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Bernd 2023-03-24 23:57:04 ⋅ 2y No. 262498

Just had a horrible diahrrea explosion, and hows your day, Bernd?

Bernd 2023-03-25 00:08:42 ⋅ 2y No. 262499

it's over america is subverting russia from within

Bernd 2023-03-25 00:44:22 ⋅ 2y No. 262502

What did you eat?

Bernd 2023-03-25 09:29:18 ⋅ 2y No. 262556

i having a terrible hangover and feel extreme shame because i probably kept whole my block awake till morning singing Visotskiy and Elvis songs with my alco friend. I also spent like 100$ yesterday and my fringe is full of alcohol i ave strong urge to throw away

Bernd 2023-03-25 09:50:16 ⋅ 2y No. 262558

>>262556 no one called the cops on you?

Bernd 2023-03-25 12:22:59 ⋅ 2y No. 262567

>>262558 no, but im afraid we will have a talk later about my behavior, if they come i will gift them those two bottles of cheap cognac i bought yesterday. good thing i live in a corner of building and have only two neighbors god im such a nigger, and i feel bad physically and morally. Funniest part that i always get turbomad on neibors when i hear even slightest noise

Bernd 2023-03-25 12:30:44 ⋅ 2y No. 262568

>>262567 well, at least you feel bad, so there's hope for you yet; maybe you should go and apologize to your neighbors instead of waiting for them to come? I think they would appreciate that

Bernd 2023-03-25 13:49:12 ⋅ 2y No. 262580

>>262556 such cases

Bernd 2023-03-25 16:03:38 ⋅ 2y No. 262601

>>262568 nah, this would be weird

Bernd 2023-03-25 16:07:57 ⋅ 2y No. 262603

>>262601 apologizing when you've done something wrong isn't weird

Bernd 2023-03-25 16:10:21 ⋅ 2y No. 262604

>>262603 it is weird if you live in atomised society where neighbors dont even know each other

Bernd 2023-03-25 16:56:55 ⋅ 2y No. 262611

>>262604 You mean you don't live like this in Russia?!

Bernd 2023-03-25 18:20:00 ⋅ 2y No. 262615

Trying to design my future aluminum bed. So far I'm not convinced.

Bernd 2023-03-25 19:29:08 ⋅ 2y No. 262616

>>262611 this is most nonrussian looking houses, bro

Bernd 2023-03-25 19:51:45 ⋅ 2y No. 262622

>>262604 so why do you think they would come and complain if they haven't done it when you were actually being loud? >>262615 you're going to stub your toes

Bernd 2023-03-26 15:58:30 ⋅ 2y No. 262723

>>262622 The bad thing about the bottom bar is that is makes it hard to clean. The good thing it that it would keep the dirt under the bed when I don't clean under it at all.

Bernd 2023-03-26 16:03:11 ⋅ 2y No. 262724

>>262611 wtf, puccian zoomers seem to think you live like this tho

Bernd 2023-03-26 19:30:30 ⋅ 2y No. 262743

>>262723 you should make it tall enough so your legs dangle from the bed when you're sitting on it

Bernd 2023-03-26 20:34:14 ⋅ 2y No. 262749

>>262743 My first bed was ~1m tall because I thought it would be smart to make it as high as possible and use the space underneath it as storage space. With this height I could put big boxes on rollers underneath the bed and roll them out when I needed something out of them. This worked well in my first two flats. Currently I live beneath the roof and a high bed means that I can't put it directly to the wall because of the slope of the roof. Also a bed that is higher than the window sill means that neighbors can theoretically watch you lie in your bed. I don't sleep with curtains because I want to be woken up by sunlight if possible. I sawed my bed in half because of this but this destabilized my construction so much that it currently makes creaks when I lie down in it. That's why I want to replace it. But not with a tall bed against.

Bernd 2023-03-26 21:09:34 ⋅ 2y No. 262751

>>262749 > I don't sleep with curtains because I want to be woken up by sunlight if possible. doesn't light from street lamps annoy you at night?

Bernd 2023-03-26 22:09:16 ⋅ 2y No. 262759

>>262498 Well, I don't complain. I'm waiting for the holidays to take a very needed vacation of 2 weeks.

Bernd 2023-03-27 05:52:24 ⋅ 2y No. 262816

>>262498 same reason: unfiltered beer + fizzy + lots of sweets

Bernd 2023-03-27 15:47:38 ⋅ 2y No. 262848

>>262751 There is no direct light from the street lamps into the window. It's never completely dark but I don't need complete darkness to fall asleep. I wonder if I should add a headrest. But this would have tremendous leverage onto the back so it would need a lot of support. Also I would have to think of something to cover it since I can*t just make it out of aluminum bars. Also I wonder if adjustable bed slats is something I would like to have. My current ones are just flat and very stiff.

Bernd 2023-03-27 16:35:43 ⋅ 2y No. 262854

>>262848 you should try sleeping in total darkness, it's great; the only downside is feeling like you've been hit with a baseball bat in the head when you wake up 12 hours later (that's why I only do it on weekends) would sleeping with elevated head and upper back be comfortable?

Bernd 2023-03-27 16:47:35 ⋅ 2y No. 262857

>>262854 >total darkness Are you not afraid of the kohl slug?

Bernd 2023-03-27 16:51:43 ⋅ 2y No. 262860

>>262857 no, it's afraid of me

Bernd 2023-03-27 16:55:51 ⋅ 2y No. 262861

>>262854 I might try this. Will you take responsibility if I oversleep and come too late to wörk because of this?

