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Russia Bernd 2021-08-21 23:05:39 ⋅ 2y No. 120757
Yo
Russia Bernd 2021-08-21 23:05:57 ⋅ 2y No. 120758
paps
Russia Bernd 2021-08-21 23:07:47 ⋅ 2y No. 120759
What news? Is there a way to put a spoiler over an image? I don't see how you do it in the "Information" section. Need it for jokes purposes.
Russia Bernd 2021-08-21 23:23:16 ⋅ 2y No. 120762
>>120759 not yet also based
Germany Bernd 2021-08-21 23:24:27 ⋅ 2y No. 120763
cool horse drawing
Russia Bernd 2021-08-21 23:25:02 ⋅ 2y No. 120764
>>120762 Guess I could make 3 replies to the thread and that way the second image will not be shown on the main page.
Germany Bernd 2021-08-21 23:28:45 ⋅ 2y No. 120765
ё На мосту лошадь
Russia Bernd 2021-08-21 23:34:46 ⋅ 2y No. 120766
>>120765
Germany Bernd 2021-08-22 00:51:20 ⋅ 2y No. 120767
>>120766 Is the joke that he offers the owl to play hide and seek and then fucks off?
Russia Bernd 2021-08-22 01:34:13 ⋅ 2y No. 120771
>>120766
New Zealand Bernd 2021-08-22 01:41:02 ⋅ 2y No. 120772
Requesting a shop related picture
Germany Bernd 2021-08-22 07:02:51 ⋅ 2y No. 120785
>>120771 Is he feeding the bird her children? Wtf!?
Russia Bernd 2021-08-22 07:50:38 ⋅ 2y No. 120788
>>120767 > Owl is closer and closer, > Owl is lower and lower > Owl screams in dead silence: > "LET'S PLAY, mu-fucka!" > "Hide-n-seek? OK", said mouse > and fucked right off > into grass and leaves. > Mouse won that time. It's from a children's book. Why there are frogs instead of mice - I don't know.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-04 08:33:33 ⋅ 2y No. 122035
Oh. The pain. The SUFFERING! It's too much. Too much! AAAAAAAAAAargh!
Russia Bernd 2021-09-04 08:33:52 ⋅ 2y No. 122036
- pchoo!
Russia Bernd 2021-09-04 08:34:25 ⋅ 2y No. 122037
Guess it was just itchy nose. Never mind, posting as usual.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-05 22:16:58 ⋅ 2y No. 122196
This toy robot war veteran does not need your condolences, so don't express any.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-08 09:03:34 ⋅ 2y No. 122348
One pistachios cake for the birthday boy and his friends!
Russia Bernd 2021-09-08 09:04:19 ⋅ 2y No. 122349
Now, who wants the dessert?
Russia Bernd 2021-09-08 09:25:19 ⋅ 2y No. 122350
plop!
Finland Bernd 2021-09-08 10:36:58 ⋅ 2y No. 122353
>>122350 >>122349 me, me!
Russia Bernd 2021-09-09 23:04:49 ⋅ 2y No. 122429
potato is lief
New Zealand Bernd 2021-09-10 07:03:29 ⋅ 2y No. 122448
>>122429 10/10, give this man an art exhibit.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-10 08:08:12 ⋅ 2y No. 122449
>>122448 I already have it here, this is perfect. Thanks for r8ing.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-14 08:43:00 ⋅ 2y No. 122640
Germany Bernd 2021-09-14 08:43:37 ⋅ 2y No. 122641
>>122640 nice
Russia Bernd 2021-09-14 08:56:32 ⋅ 2y No. 122642
>>122641 I'll be updating the story for a week, tune in tomorrow to see what happens next.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-14 11:32:13 ⋅ 2y No. 122656
Are you a painter? Paint me dark night forest pls
Russia Bernd 2021-09-15 08:16:18 ⋅ 2y No. 122686
>>122656 sounds tedious tbh, m8tey. That would require actual work.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-15 23:02:39 ⋅ 2y No. 122726
Any bird lovers in here? Does this look healthy?
