Defecating might be the most disgusting and cringy thing our bodies do
Unlike some other species feces like guinea pigs/hamster, wich are single shaped and not so smelly, human feces comes in different shapes, and has a disgusting smell (plus the might have different colors depending on what you eat)
Compared to peeing, it takes around 5 to 10 minutes to expell your feces (plus cleaning, wich also generates an spent on toilet papper), while peeing only takes seconds and all you need is your benis/clitt
Also, pee can be treated easily with a few chemicals, poop need special treament plants wich are expensive and hard to build, this is why most coast cities preffer to throw the shit to the sea wich also pollutes the enviroment, just imagine that you might be swimming/drinking on water that had shit floating on it a few days ago
So, do you have any solutions to this problem? In my opinion material food should be replaced with liquids/pills wich contains all the nutrients our bodies need
Bernd
2023-08-04 07:09:15 ⋅ 1y
No. 281743
I'm done shittings in 2 minutes max
Squatshitting helps a lot (also don't have to wipe)
Bernd
2023-08-04 07:26:51 ⋅ 1y
No. 281744
I love my morning shittenings. a great way to start my day
Bernd
2023-08-04 09:02:49 ⋅ 1y
No. 281750
>>281743
>Squatshitting
Like literally squatting over a hole in the floor? Interesting, I never tried that as I've only ever shat in westeen style throne toilets
Bernd
2023-08-04 13:24:06 ⋅ 1y
No. 281761
quite right OP
in my futuristic pipe dreams future humans will be engineered to have more aeathetic shit
Bernd
2023-08-04 13:25:50 ⋅ 1y
No. 281763
>So, do you have any solutions to this problem? In my opinion material food should be replaced with liquids/pills wich contains all the nutrients our bodies need
se would still need to shit out gut bacteria which make up a third of our shit iirc in the current system of things
Bernd
2023-08-04 14:39:37 ⋅ 1y
No. 281765
Eat more raw vegetables to get solid shits that won't smear everywhere. Eg start eating one raw carrot everyday and you will see massive improvements in the consistency.
Bernd
2023-08-04 16:18:06 ⋅ 1y
No. 281776
>>281742
> it takes around 5 to 10 minutes to expell your feces
are you okay?
Bernd
2023-08-04 16:55:10 ⋅ 1y
No. 281779
>>281750
you can use a stool to squat over a regular toilet bowl. but yes the japanese style toilets are objectively superior. both easier to shit and easier to clean. it's about the angle, it opens up your angus better for smoother expellings.
Bernd
2023-08-04 16:58:19 ⋅ 1y
No. 281780
>>281779
You can reach the same angle by just leaning your upper body forwards. No need to squat.
Bernd
2023-08-04 17:25:38 ⋅ 1y
No. 281783
>>281780
Kind of but there's still the difference in how you rest your weight (tension in legs vs tension in arse) + angus not being straight downwards = gravity not assisting
just leaning forwards gets half the job done but properly squatting is better
Bernd
2023-08-04 17:39:55 ⋅ 1y
No. 281784
we are talking about anal sex right? this conversation is all in code?
Bernd
2023-08-04 18:28:22 ⋅ 1y
No. 281788
>>281784
Solutione = yaoi hole surgery.
Bernd
2023-08-04 19:21:14 ⋅ 1y
No. 281798
>>281742
>peeing [...] all you need is [...] clitt
Bernd
2023-08-04 19:28:31 ⋅ 1y
No. 281802
>>281742
>Compared to peeing, it takes around 5 to 10 minutes to expell your feces
WHAT 10 MINUTES GOD DAMN YOU CONSTIPATED CHEESE EATERS 🤣
Bernd
2023-08-04 19:29:54 ⋅ 1y
No. 281803
>>281798
I love how no one pointed it out before
Bernd
2023-08-04 19:30:31 ⋅ 1y
No. 281804
>>281779
just stop eating cammenbert and then your poop will wanna come out.
lol if you shat on the floor it would make a loud sound like a tuning fork because of how solid your poop probably is.
