
kohlchan dood
wat nau?
Bernd
2022-12-31 14:50:22 ⋅ 2y
No. 246174
time to make polish threads about poland!!!!!!!!!

>>246174
I know absolutely nothing about Poland because nobody here posts about Poland, the only frequent Poleposter is only talking about anuses most of the time
Bernd
2022-12-31 14:56:19 ⋅ 2y
No. 246176
>>246175
exactly

>>246175
Why do you guys even read the anus thread if you don't want to read about anuses? It's beyond my understanding.

>>246177
>the anus thread
what fabled anus thread are you referring to

>>246177
It wasn’t about anuses originally


Seems like the 8channer pedos got so buttmad after we finally were able to get rid of them, that they fucked up the whole site. It's quite sad because last week nuKC was getting comfy and good like ogKC used to be. Threads had a lot of serious discussion and average posts got longer.

They are laughing at Bernds on their new board "that has REAL freedom of speech"
https://catchan.pk/kc/thread/704.html


>>246186
I understand. The site is filled with cp, but that thread is relatively safe.

>>246184
actually, it was Ernst.
There was even a thread about in on kc /b/ and there is still one on Ernst /b/ about it.

>>246190
Where are the proofs?
https://ernstchan.xyz/b/thread/64835

kohl is a containment board. It would be pretty bad for everybody if it went down permanently and all the insane people that frequent kohl spread over other imageboards.

>>246195
After the pedo ban kohlchan became quite comfy. No more shitty threads just good old fun and serious discussion

>>246198
You are exaggerating. Yes, without pedos the quality improved, but the majority of threads is still shit, because the majority of Bernds are retarded low IQ incel niggers.


>>246206
>Any idea why or how?
>why
because KC is a pedo cesspool or maybe plain hate
>how
DDOS most likely

>>246173
>wat nau?
Enjoy BG ofc

Pokknrs killed KohC

>>246212
Für Gott. Für Deutschland.

>>246208
Yeah it keeps popping back up off and on, seems like just another ddos, the screenshot seems to imply so too.
The ec thread made it sound much more..sinister and orchestrated.

>>246214
I am still wondering whether that Russian spoke the truth when he said a few months ago that KC was acquired by Kuz and is now hosted in Russia...

Dead forum

Visit krautchan.love for answers

>>246216
I think it would've been made more apparent by now. But, things have felt weird lately so who knows whats going on.
Why is kuz apparently so obsessed with wectern ibs anyways?

>>246221
he is a fsb glownigger autist schzo



>>246227
I'm gonna miss some Bernds (Moscow, Belarus, Norway, Iceland, Brazil, Austria, Australia). Hope, they will find their way here or to kc.love

>>246185
fucking 8chan pedos
https://wethenorthmarket.world/kc/

It's over

>>246234
Nobody uses this anyway and if I can't see it, idc

>>246227
Based

>>246228
Will postcard Bernd find his way too?
Btw I'm not fond of this board interface with loading screen and when clicking on the image, it enlarged instead of going to the breada. I want KC!
Dead forum on pokknr servers

>>246239
Last year he made a thread here for the Postcards.


Will kc users endure Juan and Pablo chat?

>>246243
the brown hands typed this

>>246182
Tell me about the 5 most important things about Poland that come to your mind

It's resuscitating and go to coma again and again.
Looks like a DDoS of some sort.
My bet is someone became really angry at mods there: it's not a snitch attack or some attempt to frame - at least that is good, I don't like rats.
But.. I wonder who's behind of that. Could it be a bitter Bernd as I think or is it an external foe?

>>246199
Most quality posters have been banned long ago. Unrelated example: I caught a provider-wide ban until March.

>>246248
Largest cavalry charge in human history (together with Germans)
Krakauer Wurst
Car stealings
Founded the Butthurt Belt mentality
Polandball

>>246249
>Looks like a DDoS of some sort.
But how did the attacker find out the server IP? KC uses cuckflare

>>246254
It's clear that it was the EC lefties, the q is whether KC will stay down. But, really, come the fuck on, the lefties were always the problem from the beginning, even before kohl, even before kraut. It's always the same modus operandi, they come out from nowhre, they get flamed and ridiculed, they become more and more and one day, suddenly, they have become mods and change the site forever. Short while after, the newcomers are now the majority, nobody can explain it. Site dies soon after.
I noticed this even in the very early 00s. Back when conspiracy theory sites were chic. Happened to a lot of them. But I told this story so often, I even tried to convince the MC mods to listen to me back when kohl was still young. They didn't listen. Nopbody does. Now the same thing is happening again.
Again, the only q is whether KC is gone for good or will shamble along zombie-like for a while.

>>246257
>MC Mods
KC Mods obviously.

>>246257
Proofs? Disgruntled pedos are the far more likely cause.

