Bernd
2023-01-29 19:30:21 ⋅ 1y
No. 251249
I promise not to shitpost and not to be mean to bernd
Bernd
2023-01-29 20:03:31 ⋅ 1y
No. 251255
Bernd
2023-01-29 20:27:43 ⋅ 1y
No. 251258
>>251249
so you won't be posting anymore?
Bernd
2023-01-29 20:55:43 ⋅ 1y
No. 251265
Prove it by saying something nice.
Bernd
2023-01-29 22:26:34 ⋅ 1y
No. 251272
>>251249
He is german so his mom is depressed. It's Monday let's all take our cyancali pill.
Bernd
2023-02-02 02:48:50 ⋅ 1y
No. 251824
Bernd
2023-02-02 04:42:25 ⋅ 1y
No. 251832
Please shitpost
Bernd
2023-02-02 04:42:57 ⋅ 1y
No. 251833
Bernd
2023-02-02 14:47:50 ⋅ 1y
No. 251882
Bernd
2023-02-02 19:50:35 ⋅ 1y
No. 251961
Bernd
2023-02-02 20:22:24 ⋅ 1y
No. 251966
>>251961
The middle pic is very appropriate for showing the hippos character
Bernd
2023-02-02 20:41:10 ⋅ 1y
No. 251973
>>251966
look at pic rel and say that again
Bernd
2023-02-02 20:43:36 ⋅ 1y
No. 251974
>>251973
baby hippo
Bernd
2023-02-02 20:55:32 ⋅ 1y
No. 251981
>>251973
Looks kinda cute & alien.
Bernd
2023-02-02 20:56:27 ⋅ 1y
No. 251982
>>251981
pigmy hippo
Bernd
2023-02-02 21:24:09 ⋅ 1y
No. 251989
>>251982
tasty
Bernd
2023-02-02 21:27:29 ⋅ 1y
No. 251990
>>251989
stop it!
Bernd
2023-02-02 21:32:14 ⋅ 1y
No. 251991
>>251990
Hippos are evil motherfuckers.
Bernd
2023-02-02 21:45:39 ⋅ 1y
No. 251992
>>251991
what is your opinion about rhinos?
Bernd
2023-02-02 21:46:15 ⋅ 1y
No. 251993
>>251992
Cute and adorable.
Bernd
2023-02-02 21:52:44 ⋅ 1y
No. 251994
>>251993
are you sure?
Bernd
2023-02-02 22:00:54 ⋅ 1y
No. 251996
>>251994
Yes. They are frens. Wouldn't hurt anybody.
Bernd
2023-02-02 22:27:22 ⋅ 1y
No. 252002
hippo = brutal monster tbh
Bernd
2023-02-03 14:39:39 ⋅ 1y
No. 252125
>>252002
> brutal monster
Bernd
2023-02-03 15:00:11 ⋅ 1y
No. 252138
Bernd
2023-02-03 15:02:47 ⋅ 1y
No. 252141
>>252138
that's clearly photoshopped by the anti-hippo lobby
Bernd
2023-02-03 16:33:08 ⋅ 1y
No. 252163
reminder
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:11:15 ⋅ 1y
No. 252412
>>252163
>dog 4th deadliest animal
>no cat
dog owners btfo
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:15:21 ⋅ 1y
No. 252416
>>252412
do you own a kot?
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:16:52 ⋅ 1y
No. 252417
>>252416
I had one. She was the best fren I've ever had. But she died 7 years ago.
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:22:18 ⋅ 1y
No. 252421
>>252417
I'll pour one out for the lost homie
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:22:38 ⋅ 1y
No. 252423
>>252417
I'm sorry, you must miss her
what was her name? do you have any pictures?
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:23:46 ⋅ 1y
No. 252425
>>252423
I will kill myself when my dog dies.
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:27:19 ⋅ 1y
No. 252427
>>252425
you've never been more relatable
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:28:05 ⋅ 1y
No. 252428
>>252427
You in a general sense as everyone besides yourself or you in a personal sense (me the individual)?