Bernd
2023-08-04 20:02:31 ⋅ 1y
No. 281808
>>281803
i think women use the clit to aim the direction of pee. they don't have the luxurious handle to direct the flow of pee, they have a trackpoint
Bernd
2023-08-04 20:07:21 ⋅ 1y
No. 281809
>>281808
that would be cool, but pee comes out of the urethra so it's not even close
Bernd
2023-08-04 20:39:16 ⋅ 1y
No. 281811
>>281809
the tissue is strechy, dragging it upward at the clit might move the stream up and also touching the clit probably feels fun to do. they probably just paw the whole area above where they pee and pinch it sideways to make the pee steam go to the left.
having to sit for every pee seems annoying.
Bernd
2023-08-04 20:52:35 ⋅ 1y
No. 281812
After all this vagina talk, let's return to the anal fixation.
The topic of wiping also not explored enough.
Bernd
2023-08-04 21:01:10 ⋅ 1y
No. 281813
>>281808
I have to note this made me imagine busty women with large clits could use their aforementioned bodyparts as ironsight to aim when pissing.
Bernd
2023-08-04 21:17:18 ⋅ 1y
No. 281817
>>281811
that's how you get pee on your hand
Bernd
2023-08-04 21:30:31 ⋅ 1y
No. 281819
>>281817
>that's how you get pee on your hand
sounds like you are pulling too hard in your imagination. i've seen this in peeing videos, they can somewhat use it like a joystick. damn imagine having this stinky hole to take care of. most of the women probably don't even douche with healing tea.
german women probably douche with the runoff from cooking sausage; wurstwasser.
Bernd
2023-08-04 21:41:57 ⋅ 1y
No. 281820
>>281819
> peeing videos
> stinky hole
> douching with sausage water
I don't even know what to say, but you are a very amusing person
seriously though, vagina should not be douched as it's self-cleaning and it's definitely not a good idea to pour anything inside of it
Bernd
2023-08-04 21:52:14 ⋅ 1y
No. 281821
>>281820
>seriously though, vagina should not be douched as it's self-cleaning and it's definitely not a good idea to pour anything inside of it
it would be self cleaning if the woman ate according to her species but most don't and those who don't require some additional maintenance. there are herbal healing teas that help deal with the fungal and bacterial problems as well as help to clean out. if they would be eating fruit then when they have their period they would barely bleed at all, maybe just a few drops of blood total.
this week while being on van trips i have seen a tampon lay on the street, it was very short, unused and very thick.
how nasty the period has to be for fat women. they probably bleed so much that the regular tampon can't contain all the blood that wants to run out of the plus sized vagina 🤮
Bernd
2023-08-04 22:26:32 ⋅ 1y
No. 281825
>>281821
period is basically the uterus shedding its lining tissue so it doesn't matter if the person is fat or not - your internal organs don't magically grow when you gain weight; the amount of blood also isn't dependant on the diet
seeing a tampon must've been a very traumatizing experience
Bernd
2023-08-04 22:47:11 ⋅ 1y
No. 281826
>>281825
Do you have polish female look.
Bernd
2023-08-04 22:53:17 ⋅ 1y
No. 281827
Bernd
2023-08-04 23:41:04 ⋅ 1y
No. 281828
>>281802
i love eating cheese and then smoking a bit fat fuckin rock and shitting all over the chest of a cute puerto rican whooaaaa
i had to compromise in the can
Bernd
2023-08-05 00:18:19 ⋅ 1y
No. 281830
Stop poopshaming cheese you vegan bum drillers, cheese is good for your gut flora besides I can't think of a more tasty thing than cheese in the world and there is thousands of different cheese variations
Bernd
2023-08-05 04:02:29 ⋅ 1y
No. 281838
Why do pole females have that look.
Bernd
2023-08-05 04:21:50 ⋅ 1y
No. 281839
>>281838
Because they want to have sex with me
Bernd
2023-08-05 04:30:53 ⋅ 1y
No. 281840
>>281839
z00za...