>>246259
Newfag pedos somehow, coincidentally using the same MO as lefty site destroyers from 20 years ago? Doubtful, but ofc, I can't prove anything (how even?)-

>>246263
>the same MO as lefty site destroyers
There is not much "MO" to begin with, literally everyone could DDOS any site, not only lefties are doing that

>>246264
Have you read my post? Are you just ignoring the downward spiral of KC in the last months now? Why?

>>246266
>Are you just ignoring the downward spiral of KC in the last months now?
The pedo menace? No, I don't ignore that at all.

>>246268
Are you playing dumb now or something? Holy fuck. Feel free to stop responding.

>>246254
Cloudflare isnt that hard to bypass apparently

KC was horribly raped by a DDOS.

KC works again

>>246278
No it's broken, only works with cloudlfare cache

>>246279
No, I just posted

Pedos blown the fuck out!
Requesting the picture and video of that shaking bulbhead nonce btw.

>>246281
Only can provide vid related

>>246282
>i cant breef
lmao

>>246280
Bullshit it's still down. Why do you lie, Bernd?

>>246286
I could make like one post, now it barely works again

>>246287
Shut up.


>>246257
100% this.
The development on /b/ was even more dramatic than /int/
It's very sad but Kohlchan has to die since it is terminally ill.

>>246290
No way

>>246289
It's just the last version Cloudflare has cached from hours ago. You can't post or anything. The backend server is dead.

The pedos raped us like a 12 year old loli.

What happened?
t. resident of bernd.group

>>246295
Mods started banning pedo threads and pedos got even with a DDOS attack on NYE forcing KC down.

>>246287
I've created a thread.
And even bumped it.
It only took me about 5 hours of attempt to get to KC every 10 minutes or so to do that.
Persistent will find the Heaven!

>>246257
Are you dumb? It's butthurt pedos who are responsible because they are not allowed to post their little girl threads anymore, see https://wethenorthmarket.world/kc/
And I absolutely don't give a shit about le evil leftists, this has never been a problem because they are a quiet minority who is capable of talking about non-political topics and creating non-political content, unlike their counterparts who can't stop ranting about Jews and tranny niggers on every single occasion out of nowhere. Pedos and the constantly increasing number of 8chan refugees, poltards, conspiracy schizos and edgy teenagers always was the worst KC had to offer

Helmut is on it

>>246300
krautplausch

>The time has come. A whole year of decomposition work is coming to an end. On 31.12.2022 the KC decomposition group strikes the final blow against KC. KC will no longer exist as of 01.01.2023. We have worked our way up over the years, sucked up, done frens and hitled together. We've pulled, requested and contributed code and it's been worth it. We will shut down KC around 23:59. KC will never come back online after that, we have made preparations for that.
Its over!

>>246302
Bruder, you're late to the party

>>246302
is this real?
it's hard to believe Ernst is that based

>>246304
Cannot be confirmed. Obviously a DDOS, but whether the attacker are the pedos, BKA or Ernst is not clear

>>246299
Do you think what happened to Ernst is better?

>>246305
It's Helmut himself
t. conspiracy pro

>>246307
What happened to Ernst?

RIP KC

will there be a designated refugee board. also i don't like the layout/style on bernd group, Im too resistant to change

>>246317
Then go to https://krautchan.love/int/catalog.html

>>246317
https://endchan.org/kc/

>>246320
cringe

>>246321
old kc>nu kc

>>246322
Everything is shit, doesn't matter if old or new. Maybe old shit smells less bad after some time

>>246323
>Everything is shit
You're depressed. Take some LSD and listen to good music.

>>246318
It's dead too, ihor activated captchas and captchas don't work.

>>246328
They work. Are you retarded?

>>246329
not for me

>>246326
LSD would make me more depressed because it would only intensify the understanding of the absurdity of everything being shit

>>246332
I have the same issue, captcha is not loading and considering there haven't been made any new posts recently it's probably the same for everyone

>>246334
last post was 47 minutes ago by catalan bernd.
it's over

>>246335
It started getting cringe anyways, bad people arriving. Surprised they didn't make it here

>>246184
How did they do it?

Beginning next year, when the industry starts wörking again Germany will face massive energy shortages and longer blackouts will ensure.
The Government knows this and now tries to disable platforms where resistance could form
t. knower

Im butthurt because the ukraine war threads also new year was the only real cosy time on KC

>>246339
>ukraine war threads
>cosy
Just go to reddit same shit only less Ukrainian schizos.

This post killed the KC

>>246354
I dont like reddit

Helmut is probably doing Kein shits instead of fixing KC.
What a loser.


>>246400
It's fake

>>246355
Don't let him on BG.

>>246412
Every Tex is a GayTex

>>246413
did he offer to show you his gun?

>>246413
I knew there were a dozen Texasballs before I quit pedoKC for good. So this "every Texas is gaytex" thing is the very reason he needs to be expelled from the Bernd Kingdom. He's an attentionwhore and not a good or funny one either.

