7mn No. 312693

>>312689 How much?

Bernd 2024-06-13 19:05:40 ⋅ 7mn No. 312694

>>312693 Today they brought me 180.

Bernd 2024-06-13 19:11:29 ⋅ 7mn No. 312695

>>312694 small benis or nice cameltoe

Bernd 2024-06-13 19:12:29 ⋅ 7mn No. 312696

>>312695 Big buds, dumbass

Bernd 2024-06-13 19:23:43 ⋅ 7mn No. 312697

>>312694 Have you started selling weed?

Bernd 2024-06-13 19:56:16 ⋅ 7mn No. 312698

>>312694 Do you also take credit card or paypal?

Bernd 2024-06-13 21:50:01 ⋅ 7mn No. 312703

>>312627 Yes I do. You put the rice on water and then microwave it for 15 minutes and you have delicious hot rice. >>312654 I did. I put a pot lid on the pan I was cooking the beef. I cooked it for roughly 10 minutes since I had pulled the beef out of the fridge a few minutes ago. For today's dish I cooked lentils with sausages and potatoes. I added garlic and pulverized consommé to flavour it. Also, the previous dish I posted I added garlic, not onion. Unironically I hate onions.

Bernd 2024-06-13 22:36:51 ⋅ 7mn No. 312705

>>312674 agree, i just sliced it instead.

Bernd 2024-06-14 05:40:42 ⋅ 7mn No. 312725

>>312697 In fact, as of Yesterday, I stopped. Last year I bought 2 kilos from an albanian guy in Lyon for 4K and lived of it until now.

Bernd 2024-06-14 05:42:48 ⋅ 7mn No. 312726

>>312703 This Bernd is living the high life. >Hating onions Das weird tho

Bernd 2024-06-14 19:14:54 ⋅ 7mn No. 312753

>>312567 Salmon steak, pasta, and steamed broccoli with a piece of rye bread. Was ok. Excuse my roommates’ clutter.

Bernd 2024-06-14 19:59:58 ⋅ 7mn No. 312755

>>312753 Not bad

Bernd 2024-06-14 20:47:21 ⋅ 7mn No. 312756

>>312753 you need more broccoli in your life

Bernd 2024-06-14 20:57:04 ⋅ 7mn No. 312759

>>312756 I regularly eat broccoli to get calcium, but I wouldn't say it's a particularly delicious vegetable

Bernd 2024-06-14 21:03:49 ⋅ 7mn No. 312760

>>312759 Have you tried eating it with peanut butter?

Bernd 2024-06-14 21:07:05 ⋅ 7mn No. 312761

>>312760 No, why would I turn a healthy vegetable into an unhealthy mess by drenching it in peanut butter? Or did you mean to recommend peanut sauce?

Bernd 2024-06-14 21:28:11 ⋅ 7mn No. 312764

>>312759 I like steamed broccoli with olive oil and a bit of salt. I think that asparagus cooked in a pan, or baked, with olive oil and salt is probably the better vegetable.

Bernd 2024-06-14 23:31:23 ⋅ 7mn No. 312780

>>312759 >to get calcium what do you think about cheese?

Bernd 2024-06-15 07:28:51 ⋅ 7mn No. 312802

>>312780 I don't eat milk based products because of acne

Bernd 2024-06-15 07:54:00 ⋅ 7mn No. 312804

>>312761 As long as you get peanut butter with no additives like sugar or too much salt it isn't unhealthy. It's just high in fat so don't eat too loads of it at once. >>312802 You need vitamin D to absorb calcium. Actually the main sign of vitamin D poisoning is that you body absorbs too much calcium. I wouldn't bother about calcium in my food. I mean you even get it out of water. Just make sure that you get enough vitamin D.

Bernd 2024-06-15 08:17:08 ⋅ 7mn No. 312805

>>312804 Can you even buy peanut butter without all that stuff in ordinary grocery stores?

Bernd 2024-06-15 08:26:33 ⋅ 7mn No. 312807

>>312805 100% peanut butter is called erdnussmus here.