Bernd
2023-08-05 05:44:37 ⋅ 1y
No. 281843
>>281840
Say that again to my fucking face
Bernd
2023-08-05 07:54:44 ⋅ 1y
No. 281847
>>281825
>period is basically the uterus shedding its lining tissue so it doesn't matter if the person is fat or not
well there is more lining, more surface to cover when someone is fat so that's wrong.
>your internal organs don't magically grow when you gain weight;
that's wrong too. ever seen these men with the bellies so fat that they look like a tensioned drum? their organs very much swell; maybe not always.
>the amount of blood also isn't dependant on the diet
you don't understand diet though, there is quite a lot depending on it that you have no idea about because it has never been discussed in a spider man movie. if one diet would result in less bleeding then another, you wouldn't know about it. women wouldn't tell you and you don't care about the topic so you don't spend time in places where such a news would reach you.
Bernd
2023-08-05 07:56:23 ⋅ 1y
No. 281848
>>281830
>cheese is good for your
doctor because when you get sick, he gets to do complicated shit on you that pays him well. meanwhile it makes you fat and ugly.
Bernd
2023-08-05 08:35:33 ⋅ 1y
No. 281850
>>281839
can confirm
>>281847
your lack of understanding of basic human anatomy in concerning to say the least and it makes me wonder how it's even possible that the educational system failed you so much
but let's get on the fecal track as the Hungarian Bernd requested earlier - have you heard about period poop?
Bernd
2023-08-05 11:00:16 ⋅ 1y
No. 281854
>>281830
Agreed. We have few literal countries of cheeseaters which don't have higher sickness and obesity rates so the cheeseshaming is totally unjustified. Cheese is also one of the few ways to reduce your meat consumption without having blood and brain problems as this veggie jars german has.
Bernd
2023-08-05 11:41:43 ⋅ 1y
No. 281857
Bernd
2023-08-05 12:12:59 ⋅ 1y
No. 281859
>>281857
He is also right about fruitarians having less strong periods.
>https://theveganreview.com/how-does-veganism-affect-periods-and-the-menstrual-cycle/
>“Many vegans have shorter periods than the average. This could be down to low iron levels or lower BMIs.”
Bernd
2023-08-05 12:29:39 ⋅ 1y
No. 281860
>>281857
his original claim is still wrong
> how nasty the period has to be for fat women. they probably bleed so much that the regular tampon can't contain all the blood that wants to run out of the plus sized vagina
>>281859
okay, that makes sense, but it's not what he said
> if they would be eating fruit then when they have their period they would barely bleed at all, maybe just a few drops of blood total.
I guess my response to him should be more precise, as diet doesn't have such a radical influence on the volume of the period blood as he claimed (except for anorexics I guess, since they usually lose periods completely, but does anorexia count as a diet? I think not)
Bernd
2023-08-05 14:16:39 ⋅ 1y
No. 281875
>>281850
all your picture proves is that bones don't grow when someone is getting fat.
Bernd
2023-08-05 14:22:09 ⋅ 1y
No. 281876
e.: smoking weed currently, i dunno who this was meant for anymore
this is what would happen to you when you tried to get on the magical cloud, you'd fall through and hurt yourself.
Bernd
2023-08-05 14:31:59 ⋅ 1y
No. 281878
>>281860
> how nasty the period has to be for fat women. they probably bleed so much that the regular tampon can't contain all the blood that wants to run out of the plus sized vagina
i fucked a young woman who was bmi 25 maybe. i don't think she had much sex in her life, she wasn't attractive, though she had a child that she had through c-section (she claims this means her yooni remained unafected because of the pregnancy; might not be true, i never investigated further) and while the benis was in her, it just was so spacious... i would have never been able to cum in such a loose trench. no chance. i could have fucked her for hours and hours and never cum from it, even though i was young and horny. i dunno was very disappointed. i did not have much experience with bigger women after that but from this very limited samplesize i tend to believe there would be A CONSIDERABLY BIGGER HOLE-SURFACE.