Can we finally be rid of paedos?
This place structure is utter shit though

RIP Barbara Walters

>>246355
Of course it was gaytex

Is helmut saying anything on the IRC?
Similar things have happened before in the past and it was because mongodb stopped running, so the service simply has to be started against.
Is it really a ddos? I would need some proofs, other than the funny video proxy-bernd made

>>246446
Who cares? You knowing the cause of KC‘s problems wouldn’t change shit. Either it will be up again in the next days or it won’t. Nothing you can do about that anyway.

>>246446
Several r*ssian cities got attacked by Ukrainian missiles on new year eve
very unpleasant happening so any platform infiltrated by pork got shut down
KhC will be back online tomorrow or 2 - 3 days tops

>>246449
Proof?

>>246450
They will ensue

there is hope after all

>>246447
Nigga. That's the gayest shit I've ever read

>>246486
A cucked germ at its best

>>246489
Countryballflagging won't make you less any gay lol, pathetic loser


>>246399
Didn't Helmut disappear? I doubt they would have banned nonces with Helmut still around, he's the biggest pedo there is.

We were running a bit fine for a few minutes, now it looks like it's down again

God dammit, what was the point of this social media account

>>246299
>lefties arent a problem they're so cool and calm haha now im just a normal bernd like you but its those GODDAMN SCHIZOS, RACISTS, POLTARDS, AND EDGY POSTERS who are the REAL PROBLEM!
you are literally that old sjw mask meme

>>246523
Nah he's still around he just doesn't post at all anymore. If you email him he always responds

I hope it dies for good, and takes any logs of me ever visiting that pedosite with it into oblivion.
Frequenting that place is a sure way to get yourself be put on some kind of a watchlist, especially in our of ever growing surveillance society. They won't care if you only went there for the Ukraine threads or whatever. At some point in the future having your IP and shit associated with pedosites won't do you any favors, even if you never get actually prosecuted and thrown to prison.

https://krautchan.love/overboard.html

>>246572
I HAVE FIXED THAT

>>246573
Fix your head next, Ihor.

Seems to work again

>>246548
I once tried to make a thread about Pentti Linkola, but because one of the quotes had "social justice" in it, the whole thread devolved to schizos telling me that Pentti Linkola is a malthusian, tranny, communist, zionist, jewish, etc.
I have never seen lefties on boards get so butthurt over one term. On Twitter maybe, but god-damn these fucking Qtard schizos only need a one trigger and the whole thread devolves into their ranting.

How did other Bernds like the influx of the kohlbernds, yesterday?
I disliked it a bit tbh. It made the board less cozy and the additional posts mostly weren't worth reading.

>>246633
I'm a regular on both boards. How do you like my threads?

>>246635
You could put in a little more effort tbh.
6/10

>>246630
Because you're either a newfag, never venture anywhere else, or a liar. Back on kraut before most open leftoids fucked off to ernst you could hardly make a thread even vaguely related to politics or history without some faggot showing up throwing shit everywhere and screeching about blumpftards. There was an ameriball or two who were the worst when it came to this.
>qtard schizos
The fuck are you on about?

>>246639
Dude.. I have been on KC since 2008... Please stop

>>246641
Dude.. I have been on KC since 2023... Please stop

>>246334
>it's probably the same for everyone
It is

>>246609
It's still down.
Wtf is going on

Пидорашки, как сосётся?

>>246446
Ah, I see. It might actually be proxy-bernd. I actually liked him, still do, so I am willing to overlook this as long as this doesn't push Helmut over the edge and make him give up on kohlchan

Fucking hell, there's no imageboard you can go without low-IQ niggers, retard schizos, and butthurt incels ruining everything, is there?

>>246677
imageboard culture doe

>>246677
turn time back and lurk KC 10 years ago


>>246677
So it seems.

>>246630
>I have never seen lefties on boards get so butthurt over one term. On Twitter maybe, but god-damn these fucking Qtard schizos only need a one trigger and the whole thread devolves into their ranting.
These are the guys that posted on kohlchan.

>>246630
>but because one of the quotes had "social justice" in it, the whole thread devolved to schizos telling me that Pentti Linkola is a malthusian, tranny, communist, zionist, jewish, etc.
Based.

>>246630
Most of this comes from the conspiracy theories (which are probably true, given what I know) that the elites want global depopulation. What the Qtard-tier schizos fail to realize is that it's unironically a good thing, and that Kaczynski and Linkola were right about everything.
I will say personally that we should strive towards an archeofuturist society, so that we can have responsible technological development while living in a far more man-centered society (as opposed to one of abstract, Byzantine systems).

It's fucked


Kiddy diddlers are chimping out because they can't post their cp anymore
Macabre

How do you feel about synchronicity?

It's kind of cozy here. I might just stay.

>>246712
mandela effect pleas.
Its obvious this green mouse was not there back then

>>246713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2KyebGYfu0

>>246713
There is no way to proof

>>246575
Russian subhumans's opinions bodoy asked