
I am fat and also black.

>>132281
Uh... based

based

>>132281
Yeah, I'm thinking based.

Based

Being overweight is very bad for your health.
t. dates a doctor

Based.
I am the nigger too
Picrelated is my face in snow


>>132302
>t. dates a doctor
Hot and based. I hope she helps you to burn a lot of calories every night [spoiler]:3[/spoiler]

>>132321
Last night she just blew and rode me so I hardly burned any.

>>132302
I hope the doctor checks your prostate every night
[spoiler] with his penis[/spoiler]

>>132329
>blew
Ew! Disgusting! Only dirty whores do that. And the perverted men who enjoy it don't care about their partner at all, seeing them just as a living fleshhole. Fellatios are only a notch better than urophagia.


>>132333
If I would get a gf I would never make her suck my cock.

>>132340
why not lol

>>132340
I didn't make her. She wanted to. She likes doing it and I'm not stopping her because it feels nice.

>>132342
it means she is suffering from severe emotional trauma in her past

>>132342
That's because she's a dirty whore.
What to expect from people having sex out of wedlock.

>>132370
I expect fun times.

>>132342
bitch watched to much porn

>>132341
Do you kiss your gf after her giving you a blowjob? Do you give her cunnilingus after vaginal sex? Do you eat your cum after masturbating? Would you autofellate yourself if you could?
If no, why? [spoiler]If yes, why?[/spoiler]

>>132386
She doesn't watch porn, actually.
>>132455
>Do you kiss your gf after her giving you a blowjob?
Yes. I don't see why not. There is nothing gross on her lips, not kissing her would be weird and I want to kiss her.
>Do you give her cunnilingus after vaginal sex?
Not yet and I'd prefer not to if we use a condom or if I already came inside her. Condoms often make a pussy smell/taste weird and I don't want to eat/lick cum.
>Do you eat your cum after masturbating?
No.
>Would you autofellate yourself if you could?
I'd certainly try, but I don't think I'd do it regularly.

>>132458
>Do you kiss your gf after her giving you a blowjob?
>Yes.
This means you are gay

>>132464
Do you shake hands with people you meet or have business with?

>>132466
Only after I close my eyes

>>132477
You don't mind that they jerked themselves off with these hands?

>>132478
But I don't kiss their hands

>>132479
You're jerking off with the same hand that touched their hand that touched their dick, though. You're basically rubbing penises with every man you see. That's gay.

>>132482
True gentleman don't spill their sperm on their hands = absolutely not gay

>>132483
Well, I didn't spill my sperm on the lips I kissed.

>>132484
it doesnt work like this
kissing lips that sucked a dick and absorbed sperm and you know it = gay
shaking hands when you pretend they are clean = not gay

>>132490
They don't absorb sperm. Skin is waterproof. And I have literally never spilled sperm on these lips anyway.

>>132491
it mixes with fluids and when you kiss someone who sucked a dick = you literally kiss that dick

>>132493
Ok. Now what?

>>132494
you are gay

>>132495
I'm having sex with a woman on a regular basis and you think I'm gay. I don't see how this is my problem.

>>132466
No, I don't shake hands with wankers.

>>132499
How can you tell?

>>132497
Well I see that if you kiss lips that sucked a dick voluntarily this definitely means you are not disgusted by sucking a real dick.

>>132532
Gross...