Bernd
2023-08-05 14:51:00 ⋅ 1y
No. 281882
>>281878
okay, now you've done it, I refuse to believe you're being serious
Bernd
2023-08-05 14:59:23 ⋅ 1y
No. 281883
>>281882
there are vagina doctors. they are the only ones who can really know.
Bernd
2023-08-05 18:38:17 ⋅ 1y
No. 281905
>>281742
>human feces comes in different shapes, and has a disgusting smell
not always though.
that's entierly depending on what you eat. i have heard stories from people who went to raw food conventions and they shared the bathroom with normies who had some seminar at the same convention center. they kept talking about how bad the normies made the bathroom smell while the raw food barely stinks.
i've told the story before, when i eat exceptionally clean (lets say only raw fruits and vegetables for one week), then my poop and my farts PLEASANTLY smells like someone is cooking a fresh vegetable stew. it doesn't smell like shit. it has the disgusting feces smell missing and only smells like soup. i'd be very surprized if normies understood that this is possible.
if i stood next to op and farted while having eaten nothing but fresh vegetables for a weak, OP would never even consider this being a fart, he'd start to sniff and wonder if someone is cooking vegetable stock. that's how undisgusting the human body has the potential to be.
Bernd
2023-08-05 19:09:04 ⋅ 1y
No. 281908
How difficult would it be to get energy from electricity for a human being?
Bernd
2023-08-05 19:57:22 ⋅ 1y
No. 281912
>>281908
WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN??!!
Bernd
2023-08-05 20:02:47 ⋅ 1y
No. 281914
>>281908
Energy isn't the problem. You can easily satisfy your caloric need by just drinking sugary drinks or even an infusion. But you also need proteins and such to maintain your body.
It might be possible to just live off liquids without any fibre to reduce how often you have to shit. But even then your body will still produce metabolic waste that has to get out.
Bernd
2023-08-05 20:08:12 ⋅ 1y
No. 281915
>>281914
> But you also need proteins and such to maintain your body.
have you tried not believing in proteins?
Bernd
2023-08-05 20:10:01 ⋅ 1y
No. 281916
Bernd
2023-08-05 20:44:22 ⋅ 1y
No. 281919
>>281914
I thought we need proteins to dissipate them and convert into energy later, don't we? Also probably for growth and reconstruction but I'm talking about grown up non-injured people.
Bernd
2023-08-05 21:03:27 ⋅ 1y
No. 281920
>>281919
Proteins are composed of amino acids and amino acids are what your whole body is made of. You DNA actually just encodes how to chain amino acids together to form different proteins. That is all that it does.
Your body is constantly rebuilding itself. Most of the cells in your body are replaced by new ones within a year. There is a treatment where the doctors shut down your body's capability to rebuild itself. It's called chemotherapy. You can read up how nice this feels.
Bernd
2023-08-05 21:19:28 ⋅ 1y
No. 281921
>>281905
>chomps on raw onion like apples
Bernd
2023-08-05 21:53:00 ⋅ 1y
No. 281923
>>281914
>It might be possible to just live off liquids without any fibre to reduce how often you have to shit. But even then your body will still produce metabolic waste that has to get out.
as far as i understand it there is metabolic waste made by what kind of food is burned in the cell and that is minimal from proper diet. i've done the experiment of only watermelon juice. if i am not confusing anything there is also metabolic waste from using your muscles. lactic acid.
when all you have is the metabolic waste from lactic acid, you'd have to make some really isolated training to have it ever be an issue because when you use your muscles you also transport off the metabolic waste.
maybe when you use the car to go to the gym and just train isolated muscles like bizeps and ignore everything else then lactic acid could become problematic. lol some body builders eat so many calories that they have to stand up and remain inanimate for 20 minutes because they eat so much, if they move, the digestion fails and they puke. they put so much rice in their body that just walking a few steps makes them puke.
Bernd
2023-08-05 21:53:25 ⋅ 1y
No. 281924
>>281915
>have you tried not believing in proteins?
finally someone asking the important questions!