Bernd 2024-06-15 08:28:25 ⋅ 7mn No. 312808

>>312807 Never heard of it is it good by any chance

Bernd 2024-06-15 08:34:11 ⋅ 7mn No. 312809

>>312808 It tastes just like peanuts. But in paste form.

Bernd 2024-06-15 08:34:12 ⋅ 7mn No. 312810

>>312807 Aaah I've seen that before

Bernd 2024-06-15 08:37:28 ⋅ 7mn No. 312811

>>312809 I mean does it taste better than regular peanut butter

Bernd 2024-06-15 08:38:16 ⋅ 7mn No. 312812

>>312811 Of course not, but it's more healthy

Bernd 2024-06-15 08:43:34 ⋅ 7mn No. 312813

>>312812 Oh ok well I live in the US so I don't know if they have it here

Bernd 2024-06-15 09:12:55 ⋅ 7mn No. 312814

>>312813 I'm pretty sure that you have it. German peanut butter is usually imported from america or made from american peanuts. Stores here have typically only one brand of peanut butter. America is peanut butter heaven compared to us.

Bernd 2024-06-15 09:31:41 ⋅ 7mn No. 312815

>>312814 Maybe it's too healthy for Americans, I spoke to a French guy recently who was spending the last year in North America and he said North American "food" is very bad in comparison to what we eat in Europe, especially France.

Bernd 2024-06-15 10:28:57 ⋅ 7mn No. 312816

>>312814 Well fair enough there is a stereotype of Americans being unhealthy because of are diet.

Bernd 2024-06-15 11:11:13 ⋅ 7mn No. 312817

>>312815 >>312816 Let me tell you about america. America is a consumerist paradise of extremes. While you have the average overweight american who gets most of his food via a drive through you also have the health nut american with a 200000$ kitchen and a fridge that could house a small elephant. While in germany you can get three types of ground beef: organic, normal, low fat. American supermarkets carry dozens of varieties. Differing in exact percentages of fat, what type of food the cows were eating, and what cuts from the cow were ground up for it. There are like 50 different oreo products in american supermarkets while you have only 2 or 3 here.

Bernd 2024-06-15 11:46:02 ⋅ 7mn No. 312818

>>312759 > I wouldn't say it's a particularly delicious vegetable overcooked broccoli gets all mushy and bitter, so maybe that's why? it should be vibrantly green and firm

Bernd 2024-06-15 12:07:38 ⋅ 7mn No. 312821

>>312817 Yeah

Bernd 2024-06-17 11:09:11 ⋅ 7mn No. 312904

Ate some whole grain spaghetti with tomato sauce for lunch. I like the gluttonous feel I get from eating a full plate of pasta.

Bernd 2024-06-17 19:42:31 ⋅ 7mn No. 312930

Had to use shrimps for my stir-fry again because bio chicken was sold out when I went to the store after work. It's so fucking over for us wagecucks.

Bernd 2024-06-18 15:14:37 ⋅ 7mn No. 312974

>>312904 Made some "boyardee-style" **moar like inspired by it** spaghetti not long ago **made carbonara yesterday** would eat again. >>312930 What's a bio chicken? Do you guys have cyborg chickens?

Bernd 2024-06-18 16:26:04 ⋅ 7mn No. 312977

>>312974 By bio I mean organic food https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organic_food

Bernd 2024-06-18 16:51:15 ⋅ 7mn No. 312980

>>312977 Did you buy organic shrimps?

Bernd 2024-06-18 17:03:14 ⋅ 7mn No. 312983

>>312980 Yeah

Bernd 2024-06-18 17:04:58 ⋅ 7mn No. 312985

>>312983 Never seen this is a supermarket tbh. But I'm too cheap to buy shrimp so it is very likely that I overlooked them.