Russia Bernd 2021-09-16 06:50:13 ⋅ 2y No. 122730
>>122726 No
Russia Bernd 2021-09-16 07:55:00 ⋅ 2y No. 122733
Russia Bernd 2021-09-16 23:11:50 ⋅ 2y No. 122819
Finland Bernd 2021-09-17 04:18:03 ⋅ 2y No. 122820
>>122819
Russia Bernd 2021-09-17 07:57:54 ⋅ 2y No. 122826
Finland Bernd 2021-09-17 08:01:05 ⋅ 2y No. 122827
>>122826 benis nose animal
Russia Bernd 2021-09-17 22:17:58 ⋅ 2y No. 122876
Russia Bernd 2021-09-18 08:11:18 ⋅ 2y No. 122879
Russia Bernd 2021-09-18 23:15:08 ⋅ 2y No. 122930
Russia Bernd 2021-09-19 08:01:43 ⋅ 2y No. 122941
Russia Bernd 2021-09-19 21:18:21 ⋅ 2y No. 122990
Germany Bernd 2021-09-19 21:52:01 ⋅ 2y No. 122993
>>122990 doo be dooba doooba dooba dibi duba KOOOHLLEERR!
Russia Bernd 2021-09-19 22:34:46 ⋅ 2y No. 122998
>>122993 Don't mind me, just laying eggs that's all.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-19 23:15:07 ⋅ 2y No. 123005
>>122998 Well excuuuuse the fuck out of me, but mammals don't lay eggs. I'm an expert on eggs didntch ya know.
Germany Bernd 2021-09-20 05:57:20 ⋅ 2y No. 123006
>>122998 Based
Russia Bernd 2021-09-20 08:37:27 ⋅ 2y No. 123008
Germany Bernd 2021-09-20 10:34:00 ⋅ 2y No. 123009
>>123008 would you paint/design me a logo if I pay you?
Russia Bernd 2021-09-20 10:36:20 ⋅ 2y No. 123010
>>123009 No, thanks, I'm good, it's just a hobby. Any freelance website would do it for pennies.
Germany Bernd 2021-09-20 10:52:24 ⋅ 2y No. 123011
>>123010 sad, i like your style
Russia Bernd 2021-09-20 22:59:28 ⋅ 2y No. 123100
Dithering is tricky dicky, Art Pole gets respects for mastering it.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-21 08:04:50 ⋅ 2y No. 123110
Russia Bernd 2021-09-22 07:44:21 ⋅ 2y No. 123154
Russia Bernd 2021-09-24 22:39:25 ⋅ 2y No. 123297
My local pickup place for online orders. Every time I show up they do a synchronous eye roll.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-24 22:56:45 ⋅ 2y No. 123299
They always try to hide behind the table on the right but it's small, so they would pull their heads in so that there is no eye contact at least. Pretending to be on computer, they will never greet you first. I can see why, though, many clients are absolute dickheads.
Germany Bernd 2021-09-25 02:52:12 ⋅ 2y No. 123305
>>123299 holy shit i wouldn't want to live in russia that sounds so terrible everyone just hating everyone outside lol
Russia Bernd 2021-09-25 16:08:54 ⋅ 2y No. 123311
>>123305 Yes, terrible place
Finland Bernd 2021-09-27 20:32:57 ⋅ 2y No. 123457
>>123299 That sounds depressing.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-27 21:15:43 ⋅ 2y No. 123459
>>123457 There is no joy without suffering.
Finland Bernd 2021-09-27 21:27:35 ⋅ 2y No. 123460
>>123459 How do You cope?
Russia Bernd 2021-09-27 21:33:19 ⋅ 2y No. 123461
>>123460 I'm exaggerating for artistic purposes, it is actually fine.
Finland Bernd 2021-09-27 21:35:49 ⋅ 2y No. 123462
>>123461 Good to hear things aren't so bad as they seem
Russia Bernd 2021-09-27 22:32:52 ⋅ 2y No. 123471
Helps to have good friends **that always sell**
Germany Bernd 2021-09-27 22:35:45 ⋅ 2y No. 123474
>>123471 Is that a depressed Mario?
Russia Bernd 2021-09-27 23:16:12 ⋅ 2y No. 123476
>>123474 No, it's a local pusher, Morio. The police won't search him when he rolls around the city on his skate for people with no legs.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-27 23:21:37 ⋅ 2y No. 123478
He is friends with Wonnie. Trying out new technique, looks kinda dirty which is perfect for me.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-28 10:19:19 ⋅ 2y No. 123491
>>123478 Noice
Germany Bernd 2021-09-28 10:25:00 ⋅ 2y No. 123492
>>123478 I see what you did.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-28 10:49:36 ⋅ 2y No. 123494
>>123492 yes that's it, fitting music lol
Russia Bernd 2021-09-30 22:26:50 ⋅ 2y No. 123668
Papa Ivan, look, I found my favourite toy! Remember I cried for 2 days when couldn't find it? Here is! I stole it from vodka seller. How did he get it?