Bernd
2023-08-05 21:54:07 ⋅ 1y
No. 281925
>>281919
if protein made you grow, wouldn't babies want to have a lot of protein?
Bernd
2023-08-05 21:55:02 ⋅ 1y
No. 281926
>>281920
>Proteins are composed of amino acids
now those i believe in!
Bernd
2023-08-05 22:12:47 ⋅ 1y
No. 281927
>>281923
Tbh what I wrote was wrong. If metabolic waste is a byproduct from something happening somewhere in the body then it will be transported off via the blood and filtered out in the kidney and peed out. Afaik there is no way back into the intestines so it can't have any effect on shitting ans shits.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metabolic_waste
I never said that metabolic waste was an issue. Lactic acid is no metabolic waste because your body can make it back into glucose against and use it.
Bernd
2023-08-05 22:34:35 ⋅ 1y
No. 281928
>>281927
>Tbh what I wrote was wrong. If metabolic waste is a byproduct from something happening somewhere in the body then it will be transported off via the blood
there is this very simple neuropathic perspective of blood. blood brings the nutrients and lymph transport off the remains of the burned nutrients (trash). blood is the kitchen. lymph is the sewer system. i dunno what medical people believe insead of that. from that perspective i'd be very surprised if the blood was involved in such trash cleaning work.
>and filtered out in the kidney and peed out.
>Afaik there is no way back into the intestines so it can't have any effect on shitting ans shits.
i know a far out there way but i think it satisfies your conditions: when you use epsom salt to get rid of liver and gall stones you poop out green little boogers the size of raisins and rice kernels. those are pure poison. that's your body's hard work. it has painstakingly been collecting these toxins in the liver and gallbladder area. if you were to expell them and then NOT do the required series of enema then those stones are said to remain in your intestines where there is a good chance they melt back into the body before they could have been washed out with the enema.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metabolic_waste
i don't trust wikipedia anymore; besides they wouldn't know because the good stuff is not mainstream yet.
>I never said that metabolic waste was an issue. Lactic acid is no metabolic waste because your body can make it back into glucose against and use it.
the metabolic waste isn't shat out afaik. it is only peed out or sweat out or leaves the body as dandruff (or when it fails to exit the body get trapped in the body and maybe even concentrate into tumors and cancers). i wonder if the female vagina can detox since it is is throwing out old stuff out the body. maybe some of the vaginal slime it secrets is pure metabolic waste. pure primple juice.
Bernd
2023-08-06 08:38:30 ⋅ 1y
No. 281961
>>281928
please check where the lymphatic system leads to (empties into the subclavian vein on each side)
Bernd
2023-08-06 10:01:15 ⋅ 1y
No. 281967
>>281961
>please check where the lymphatic system leads to (empties into the subclavian vein on each side)
you talking about where the waste particles travel that the lymph system collected or you talking the fluid after the waste particles unload?
Bernd
2023-08-06 11:04:32 ⋅ 1y
No. 281974
>>281967
What do the lymph nodes do with the waste products? Where do they go?
Why does the body organs like kidneys and liver dedicated to cleaning your blood if nothing bad is ever in it?
Bernd
2023-08-06 11:47:12 ⋅ 1y
No. 281976
>>281974
>What do the lymph nodes do with the waste products?
the toxins are filtered out of the fluid and i dunno if the fluids just perpetually recirculate or get partially replaced. apparently there is 4 times more lymph then blood. so if you have 5 liters of blood you have 20 liters of lymph. that's quite a lot of lymph!
>Where do they go?
from the kidneys they get peed out or the skin oozes them out. people act like they have "oily skin" for no reason what so ever but there is more happening. some people ooze so much from their skin, they start stinking again 2 hours after they take a shower because the pores of the skin are like little toothpaste tubes constantly oozing the nasty stuff out.
>Why does the body organs like kidneys and liver dedicated to cleaning your blood if nothing bad is ever in it?
what you mean nothing bad is ever in. bad food, bad water, bad cosmetics, radiation, polluted air, micro plastics, pharma producs, hormones in the water, fungal spores in the air, bacteria everywhere, viruses plus the negative physiological implications of a unwelcoming violent worth of artificial scarcity.