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:34:00 ⋅ 1y
No. 252429
>>252428
You The Individual of course
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:35:08 ⋅ 1y
No. 252430
>>252429
But you don't even know who I am
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:38:27 ⋅ 1y
No. 252431
>>252421
ty fren
>>252423
her name was Tiffy. When she died I cried several times a a day for a couple of days after it. This never happened to me before or since. I just got teary eyes remembering her.
I doubt that I still have pictures of her. I believe most of them got erased in hard drive failures.
Maybe the one from her last day but I wouldn't want to post it because she looked so rough on it. She went blind about two years before we had to put her down. Eventually we couldn't let her outside on her own anymore because she didn't find her way home anymore and she could only go in the garden.
At the end her hind legs got so stiff that she couldn't walk anymore. She couldn't go to the toilet anymore and it looked like she was in pain constantly. So we put her down.
I wished I would have spent more quality time with her in her last year. But I had to write my masters thesis and was very occupied with it. Who could have known that this was her last year.
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:48:30 ⋅ 1y
No. 252435
>>252425
How old is your dog and what breed?
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:49:31 ⋅ 1y
No. 252437
>>252435
Around 10 or 11 (we didn't have him from the beginning, so I don't know exactly) and mixed (don't know which breeds got mixed).
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:49:43 ⋅ 1y
No. 252438
>>252431
Here's the last pic of my childhood doge i took back in 2014. She was about 14 years old at the time and struggled staying balanced on car rides. But she knew we were headed to the beach which was her favorite place. She died of sanser about 3 months later
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:51:44 ⋅ 1y
No. 252439
>>252437
>smaller dogs often live over 15–16 years (the max is 20 years), medium and large size dogs typically 10 to 20 years, and some giant dog breeds such as mastiffs, often only 7 to 8 years.
So you have only ~5 years before you are going to kill yourself. How are you going to use the little time you have left?
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:54:17 ⋅ 1y
No. 252440
>>252439
Of course spend the time with doggo
Bernd
2023-02-04 10:55:13 ⋅ 1y
No. 252441
>>252440
good answer.
Bernd
2023-02-04 11:00:09 ⋅ 1y
No. 252442
>>252439
Ans oldes't dog has been recorded to be over 30 on the Poortugal just last week. (Born 1992-05-11)
Bernd
2023-02-04 11:39:16 ⋅ 1y
No. 252447
>>252430
do I need to know you to find something you said relatable?
>>252431
> When she died I cried several times a a day for a couple of days after it. This never happened to me before or since. I just got teary eyes remembering her.
it's almost uncanny but I know exactly how you feel; losing a friend is awful but at least it won't erase all good memories you've made together
if you could go back, would you still get Tiffy if you knew how it would end?
>>252438
she was a cutie
Bernd
2023-02-04 11:42:52 ⋅ 1y
No. 252449
>>252447
You said "you've never been more relatable". That implies you already know all my other posts, which apparently were as relatable as the one you're referring to.,
Bernd
2023-02-04 11:44:58 ⋅ 1y
No. 252451
>>252449
that's just a figure of speech, but alright; that one post of yours was extremely relatable; happy now?
Bernd
2023-02-04 11:50:24 ⋅ 1y
No. 252452
>>252451
join https://www.boardgame-online.com?page=joingame&g=rXV3&k=b07Bz
Bernd
2023-02-04 11:50:33 ⋅ 1y
No. 252453
>>252447
>if you could go back, would you still get Tiffy if you knew how it would end?
Yes, of course. The pain of her passing only shows me how good it has been to have her. Also I think the first time experiencing to lose something you hold so dearly to you is always the worst because it hits you so unexpectedly. So it wouldn't be that bad a second time.
Bernd
2023-02-04 12:00:30 ⋅ 1y
No. 252456
>>252452
what's this?
>>252453
for me it wasn't that unexpected, I've been thinking about putting my dog down for a while but decided against it since his quality of life was still good and meds were working well; ...or maybe it was unexpected since I thought we would have more time and one morning he just died in my arms
do you think about getting another kot sometimes?
Bernd
2023-02-04 12:53:42 ⋅ 1y
No. 252463
>>252456
My current flat is about 60m^2 with no chance to let a kot outside. I don't think this would be good enough for a kot. I was thinking about getting some rats but so far never got into it.
How would you answer the question? Would you get your doggo back if you knew how it would end?