Poland Bernd 2021-10-01 00:04:13 ⋅ 2y No. 123677
>>123668 nice
Spain Bernd 2021-10-01 09:03:48 ⋅ 2y No. 123704
Cool Threada
Russia Bernd 2021-10-04 22:45:53 ⋅ 2y No. 123984
Imagine the following is in a comic book format
Russia Bernd 2021-10-04 22:46:16 ⋅ 2y No. 123985
Russia Bernd 2021-10-04 22:46:26 ⋅ 2y No. 123986
Russia Bernd 2021-10-04 22:46:35 ⋅ 2y No. 123987
Russia Bernd 2021-10-04 22:46:47 ⋅ 2y No. 123988
Russia Bernd 2021-10-04 22:46:57 ⋅ 2y No. 123989
Russia Bernd 2021-10-04 22:47:07 ⋅ 2y No. 123990
Russia Bernd 2021-10-04 22:47:17 ⋅ 2y No. 123991
Russia Bernd 2021-10-04 22:47:26 ⋅ 2y No. 123992
Russia Bernd 2021-10-04 22:47:35 ⋅ 2y No. 123993
Russia Bernd 2021-10-04 22:47:53 ⋅ 2y No. 123994
Life will never be the same
Finland Bernd 2021-10-04 23:15:22 ⋅ 2y No. 123995
>>123994 Yesterday is dead.
Finland Bernd 2021-10-05 07:03:31 ⋅ 2y No. 124028
>>122640 Masterful and soulful
Russia Bernd 2021-10-05 18:21:11 ⋅ 2y No. 124087
Nautilus Apustilius
Finland Bernd 2021-10-05 18:50:26 ⋅ 2y No. 124091
>>124087 my ancestor
Russia Bernd 2021-10-06 08:38:33 ⋅ 2y No. 124140
Space invaders in my kitchen. Alternatively, "mum is doing disinfection".
Russia Bernd 2021-10-07 07:12:39 ⋅ 2y No. 124210
Russia Bernd 2021-10-07 07:23:40 ⋅ 2y No. 124214
This one might make a good avatar somewhere.
Russia Bernd 2021-10-08 22:17:27 ⋅ 2y No. 124413
I rate this movie: overrated shite in a bucket. Being an edgelord that I am drawing dead puppies and all, it is still too edgy for me. One of the first scenes is old man shitting and farting. Later on the young man is masturbating furiously with his sweaty face close up full screen. That's where I had to drop it.
Russia Bernd 2021-10-08 22:45:27 ⋅ 2y No. 124415
>>124413 i knew i shouldnt watch it
Slovenia Bernd 2021-10-08 23:52:44 ⋅ 2y No. 124426
>>124413 I still haven't watched that movie räet
Russia Bernd 2021-10-10 23:03:39 ⋅ 2y No. 124556
>>124426 Maybe you should. Go see it, form your own opinion. Costs pennies [spoiler]free[/spoiler].
Russia Bernd 2021-10-12 22:49:17 ⋅ 2y No. 124698
Can not capture his face fully
Germany Bernd 2021-10-13 13:32:54 ⋅ 2y No. 124726
>>124556 What is going on with the frog and the moleworf?
Russia Bernd 2021-10-14 17:16:35 ⋅ 2y No. 124771
Russia Bernd 2021-10-14 17:16:50 ⋅ 2y No. 124772
Russia Bernd 2021-10-14 17:17:07 ⋅ 2y No. 124773
Russia Bernd 2021-10-14 17:17:24 ⋅ 2y No. 124774
>>124726 friendship
Russia Bernd 2021-10-14 22:16:35 ⋅ 2y No. 124803
New drawing toy: watercolour pencils.
Russia Bernd 2021-10-15 11:53:41 ⋅ 2y No. 124841
>>124803 nice
Germany Bernd 2021-10-15 12:05:02 ⋅ 2y No. 124844
>>124803 CUTE
Russia Bernd 2021-10-19 22:32:18 ⋅ 2y No. 125104
Russia Bernd 2022-04-08 20:44:08 ⋅ 1y No. 145466
poopity doopity
Russia Bernd 2022-05-06 18:48:06 ⋅ 1y No. 147790
Italy Bernd 2022-05-06 21:04:58 ⋅ 1y No. 147794
eyy it's mah boi hoars
Russia Bernd 2022-05-12 06:57:32 ⋅ 1y No. 148249
>>147794 Why hello there, beautiful :3 You wanna have fun?