He warned All Americans on that day in 2019 that its time to pass the torch, but they still didn't listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z0-9r8TMBk

so now they have to live in this reality

i recommend you get a laugh track and a glass of good wine, and then read this article
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/02/12/joe-biden-democrat-plan-b-nominee-00140790
this is some of the funniest shit possible, some journalist makes up another imaginary reality where Biden actually concedes and Democrats pick a new candidate like civilised rational people, even though its already too late. These people are in denial, like a person who walked into a middle of the mine-field on fire from all sides who suddenly asks himself "how could this happen, i couldn't have been THAT STUPID? Maybe if i go a little further, it will all end and i will leave unscathed with some expirience, i can't just die here now, this would be too stupid, i can't be that stupid, i can't be that stupid, i refuse to believe i am that stupid...."

There is this site - Election Betting Odds
its always top comedy watching it, but jokes only get better with time, so i will be periodically screencapping it and saving here

two faces of Politico

for posterity

haha biden poopie pants :-DDDDD

its funny how Americans keep talking down China as the aging country, yet they themselves have two of the most old presidential candidates leading it
if China is so old, and USA is so young, energetic and owns the future - why the leadership is just two old morons?




>>301602
Great, let's now look at Europe
>Today, the average age is just 53, according to an analysis by Euronews.
https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2023/01/09/europes-leaders-are-younger-and-less-experienced-it-probably-doesnt-matter

After the end of their rule presidents in USA become like demi-gods? Presidential centers, archives...Just imagine what they will build for Biden and Trump.

>>301644
>they
You do understand this is constructed by Obama's private grift, not some kind of government project, right?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obama_Foundation

>>301652
its tit for tat
people donate to Obama Foundation and have dinners with him, and if they donated a lot of money, he sends some letters of recommendations to his friends in power and deep state that got position thanks to Obama and he pulls the levers to get other people into power
the system is that rotten

>>301652
>not some kind of government project
Government gathers every fart of the president while he is in office, collects that fart into a little bottle and stores it, and later they give it to those Presidential Centers so people could later go there, open a bottle and sniff that fart gas


their leader is so impotent, they have to write fanfiction about him being actually lucid
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/02/opinion/joe-biden-state-of-the-union.html

>>302419
yup, they really need to get someone else than Biden

>>302421
there is no mechanism for it, the only way is if Biden himself decides not to run. But if someone from his inner circle suggest it to him, they get shut down and fired, so no one dares to even say this to him. Watch video in the OP post - its exactly the same thing on repeat, only now Biden is more powerfull and can just shut up voices that want him to pass the torch
just big ego grandpa who think he is smarter than everyone else

the torch, man

I hope Biden wins so by 2030 USA has a literal braindead mummy on power. Would be ironic, world's strongest nation with a grandpa at the head.
Although Biden and Trump have about the same age.. idk what is the difference, maybe Trump aged better?

WSJ is running this as their top story
fuckers want bidon OUT
hehehehehe
hope he retaliates against journos and STAYS in the race

the torch is kinda dim right now


60% for Trump bet



>>300730
i wasn't alone who remembered it

apparently this Gretchen is circling to replace Biden
personally? i cant understand how can anyone named Gretchen can become president. With her face, she is like evil auntie from movies, i wouldn't want to see her face more than once per year. But then again, muricans voted for BARAK OBAMA now that was weird
so i wouldn't be surprised if Gretchen would somehow weasel her way into the ballot or vice presidency or something else high
i have even questions about how stupid are michiganians who have elected her for governor, but then again - i don't know who was her republican opponent, could have been literall braindead rapist-pastor or some shit and people just voted for less bad option even if its called Gretchen

Left pannel - ooooffff
Kamala has greater chances to win election than Biden according to betting odds

it is what it is

its not yet Joever, but its how it would look like

https://www.c-span.org/video/?323601-1/senate-ceremonial-swearing
go to 52:27 and crank audio to the max
he clearly says something like "by the way, you have no idea how horny i am standing next to a 13 year old girl"