Bernd
2023-02-04 17:28:17 ⋅ 1y
No. 252500
>>252463
he made me happy for 15 years so probably yes; but on the flip side life is indefinitely easier when you don't care about anyone
Bernd
2023-02-04 17:32:17 ⋅ 1y
No. 252501
>>252500
Ich bin bereit, denn es ist Zeit
Für unser‘n Pakt über die Ewigkeit
Bernd
2023-02-05 12:11:36 ⋅ 1y
No. 252648
>>252500
>but on the flip side life is indefinitely easier when you don't care about anyone
While this does sound very tough on the internet, I'm fairly certain that you do and always did care about your mom. She is a great woman after all.
Also while it might be annoying to care for an animal it might be comforting to have something to care about and cuddle when you come home. This might make it easier to deal with other things in life.
Bernd
2023-02-05 12:33:50 ⋅ 1y
No. 252651
>>252648
>She is a great woman after all.
How do you know that?
Bernd
2023-02-05 12:45:10 ⋅ 1y
No. 252652
>>252651
I concluded it from the posts I've read from poland so far. I read posts of Bernds very throroughly and create kitchen sink psychological profiles of every Bernd on this board. [spoiler]Even you. [/spoiler] This allows me to form hypotheses that reach further than the direct implications of single posts or threads.
Bernd
2023-02-05 12:53:04 ⋅ 1y
No. 252653
>>252652
Many Bernds seem to come from single mother households.
Bernd
2023-02-05 12:55:11 ⋅ 1y
No. 252655
>>252653
It's not about the single mother but about the lack of a father figure during childhood. Bernds form just as easily when they have fathers that failed in their role.
Bernd
2023-02-05 13:57:20 ⋅ 1y
No. 252656
>>252648
okay, but it's not like you picked your parents and chose to have them in your life and care about them; but you can choose not to let anyone else in
I think I already said that in another thread, but taking care of my dog was never annoying, the worst part about having him was actually worrying that something bad would happen and that feeling is literally the only thing I don't miss about him
>>252652
eh, I don't know if she's that great, she clearly cares about me but I've got issues that can be traced back to her so I'm not sure if her becoming a mother was a good idea
>>252653
I'm not from a single mother household, but I don't really like my father as a person, does it count?
Bernd
2023-02-05 15:04:36 ⋅ 1y
No. 252661
>>252656
>but taking care of my dog was never annoying,
A dog shits at least once a day. Assuming that you are a good person and picked up the poop to throw it into the garbage you picked up 5475 poops in the lifetime of your dog.
With an average weigh of 340g per poop that are 1861.5kg of transported dog shit in a dog's lifetime.
It feels a little surreal to me that dog owners willingly deal with dog shit everyday but I guess the rest of the dog experience somehow makes up for it.
Bernd
2023-02-05 15:25:25 ⋅ 1y
No. 252664
>>252656
Doesn't count for Bernadettes
Bernd
2023-02-05 15:41:37 ⋅ 1y
No. 252668
Bernd
2023-02-05 16:25:46 ⋅ 1y
No. 252683
>>252668
>what's the alternative?
The alternative would be to get a different pet. Vegetarian pets typically don't have that disgusting poops. Kots can poop at a single place that you don't have to clean everyday.
On the other hand other pets are not bred in a way they get high just from seeing their owner. Also while it might be super annoying to have to walk your dog everyday it might actually be a good habit that you are happy to be forced into. So whatever. It was just a random thought I deemed interesting enough to post.
Bernd
2023-02-05 19:11:28 ⋅ 1y
No. 252713
>>252668
get ans orchid mantis
Bernd
2023-02-05 19:13:43 ⋅ 1y
No. 252717
>>252713
you can't cuddle with insects
Bernd
2023-02-05 19:17:39 ⋅ 1y
No. 252719
>>252717
Wrong!
Bernd
2023-02-05 19:19:27 ⋅ 1y
No. 252721
>>252717
have you ever tried? mantis is a solitary and cannibalistic animal, it has no past experience of affection. stroke its strange chitinous body and allow it to enjoy the warmth of yours. wonder what goes through its oddly shaped head when it sees you hand it food
Bernd
2023-02-05 19:21:31 ⋅ 1y
No. 252723
>>252721
have you ever stroked it?