Bernd
2023-08-06 13:33:12 ⋅ 1y
No. 281992
>>281976
>apparently there is 4 times more lymph then blood. so if you have 5 liters of blood you have 20 liters of lymph. that's quite a lot of lymph!
uhh
that stat means that out of 5 liters of blood 4 liters is just lymph
Bernd
2023-08-06 14:10:15 ⋅ 1y
No. 281995
>>281992
>that stat means that out of 5 liters of blood 4 liters is just lymph
if that was true you would be left with just 1 liter of blood. that's not enough to get it to flow everywhere. you can't lump the blood and the lymph together. blood has it's own pump, the heart which ensure it is always flowing. the blood has to stay reliably perfect, it has to stay in a certain ph range or it ceases to deliver nutrients to all the cells. if it doesn't then the blood leeches out calcium out of the bones to ensure proper ph value, which weakens the bone. ironocally milk drinkers believe they are doing their bones a favor because there is calcium in the cow's milk they buy but in order to protect the blood of the ph-damge the milk would cause, the blood protects itself with calcium, leaving the milk drinker with bones that get weaker and more brittle with every glass of milk they drink.
lymph is different. it only moves when muscles are active because they use the muscles to pump. it doesn't have a dedicated pump that means if you are lazy for a week then your lymph has been sitting unmoved in your body for a week and started to rot and causes all kinds of problems while your blood has been circulating thanks to the heart. the lymph also can't leech calcium out of the bones so whatever level of acidity it is dealt ph-wise, it has to make due.
lymph not moving is dangerous, yet people still believe physical activity is optional. some fatties have fat fingers and they seem to agree with the common propaganda that this is "fat that the body has stored for days in which there isn't much food."
i think this is what they believe: their body can manage the amount of food they stuff down their throat without system failure and then carefully extract the energy and store it. they are blind to the fact that their lymphatic system is failing and literally does not know where to put all the metabolic waste so it just stays in place without being transported off. they lymph system which is meant to be in constant flow around the body to collect all the waste simply stopped flowing. meanwhile their fingers get fat and even their face and they think this is the body successfully storing energy. and then they get lied to by genocidal propaganda that their body was meant to be this way.
Bernd
2023-08-06 16:04:58 ⋅ 1y
No. 282005
>>281995
hurr durr.
the lymphatic system does not have its own pump and has a one-way flow from lymph capillaries, and emptying into the subclavian veins. it "appears from nothing" because it is circulated in the same arterial system but seeps out of the blood capillaries through the tissue.
you say that lymph moves and doesn't need a dedicated pump but THERE IS NO CIRCULATION THE LYMPHATIC SYSTEM IS A ONE WAY STREET
Bernd
2023-08-06 16:35:37 ⋅ 1y
No. 282007
>>281995
keep seething fingerlet
'metabolic waste' lol. its just stored energy that is making me stronger every time i eat
Bernd
2023-08-06 16:44:30 ⋅ 1y
No. 282008
>>282005
>CIRCULATION
circulation might not be the best way to describe what i was trying to say. you get hung up whether it is an actual circular system, what i was trying to express is that the blood reaches everywhere, to all the cells and all those cells that were successfully reached by the blood have their waste products transported away by the lymph system. blood reaches everywhere, lymph reaches everywhere.
when i say either those systems circulates i meant they reach everywhere. when the lymph suddenly stops flowing and stays in place and the cellpoop can not be transported off and peed out, then it doesn't circulate anymore.
the important thing about the lymph is whether it flows or not. if you don't exert yourself physically and eat wrong then the waste stays where it is.
>>282007
i wonder what happened there. clearly the puffy fingers indicate that lymphatic flow has stopped in his hands. who knows in what abysmal shape the rest of his body is. he might never uses the hands for anything. no typing on the computer, no washing dishes, no carrying groceries, no preparing food, no opening doors. lol these hands might be so unused, it begs the question why he even has them. maybe for golfing.