Bernd 2024-06-18 17:11:18 ⋅ 7mn No. 312986

>>312985 I nearly overlooked them as well. At first I wanted to grab some other shrimps, because they were already seasoned, but then I saw that they also had organic ones (they cost 1€ more than the other ones) and I grabbed those instead.

Bernd 2024-06-18 17:32:26 ⋅ 7mn No. 312994

>>312986 Hah! So you do buy non-organic shrimps while refusing to buy non-organic chicken! What do you have to say in your defense?

Bernd 2024-06-18 17:41:06 ⋅ 7mn No. 312996

>>312994 Because non organic chicken is extremely low quality and holding conditions are shit, I refuse to buy something like that.

Bernd 2024-06-18 17:46:01 ⋅ 7mn No. 312997

>>312996 Is non organic shrimp any better?

Bernd 2024-06-18 17:56:37 ⋅ 7mn No. 312999

>>312977 So like free range chicken, or at least not force fed with steroids in chicken factories. I approve seeking out and buying such. >>312997 Should try cyborg shrimps.

Bernd 2024-06-18 20:38:23 ⋅ 7mn No. 313006

>>312996 Do you buy whole chickens or just the parts? I feel like anything besides whole chickens gets really expensive. But cutting up a whole chicken all the time can get annoying.

Bernd 2024-06-19 05:06:29 ⋅ 7mn No. 313018

>>313006 Just chicken breast which I can easily cut into smaller pieces and use in my stir frys

Bernd 2024-06-19 08:42:06 ⋅ 7mn No. 313032

>>313018 Bruh two organic chicken breasts are like 9€ while you get a whole organic chicken for 15.

Bernd 2024-06-19 15:33:00 ⋅ 7mn No. 313040

>>313032 The amount of work that is cutting up the chicken is not worth it for me, but I agree, chicken is very expensive, that's why I only buy it once a week max.

Bernd 2024-06-19 18:37:16 ⋅ 7mn No. 313051

>>313040 bruh shrimp is even more expensive.

Bernd 2024-06-19 19:06:27 ⋅ 7mn No. 313052

>>313051 Maybe per gram, but as I buy a fairly small shrimp pack, it's cheaper than a regular chicken pack.

Bernd 2024-07-09 17:40:57 ⋅ 6mn No. 314344

Today I ate this Taco Bell menu which had two burritos, fries and soda with refill. Unironically Taco Bell has better options than McDonalds.

Bernd 2024-07-09 18:15:50 ⋅ 6mn No. 314345

>>314344 dog. I wish we had more fancy american fast food chains in germany. I ordered ans instapot to reduce my chicken broth making times from 4 hours to 1 hour. Also it can slow cook and make rice. I hope it is not shit.

Bernd 2024-07-09 19:06:42 ⋅ 6mn No. 314347

>>314344 based i just ate taco bell an hour ago

Bernd 2024-07-09 22:06:59 ⋅ 6mn No. 314362

>>314345 I wish we had some kind of vegan fast food chain that gives you cheap, healthy and delicious food.

Bernd 2024-07-09 22:18:26 ⋅ 6mn No. 314364

>>314345 I wish we had some kind of vegan fast food chain that gives you cheap, healthy and delicious food.

Bernd 2024-07-10 04:44:20 ⋅ 6mn No. 314391

>>314364 Burger King is very invested in vegan burgers I think.

Bernd 2024-07-10 09:16:06 ⋅ 6mn No. 314396

>>314364 > vegan > healthy > delicious You can only pick two, sorry.

Bernd 2024-07-10 15:13:59 ⋅ 6mn No. 314409

>>314396 surprisingly intelligent post tbh.

Bernd 2024-07-10 15:20:36 ⋅ 6mn No. 314411

>>314396 lies there used to be a vegan bistro near my place and the food was all three of those adjectives but they went out of business

Bernd 2024-07-10 16:12:05 ⋅ 6mn No. 314412

>>314411 Most likely contained a lot of oil and sugar to make it taste good.