Bernd
2023-02-05 19:23:07 ⋅ 1y
No. 252724
>>252723
no, i don't own a mantis. soon i will have hundreds of tiny flesh eating beetles living in my boiler cupboard, perhaps then i will get a mantis to control their population. you should get one, tell me how it is
Bernd
2023-02-05 20:21:31 ⋅ 1y
No. 252742
>>252724
but I really don't want to touch an insect, it's repulsive
Bernd
2023-02-05 20:25:13 ⋅ 1y
No. 252743
>>252742
Deal with your phobia. Insects aren't repulsive.
Bernd
2023-02-05 20:29:08 ⋅ 1y
No. 252744
>>252743
have you ever seen a moth or a butterfly?
Bernd
2023-02-05 20:30:58 ⋅ 1y
No. 252747
>>252744
moths are ans cute :3
Bernd
2023-02-05 21:36:32 ⋅ 1y
No. 252753
Bernd
2023-02-05 21:54:04 ⋅ 1y
No. 252759
>>252753
now I'm convinced you've never seen a mouse
Bernd
2023-02-06 01:11:41 ⋅ 1y
No. 252774
>>252759
mice are small, furry and have beady black eyes but no wings.
moths are small, furry and have beady black eyes and wings.
therefore, moths are like flying mice. simple as
Bernd
2023-02-06 14:37:09 ⋅ 1y
No. 252831
>>252774
except mice are cute and moths are terrifying, so clearly they aren't even close
Bernd
2023-02-06 16:41:49 ⋅ 1y
No. 252862
>>252163
Seems fair enough to me, humans kill far more animals a year than anything else.
Bernd
2023-02-06 18:16:59 ⋅ 1y
No. 252889
>>252862
Graphics seems to be bullshit though.
Number of cases of Tick-borne encephalitis is 10000-12000 cases ans year. Death rate is 1-2%. So a tick kills 100-240 people a year with TBE alone. But they don't list them in the graphic.
And this is from TBE alone. Ticks especially from warmer climates can give you several other deadly diseases.
Bernd
2023-02-07 06:45:52 ⋅ 1y
No. 252976
>>252831
the horror!
Bernd
2023-02-07 15:08:50 ⋅ 1y
No. 253020
>>252976
you must be very brave if you're not afraid
Bernd
2023-02-07 17:17:33 ⋅ 1y
No. 253039
>>252976
Sheer terror!
Bernd
2023-02-07 20:40:51 ⋅ 1y
No. 253114
>>253020
i am a born coward. when i was younger i was afraid of spiders, slaters (don't know what others call them), milli/centipedes and other things with many legs, but my contrarian nature compelled me to pretend as though this wasn't the case. after a while i ceased to be afraid, and from there the affected fondness for them became genuine.
moths on the other hand i've always been fond of. their helpless dittering is endearing to me. they are born to search for the moon
Bernd
2023-02-07 21:11:12 ⋅ 1y
No. 253119
>>253114
moths don't have two brain cells to rub together and all they do is fly erratically all over the place, who's to say they won't try to fly into your mouth or sit on your face? how more people aren't scared of them is beyond me; other insects you mentioned, while pretty disgusting, aren't that bad because they are more predictable
Bernd
2023-02-07 21:20:42 ⋅ 1y
No. 253124
moths are ans cute :3
Bernd
2023-02-07 21:24:34 ⋅ 1y
No. 253125
>>253119
>moths don't have two brain cells to rub together and all they do is fly erratically all over the place
i know that feel
Bernd
2023-02-07 21:37:09 ⋅ 1y
No. 253128
>>253125
at least you're cute
Bernd
2023-02-07 22:38:53 ⋅ 1y
No. 253140
>>253128
i am odious and vile as a tabloid cliche m80
Bernd
2023-02-08 15:10:02 ⋅ 1y
No. 253244
>>253140
no one said I had good taste
Bernd
2023-02-09 23:23:04 ⋅ 1y
No. 253684
>>253244
you have good taste
Bernd
2023-02-10 15:10:33 ⋅ 1y
No. 253766
>>253684
you little rascal