>>313793
She's the governor of my state, and she's an awful tyrant. During covid times she issued "governor's orders" on a whim banning the sale of seeds (gardening is forbidden!) biking, camping, swimming, fishing, hiking, and just generally going outside. She issued these "orders" at the start of Michigan summer, which only lasts about 3 months before the snow returns.
Oh and just after that the FBI enacted a fake kidnapping plot against her, using over a dozen undercover agents to talk three men into agreeing with the FBI's plot so those three could be arrested and Whitmer's name put in national headlines (so you remember her in future presidential runs)
Gretchen Whitmer took it up the ass in highschool from so many people that she earned the nickname "stretchen gretchen" there.

>>313793
>>313793
She's the governor of my state, and she's an awful tyrant. During covid times she issued "governor's orders" on a whim banning the sale of seeds (gardening is forbidden!) biking, camping, swimming, fishing, hiking, and just generally going outside. She issued these "orders" at the start of Michigan summer, which only lasts about 3 months before the snow returns.
Oh and just after that the FBI enacted a fake kidnapping plot against her, using over a dozen undercover agents to talk three men into agreeing with the FBI's plot so those three could be arrested and Whitmer's name put in national headlines (so you remember her in future presidential runs)
Gretchen Whitmer took it up the ass in highschool from so many people that she earned the nickname "stretchen gretchen" there.

>>313793
She's the governor of my state, and she's an awful tyrant. During covid times she issued "governor's orders" on a whim banning the sale of seeds (gardening is forbidden!) biking, camping, swimming, fishing, hiking, and just generally going outside. She issued these "orders" at the start of Michigan summer, which only lasts about 3 months before the snow returns.
Oh and just after that the FBI enacted a fake kidnapping plot against her, using over a dozen undercover agents to talk three men into agreeing with the FBI's plot so those three could be arrested and Whitmer's name put in national headlines (so you remember her in future presidential runs)
Gretchen Whitmer took it up the ass in highschool from so many people that she earned the nickname "stretchen gretchen" there.

the torch, the torch.....

>>302420
What difference 5 months does. Same author, different article.

Its finally over
the torch will be passed on


Now its up to her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JWR29RT5sw

And now there are talks who could be VP for Kamala Harris or someone else. Some say Josh Shapiro, he is a jew, i know, high chances. But i also think that there is a big chance they would go with Mark Kelly, who is the senator from Arizona. Another reason they might go with him is because he is the former millitary but also because he is the astronaut, and also because he has the twin brother Scott Kelly who is also an astronaut. Its kinda twisted, what types of games can be played when there are two identical people in the high position of power. They can pretend to be each other, it makes for good stories, can donate blood and organs to each other. I see it as a big advantage for this candidacy.

>>315105
for now Kelly leads, but who knows for how long

>>315298
Aaaand ...Kelly at 6%
gg
sometimes i'm glad we are under sanctions, because who knows how much money i would waste on these political betting markets. I'm not into sports, so i am not falling for horse races and football betting rush, but i bet if i would be able to bet on politics from here, or if i would be into horse-football betting, i'd be fucking addicted
good thing those conditions don't meet

>bad photo
>reeeee, CHINA! He didn't hate them!
>vitamin sellers!
is this why his chances tanked? this cheap wapo smearing job is all it took?

CHIIIINA
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and mousetronaut

>i hate vitamins, i hate vitamins!
>Oh, and here is unrelated picture of Ma-Ke Kelly with Chinese writing underneath. Do you hate him now?

Butty is everywhere? Never seen this, but he is 42
So he could try to become president or vice-president in 2028, 2032, 2036, 2040, 2044, 2048, 2052...
And still be younger than Trump and Biden were in 2020!

josh shapiro worked for IDF
and now wikipedia is scrubbing this information




One picture is worth a thousand words
>the picture