Bernd 2024-07-10 18:37:31 ⋅ 6mn No. 314419

>>314412 not really, and I know that because they had nutritional values of each dish listed in the menu but I'm the kind of person who thinks raw or steamed vegetables with no seasoning are tasty, so I guess I'm no food connoisseur

Bernd 2024-07-10 18:52:14 ⋅ 6mn No. 314421

mom brought me a piece of pie (cabbage and eggs filling), a vinegret salad, some leftover broccolis with garlic and olive oil from yesterday t. son basket

Bernd 2024-07-11 13:32:02 ⋅ 6mn No. 314451

>>314419 > thinks raw or steamed vegetables with no seasoning are tasty So they basically served you a raw, unseasoned carrot and that is your argument for a delicious restaurant?

Bernd 2024-07-12 16:05:28 ⋅ 6mn No. 314517

>cook It's 40C and I'm cooking all right.

Bernd 2024-07-12 17:20:01 ⋅ 6mn No. 314522

>>314451 yes. that's exactly what happened

Bernd 2024-07-12 21:32:45 ⋅ 6mn No. 314540

>>314522 I envy you for being able to experience your own culinary heaven just by eating vegetables straight out of the grocery store but now wonder that the restaurant went out of business tbh.

Bernd 2024-07-13 08:39:06 ⋅ 6mn No. 314573

I made steak and taters

Bernd 2024-07-13 14:10:19 ⋅ 6mn No. 314579

Whereis Slovborg with his daily cuckings thredas

Bernd 2024-07-13 14:28:23 ⋅ 6mn No. 314580

>>314579 He found a gf on twitter. Infa 40%

Bernd 2024-07-13 14:30:34 ⋅ 6mn No. 314581

>>314580 sad!

Bernd 2024-07-13 15:03:11 ⋅ 6mn No. 314584

>>314579 Is was disg anyway

Bernd 2024-07-22 16:39:55 ⋅ 5mn No. 315170

I ate at Taco Bell again, but now I cheated the system by adding bigger fries, everything for only Q.36, which is much better than buying the same combo but with average fries for Q.35

Bernd 2024-07-23 17:06:14 ⋅ 5mn No. 315279

The nachos returned on the Tuesday menu. I am grateful since nachos are always a nice addition to a meal.

Bernd 2024-07-23 19:39:40 ⋅ 5mn No. 315297

>>315170 >>315279 latinos always tacos and nachos

Bernd 2024-07-24 01:48:02 ⋅ 5mn No. 315321

>>315297 When the three options close to my university are McDonalds(which is so expensive and serves the worst goyslop), Pollo Campero(which has rebranded itself as a more luxurious option) and Taco Bell, you buy what you can get. Although I like Taco Bell itself, I wished there was a Burguer King close by. Juan de Austria btw, who mogged the Ottomans in the battle of Lepanto along his trustworthy titi monkey. The legend says an Ottoman arrow pierced through the statue of Christ of the Moors during the battle and the peaceful monkey got enraged and broke the arrow and threw it to the sea.

Bernd 2024-07-24 10:30:20 ⋅ 5mn No. 315331

>>315321 why are you not supporting local restaurants instead of these giant american chains?

Bernd 2024-07-24 16:18:01 ⋅ 5mn No. 315339

>>315331 Because all restaurants close to my uni are expensive and are stupidly small meals. I will not spend my limited cash on some overpriced sushi or some stupid nachos that cost $10. I'd rather have a good american burrito and make St. Washington proud.

Bernd 2024-07-24 18:36:35 ⋅ 5mn No. 315350

>>315339 Food is one of the few things you shouldn't be stingy with.

Bernd 2024-07-30 03:30:04 ⋅ 5mn No. 315722

>>315350 my dad once told me the things you should never be stingy with are those which separate you from the ground i.e. tires beds and shoes

Bernd 2024-07-30 10:52:46 ⋅ 5mn No. 315739

>>315722 your dad is a smart man

Bernd 2024-07-30 12:01:30 ⋅ 5mn No. 315742

>>315722 Great wisdom I will use it