Bernd 2023-03-27 17:03:04 ⋅ 2y No. 262862

>>262861 yes, I'll even call your boss and explain how you should be excused because it's all my fault but I strongly recommend trying this on a day when you can sleep in (and don't set any alarms, just wake up on your own)

Bernd 2023-03-27 17:27:48 ⋅ 2y No. 262864

>>262862 Why would i want to feel like I‘ve been hit with a baseball bat?

Bernd 2023-03-27 17:57:17 ⋅ 2y No. 262866

>>262864 you wouldn't, but the quality of sleep is great and if you're lucky you're going to have the weirdest dreams, so it's worth a little headache

Bernd 2023-03-27 18:12:12 ⋅ 2y No. 262867

i got a job, i feel sad :(

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:49:09 ⋅ 2y No. 262986

>>262866 How to you deal with the heat in summer? You can‘t envelope yourself in complete darkness when the window is open.

Bernd 2023-03-28 14:58:42 ⋅ 2y No. 262989

>>262986 in summer months I sleep with an open window and a fan blowing on my legs, obviously that means letting some light in, but I don't really mind since I don't need total darkness to sleep; I could always get a sleep mask but I'm not convinced it wouldn't give me wrinkles

Bernd 2023-03-29 22:23:15 ⋅ 2y No. 263197

I had a mild shart in bed this morning. 2nd time in month this happened

Bernd 2023-03-29 23:46:40 ⋅ 2y No. 263201

fix your diets, retards

Bernd 2023-03-30 17:04:32 ⋅ 2y No. 263325

>>262989 Kys

Bernd 2023-03-30 17:04:38 ⋅ 2y No. 263326

>>263201 Kys

Bernd 2023-03-30 17:04:43 ⋅ 2y No. 263327

>>263197 Kys

Bernd 2023-03-30 17:04:51 ⋅ 2y No. 263328

>>263201 Kys

Bernd 2023-04-02 17:16:10 ⋅ 2y No. 263980

>>262723 I feel like I still need more storage space. So my current plan is to make it so that I can slide 8 of these plastic boxes underneath my bed on aluminum rails. This should be plenty of storage space for my needs for the next couple of years. Also this feature makes the design look way more interesting than my initial attempts.

Bernd 2023-04-02 17:51:51 ⋅ 2y No. 263991

>>263980 why do you need so much storage?

Bernd 2023-04-02 18:01:47 ⋅ 2y No. 263992

>>263991 I think I have way more tools than normal people. Since I got my car I had to get more than one big box of stuff so I can change oil and braking fluids myself. Also soldering station, dremel, screws, cables, lots of woodworking tools. I already threw away tons of electronics stuff since I didn't do any microcontroller stuff anymore since I left university. Lots of people have their shit under the roof or in the cellar but I prefer to have it in my flat so I can easily fetch it whenever I need something.

Bernd 2023-04-03 20:09:44 ⋅ 2y No. 264142

>>262498 sames

Bernd 2023-04-03 20:11:26 ⋅ 2y No. 264143

>>263325 >>263326 >>263327 >>263328 X_X >>262816 Butt status: explodenigs again also, transparent piss blyat

Bernd 2023-04-03 20:13:53 ⋅ 2y No. 264145

>>263980 I have a 4 bookshelves occubied by mom's books. inb4 declutter: ANTIQUE. can't throw away so, my plan is to buy metal corners to reattach da shelves this way, i will make less unused space and more useful space for bottom shelves (bottles, jars, blahajs maybe)

Bernd 2023-04-05 16:33:23 ⋅ 2y No. 264398

>>263980 I do like the design of this probably the most. But the H-shaped structures will take up loads of connectors. Instead of doing 4x2 boxes I could also put 3x3 boxed beneath the bed (1.png). This would be the cheapest option because it takes way less connectors and less aluminum rails. But it looks a little plain. Also it would be harder to get to all the boxes from one side of the bed, when I put in three per rail. The compromise would be 2.png with still 4x2 boxes but only one H-shaped structure. What should I do?

Bernd 2023-04-05 16:54:10 ⋅ 2y No. 264402

>>264398 don't you need a piece of aluminum running down the middle to support the mattress?

Bernd 2023-04-05 17:38:37 ⋅ 2y No. 264408

>>264402 I want to use the wooden slatted frame that I made for my current bed that I'll just put onto the aluminum lip around the edges of the bedframe. I doubt that it would be the ideal choice to make this from aluminum because aluminum tends to bend instead of springing back. Hence, I would have to make it very stiff which required lots of aluminum making it expensive and removing any springyness which typical slatted frames have.

Bernd 2023-04-19 15:55:23 ⋅ 2y No. 266848

>>264408 This is the final design. It consists of 62 aluminum profiles and ~150 connectors. r8

Bernd 2023-04-19 16:10:23 ⋅ 2y No. 266852

>>266848 rated

Bernd 2023-04-19 16:12:19 ⋅ 2y No. 266854

>>266852 thx

Bernd 2023-04-19 18:19:54 ⋅ 2y No. 266885

>>266848 when are you going to build it?

Bernd 2023-04-19 18:42:59 ⋅ 2y No. 266891

>>266885 I will order the aluminum in ans week or so. I don't know how fast the'll ship. My first order was shipped in a day but another took 2 weeks to arrive. So I will start earliest in about two weeks. I guess it will take me at least two full days to build it. Also you forgot to r8 it. Pls r8.

Bernd 2023-04-19 19:41:36 ⋅ 2y No. 266896

>>266891 don't you need a little helper? I'll hold off my judgement until it's done

Bernd 2023-04-19 19:49:51 ⋅ 2y No. 266897

>>266896 I would prefer if you would just straight up tell me that you don't like it instead of weaseling around it.

Bernd 2023-04-19 19:56:26 ⋅ 2y No. 266898

>>266897 oh, believe me, I would; I just don't want praises going straight to your head so you become vain